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The Lighter Side Of Crime In South Africa.

All South Africans have a great sense of humor. They love to laugh, especially at themselves.
Here are some funny cartoons about the crime here.



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Comments

Tamil Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:56:30 AM

lol

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:09:56 AM

Hello Tamil. Always nice to see you here.
Have a beautiful week.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Clap.gif -

Meowechappy Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:21:05 AM

lol How are you Helen? Hope you are doing good. happy

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:30:37 AM

I am well yes dear and thank you for asking. I do hope that you are well too and that you are enjoying life totally.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink.gif -

Meowechappy Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:40:57 AM

Thank you Helen! Yes I will, I will try to enjoy everything especially in this crazy world.... bigsmile

I have to go now....take care smile

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:03:38 AM

Bey Meow, You take care as well.happy

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:34:16 AM

:South Africa Crime rate :
Car thefts 93,133
Corruption > % of managers surveyed ranking this as a major business constraint 16.09 %
Death penalty > Abolition date 1,997
Death penalty > Last executed 1,991
Drug offences 53,810 per 100,000 people
Gun violence > Homicides > % homicides with firearms 59.2028
Gun violence > Homicides > Firearm homicide rate > per 100,000 pop. 74.5748
Gun violence > Homicides > Overall homicide rate > per 100,000 pop. 125.965
Jails 228
Manslaughters 11,202
Murders with firearms 31,918
Prisoners 181,944 prisoners
Prisoners > Female 2.2%
Prisoners > Foreign prisoners 2.1%
Prisoners > Per capita 402 per 100,000 people
Sentence Length 48.08
Software piracy rate 34%

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:42:36 AM

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NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:51:35 AM

Indeed Aziz, and this would then be the serious side of crime.

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:06:23 AM

I came to know that it is so difficult to come out from the house after six in the evening ! Even without car you can't go on road for walking !

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:27:14 AM

Aziz, my dear, I would say that a person should be cautious yes, walking alone is never a good idea here, but we go for walks with company all the time.

It is true that SA is the crime capital of the world and there is good reason for that terrible title that was earned with the blood of many innocents.

Just last week an old lady stopped at a crossing and was accosted by 4 men dressed in police uniforms, the one had a assault rifle.

The whole incident was recorded on video by a couple on the other side of the crossing, with their cellphone.

They ordered the old lady out of the car and and beat her.....suddenly one of them noticed the people were taking a video of them. They turned and shot at the couple in the car who also had their two children with them.

Fortunately they missed all the people in the car. They then sped off and are still on the loose.

Forensics are now analyzing the video to see if they can get it clearer.

After six in the evening is a myth. These things happen throughout the day when the opportunity arises. "At the wrong place at the wrong time"

ERWINWulpen Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:27:17 PM

lol lol lol lol lol lol

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:48:22 PM

It is obvious that you enjoyed it Erwin. That was my aim.

Thank you for the visit dear, keep well and enjoy yourself.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Happy.gif -

Suntana Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:17:53 PM

Day-Um! scared It is positively brutal down there, Helen. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Scared.gif -

These are hilarious! http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ROFL.gif -
Hmmm??? Fake Degrees, huh? Do they have a broad selection and how much could I ... Oops! I mean, how much could some hypothetical person acquire one for? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Whistle.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

Suntana Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:19:58 PM

Man! It's so tough over there that even 2 of Santa Claus' Reindeer have been stolen or Whacked or something. scared

Suntana Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:23:22 PM

I hadn't heard of Pagad, but I Googled it and I am now up to speed. up

Mariemarieandrabi Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:26:25 PM

Is so funny specially child wants a career in organised crime. In my country in some places are dangerous. We can live in peace nowadays.

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:45:26 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

I mean, how much could some hypothetical person acquire one for?


Oh....it would depend on what kind of degree it is the hypothetical person wants. A doctor's degree would fetch somewhere from R2000.00.

At the same time a driver's license would cost about the same. So in both cases life is pretty cheap here.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Eek.gif -

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:48:38 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

I hadn't heard of Pagad, but I Googled it and I am now up to speed.


Good as it would be difficult to describe them. Their methods are very much on par with gangsterism.

Oooops, I think I better go lock my doorshttp://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:52:01 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Man! It's so tough over there that even 2 of Santa Claus' Reindeer have been stolen or Whacked or something.


We actually did have a hall with Christmas present for the orphanage, broken into and all the gifts stolen, Santa came through it ok though.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ThumbsUp.gif -

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:54:48 PM

Marie, you are blessed. The politicians are so busy fighting about petty things, that the country has fallen into complete anarchy.

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:03:33 PM

Originally posted by NitroH:

After six in the evening is a myth. These things happen throughout the day when the opportunity arises. "At the wrong place at the wrong time"


Helen, I never heard any other place in the world about these type of crimes! Really, liberty is more dangerous! It should be protected by law to protect the liberty of innocent:)

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:19:37 PM

Aziz, crimes are committed all over the world, just not to the extent that it is here. There are problems to be sorted out in a lot of the departments starting with the justice system and corruption most of all.

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:53:28 PM

I agree with you Helen, that no where is empty place without crimes! In India, even a woman can go any where alone after six at evening! For that extent we can consider it that it is at the extreme level of crimes at SA.

Mariemarieandrabi Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:56:54 PM

Originally posted by NitroH:

Marie, you are blessed. The politicians are so busy fighting about petty things, that the country has fallen into complete anarchy.


That´s true dear Helen.

NitroNitroH Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:18:30 AM

Yes Aziz, unfortunately, here it does not matter what the gender. Venturing
out alone is certainly hazardous to the health.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Sad.gif -

NitroNitroH Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:19:26 AM

Thank you for the visit my dear Marie. It is always lovely to see you here.

SummerAngel Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:49:12 PM

heart that concerned citizen save at the beach. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Cool2.gif -

Do you think South Africa will make the Nokia A9MM to US Citizens any time soon? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink.gif -

NitroNitroH Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:11:47 AM

Yes Annette, I do not see a problem there at all. Just put in your order and I bet it will reach you within a 12 hr period!!!!http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

Dave Cdcweather Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:51:09 PM

Very funny but the irony is that it is so sad. I have to say it is offset as well by the friendliness and cheeriness of so many people I met when I stayed in Cape Town and that included a beer with some guys in the social club in a Township.

Kent E. Olssonkentsopera Friday, October 14, 2011 2:11:40 AM

There you are sweet, masked Lady. I am glad to see your sense of humor is strengthening and hopefully the SA crime fighting will strengthen as well. The cartoons are really clever and humorous, but also make their point, relative to the seriousness of the problem. Earlier you indicated that you are well, for which I am very happy to see, but with all the work you are now involved in, understandably your time here is at a premium. I guess my way of saying you are missed, but glad you've returned. Crysta and Tabi Ann have been informed of your caring, warm regards and wishes, and they both send their Love, Hugs and warm greetings to you and for your health and wellbeing. Have a wonderful weekend Helen, stay healthy, happy, safe and my affectionate, warm regards to you as well; from, your Viking pal Kent and his sidekick Hagar. Smiley cool happy

NitroNitroH Friday, October 14, 2011 6:04:32 AM

Originally posted by dcweather:

Very funny but the irony is that it is so sad. I have to say it is offset as well by the friendliness and cheeriness of so many people I met when I stayed in Cape Town and that included a beer with some guys in the social club in a Township.



Thank you Dave!!! Make no mistake....although crime is out of hand here, it is a wonderful country to visit and and the people are lovely to know. When you have made a friend in SA you have a friend for life.

We are not know for violence on tourist. Unemployment and a disfunctional justice system is our biggest problem.

The last time we had a insident of tourist violence was when Anni Diwali was murdered on their honeymoon here, and it turned out that it was her husband that paid people to do that.

I guess he thought that since we have such a huge backlog of processed crime, he would get away with it. Now we are struggling to get him extradited to stand trial.

NitroNitroH Friday, October 14, 2011 6:13:42 AM

Aaaaah what a river of refreshing water to see my dear friend Kent and his side kick, Hagar here. Most certainly always welcome.

Yes Kent, my time is limited, I try to answer my messages when I am in my office and then I run to Rob's office and I do not sign into Opera from there as it can be quite a madhouse there.

This will hopefully not continue for long because I am just waiting for the transfer papers putting the business in my name and then I will sell it. I had quite a few good offers already. I am still not sure if I wish to keep a few shares for myself though.

Thank you, my dear for the visit and the wishes and trust that they are returned ten fold.

Hugs to you and yours. Oh.....and Hagar.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Adore.gif -

Kent E. Olssonkentsopera Friday, October 14, 2011 9:00:20 PM

I am sure you will arrive at a balanced solution for yourself, relative to your work life and leisure life. In the interim, guard your health against fatigue and burnout, until such time as you reach a final solution. We will keep in touch Helen, as time permits. Take care, and God Bless you. happy

Suntana Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:05:38 AM

Originally posted by NitroH:

Yes Annette, I do not see a problem there at all. Just put in your order and I bet it will reach you within a 12 hr period!!!!


And if you put in your order within the next 15 minutes during this Infomercial, they'll throw in the Fake Gun Permit for Free! yes Can't beat THAT deal. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ThumbsUp.gif -

NitroNitroH Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:32:13 AM

Kent, my dear friend, as usual good and sound advice that I will certainly follow. You have yourself a wonderful weekend and give my love to Crysta, Tabi and the critters as well.

Hugs to you and yours......DO NOT FORGET HAGAR.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink2.gif -

NitroNitroH Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:33:42 AM

My dear Marie,
you are most welcome, have yourself a terrific weekend.
Hugs Helen.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Heart.gif -

NitroNitroH Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:35:58 AM

Originally posted by Suntana:

And if you put in your order within the next 15 minutes during this Infomercial, they'll throw in the Fake Gun Permit for Free! Can't beat THAT deal.



Yip and don't forget the fake Firearms Competency Report. They will even frame it for you if you like.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Cop.gif -

Suntana Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:48:00 PM

Only if they make that frame with a nice Fake Gold trim. headbang
Firearms Competency Report? bigeyes Uh Oh! What's that?
Is that to declare that the Firearm Owner is competent with the Firearm? So, is theoretically everyone who owns a firearm supposed to take some test and be certified?

SummerAngel Saturday, October 15, 2011 5:43:39 PM

Thank you Sunny, but I won't be needing that Fake Gun Permit as I am in possession of the real thing. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Tease.gif -

But then, as you can see, http://www.tn.gov/safety/handgun/qualifications.shtml , the requirements are quite lax in TN. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif -

Suntana Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:00:44 PM

I see. So then as long as you own a pair of Overalls, you can get a Gun Permit in Tennessee.

Shall not be an alien illegally or unlawfully in the United States.


So THAT explains why Alf never went around wielding a gun on the Show. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

SummerAngel Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:06:17 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

as long as you own a pair of Overalls, you can get a Gun Permit in Tennessee


Pretty much. I bet even Pinky Sue has one. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif -

Suntana Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:20:44 PM

And if you wear 2 Pink Bows in your hair, they probably throw in a coupon for a Free box of bullets. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif - Well, women with Pink Bows anyway. I'm not sure the same Special would apply to guys wearing 2 Pink Bows in their hair. bigeyes

NitroNitroH Sunday, October 16, 2011 6:32:47 AM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Firearms Competency Report? Uh Oh! What's that?
Is that to declare that the Firearm Owner is competent with the Firearm?



Yes this is exactly what it means, but let me stress here.....this is only for legal firearm owners. The criminals don't need one.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif - Oh, and by the way, this test costs R1400.00 annually when your gun permit is renewed.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Guns.gif -

Suntana Sunday, October 16, 2011 6:34:05 PM

Well, Helen, criminals might be unscrupulous when it comes to having Firearm Owner Competency Reports ... but, have you noticed in the movies how criminal Bomb Makers do always have scruples? Bomb Makers always meticulously stick to the official bomb making code. Bomb Makers would rather eat dirt than make a bomb with the wrong color of wires. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin2.gif -

NitroNitroH Monday, October 17, 2011 7:29:36 AM

Now that you mention it, Chuck, this has always surprised the heck out of me. This is however, not only true in the movies but in real life as well. There is a strict color code to be followed and be damn, they will follow it.

I carefully refrain from mentioning the consequences of this as I am sure you can figure it out for yourself.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

Suntana Tuesday, October 18, 2011 12:07:22 AM

It would be extremely tough for the Bomb Squad to diffuse a bomb that had all White wiring or all Black wiring. scared

Maybe the reason Bomb Makers stick to the correct Color Code is because if they got too cute and bold and used all one color of wiring ... they risk screwing up and blowing themselves up. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yahoo.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -

NitroNitroH Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:24:47 AM

Yip, you hit the nail on the head. Can you imagine setting the timer and you suddenly have to go to the loo because your nerves are wrecked!!!http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL2.gif -

Kent E. Olssonkentsopera Tuesday, October 18, 2011 4:07:14 PM

Either way there is going to be a mess to clean up. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

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