Colon Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness
Tuesday, 19. August 2008, 22:35:16
There is a holiday for every day of the year, and I happened to notice that today is Colonic Day. 
I've never had a colonic, nor will I ever have one. :shudder: The thought makes my sphincter tighten up so much that I could probably turn coal into diamonds in a matter of minutes. Not that I'm about to go shoving coal where the sun don't shine. That's pretty much all I have to say on the matter. I haven't posted on my My Opera blog for a while, so I figured it was time. Lovely choice of subject matter to post with, eh?
BTW - for those of you who don't already know, I've been posting more on my site: Karen's Chronicles I had stopped for a long time, but recently got back into it. I think changing the look of it was all it took for me to become interested in it again. I'm shallow like that.
Have a lovely day and if you're gutsier than I, enjoy your colonic!
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By ripp2002, # 19. August 2008, 22:51:10
By Nerak, # 19. August 2008, 23:31:19
By noah counte, # 20. August 2008, 00:19:15
By jrd2498, # 20. August 2008, 00:31:37
By qlue, # 20. August 2008, 00:35:07
By H82typ, # 20. August 2008, 01:18:11
I gotta get me a Colon Blow t-shirt! No...wait! I will add it to my lengthy Christmas list.
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 01:41:04
By noah counte, # 20. August 2008, 01:43:41
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 02:06:49
By noah counte, # 20. August 2008, 02:23:30
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 02:25:37
By noah counte, # 20. August 2008, 02:54:46
Thanks! Now that scrumptious meal I'm smelling will be even tastier.
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 02:58:50
By erosan, # 20. August 2008, 03:11:34
By AOTEAROAnz, # 20. August 2008, 03:12:58
By noah counte, # 20. August 2008, 03:13:34
*sitsdown* sphincter tightens...away with that thing on me..
By AOTEAROAnz, # 20. August 2008, 03:48:45
I cannot wait 'til National Catheter Day!
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 04:05:44
.....to permit introduction or withdrawal of fluids ?
By AOTEAROAnz, # 20. August 2008, 04:38:42
Neither, really. I am simply looking forward to the reactions from you guys!
How are you doing, Henry? I've not really talked to you in a few days. Everything going well?
By the way - I've been posting blog entries over on my site... if you have any spare time, feel free to drop in over there!
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 08:01:45
By AOTEAROAnz, # 20. August 2008, 08:07:03
By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 08:23:42
By AOTEAROAnz, # 20. August 2008, 09:38:07
By night wolf, # 20. August 2008, 13:57:31
By angel292005, # 20. August 2008, 14:37:41
By H82typ, # 20. August 2008, 17:41:22
By rfhurley, # 20. August 2008, 18:22:51
By rfhurley, # 20. August 2008, 18:24:28
I haven't been back to CA since I was about 14 or 15...pretty sad, really. I need to get back there. That's where I'm from, after all...and where my grandparents are buried. It'd be nice to go back to Castro Valley, Sebastopol, and Santa Rosa to see how things have changed.
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By Nerak, # 20. August 2008, 20:02:10
By noah counte, # 21. August 2008, 01:46:12
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 02:50:02
By noah counte, # 21. August 2008, 02:52:45
Either that, or my idea of "cool" has drastically changed since I was 14 or 15. Nah...that can't be it! I'm exactly the same now as I was then!
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 02:58:27
By noah counte, # 21. August 2008, 03:20:33
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 03:21:47
By noah counte, # 21. August 2008, 03:28:03
I'll be sure to do that the next time I see them!
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 03:36:40
Trust me, Karen...everything has changed in CA! I was only gone for a scarce 2 years and yet I'd need a map for the *small* ::cough, bullshit:: town I lived in! Make that not only everything but everyone as well.
Someone said "You can never go home again". Believe them, for they speak the truth!
By cajunlayde, # 21. August 2008, 06:33:36
It's too bad that CA's all different. It's probably best if I stay away. I'd hate to go there expecting one thing and get something entirely different.
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 06:37:02
It did totally suck ass!
I couldn't even recognize my own turn off! Not to mention all of the new buildings that had sprung up, seemingly overnight. It was a totally different landscape and I had trouble even finding my own freakin' house. Imagine that!
No, if you do visit, be prepared. So many changes in so little time! It was mind-blowing, to say the least. I was not prepared to see the changes but there they were. And it was like I hadn't spent the better part of my life, knowing where everything was, only to find out that it had all changed.
I guess things never stay the same...and more's the pity!
By cajunlayde, # 21. August 2008, 08:31:22
I've lived and/or worked in all three of those places.
Santa Rosa is evil, though. Don't go there.
By rfhurley, # 21. August 2008, 18:23:08
By Nerak, # 21. August 2008, 19:01:18
at least if you're referrring to the self-righteous "Chistians" who condemn anyone that isn't them...
By rfhurley, # 22. August 2008, 17:33:21
It's paramount in my book, anyway.
By noah counte, # 22. August 2008, 17:44:18
By Nerak, # 22. August 2008, 19:34:26
By AOTEAROAnz, # 23. August 2008, 08:48:06