The Lighter Side Of Crime In South Africa.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:15:12 AM
All South Africans have a great sense of humor. They love to laugh, especially at themselves.
Here are some funny cartoons about the crime here.







And last but not least.
New Nokia A9MM especially designed for South Africans
Here are some funny cartoons about the crime here.







And last but not least.
New Nokia A9MM especially designed for South Africans














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Tamil # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:56:30 AM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:09:56 AM
Have a beautiful week.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Clap.gif -
Meowechappy # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:21:05 AM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:30:37 AM
Meowechappy # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:40:57 AM
I have to go now....take care
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:03:38 AM
Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:34:16 AM
Car thefts 93,133
Corruption > % of managers surveyed ranking this as a major business constraint 16.09 %
Death penalty > Abolition date 1,997
Death penalty > Last executed 1,991
Drug offences 53,810 per 100,000 people
Gun violence > Homicides > % homicides with firearms 59.2028
Gun violence > Homicides > Firearm homicide rate > per 100,000 pop. 74.5748
Gun violence > Homicides > Overall homicide rate > per 100,000 pop. 125.965
Jails 228
Manslaughters 11,202
Murders with firearms 31,918
Prisoners 181,944 prisoners
Prisoners > Female 2.2%
Prisoners > Foreign prisoners 2.1%
Prisoners > Per capita 402 per 100,000 people
Sentence Length 48.08
Software piracy rate 34%
Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:42:36 AM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:51:35 AM
Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:06:23 AM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:27:14 AM
It is true that SA is the crime capital of the world and there is good reason for that terrible title that was earned with the blood of many innocents.
Just last week an old lady stopped at a crossing and was accosted by 4 men dressed in police uniforms, the one had a assault rifle.
The whole incident was recorded on video by a couple on the other side of the crossing, with their cellphone.
They ordered the old lady out of the car and and beat her.....suddenly one of them noticed the people were taking a video of them. They turned and shot at the couple in the car who also had their two children with them.
Fortunately they missed all the people in the car. They then sped off and are still on the loose.
Forensics are now analyzing the video to see if they can get it clearer.
After six in the evening is a myth. These things happen throughout the day when the opportunity arises. "At the wrong place at the wrong time"
ERWINWulpen # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:27:17 PM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:48:22 PM
Thank you for the visit dear, keep well and enjoy yourself.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Happy.gif -
Suntana # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:17:53 PM
These are hilarious! http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ROFL.gif -
Hmmm??? Fake Degrees, huh? Do they have a broad selection and how much could I ... Oops! I mean, how much could some hypothetical person acquire one for? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Whistle.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -
Suntana # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:19:58 PM
Suntana # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:23:22 PM
Mariemarieandrabi # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:26:25 PM
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:45:26 PM
Originally posted by Suntana:
Oh....it would depend on what kind of degree it is the hypothetical person wants. A doctor's degree would fetch somewhere from R2000.00.
At the same time a driver's license would cost about the same. So in both cases life is pretty cheap here.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Eek.gif -
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:48:38 PM
Originally posted by Suntana:
Good as it would be difficult to describe them. Their methods are very much on par with gangsterism.
Oooops, I think I better go lock my doorshttp://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:52:01 PM
Originally posted by Suntana:
We actually did have a hall with Christmas present for the orphanage, broken into and all the gifts stolen, Santa came through it ok though.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/ThumbsUp.gif -
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:54:48 PM
Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:03:33 PM
Originally posted by NitroH:
Helen, I never heard any other place in the world about these type of crimes! Really, liberty is more dangerous! It should be protected by law to protect the liberty of innocent:)
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:19:37 PM
Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:53:28 PM
Mariemarieandrabi # Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:56:54 PM
Originally posted by NitroH:
That´s true dear Helen.
NitroNitroH # Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:18:30 AM
out alone is certainly hazardous to the health.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Sad.gif -
NitroNitroH # Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:19:26 AM
SummerAngel # Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:49:12 PM
Do you think South Africa will make the Nokia A9MM to US Citizens any time soon? http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink.gif -
NitroNitroH # Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:11:47 AM
Dave Cdcweather # Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:51:09 PM
Kent E. Olssonkentsopera # Friday, October 14, 2011 2:11:40 AM
NitroNitroH # Friday, October 14, 2011 6:04:32 AM
Originally posted by dcweather:
Thank you Dave!!! Make no mistake....although crime is out of hand here, it is a wonderful country to visit and and the people are lovely to know. When you have made a friend in SA you have a friend for life.
We are not know for violence on tourist. Unemployment and a disfunctional justice system is our biggest problem.
The last time we had a insident of tourist violence was when Anni Diwali was murdered on their honeymoon here, and it turned out that it was her husband that paid people to do that.
I guess he thought that since we have such a huge backlog of processed crime, he would get away with it. Now we are struggling to get him extradited to stand trial.
NitroNitroH # Friday, October 14, 2011 6:13:42 AM
Yes Kent, my time is limited, I try to answer my messages when I am in my office and then I run to Rob's office and I do not sign into Opera from there as it can be quite a madhouse there.
This will hopefully not continue for long because I am just waiting for the transfer papers putting the business in my name and then I will sell it. I had quite a few good offers already. I am still not sure if I wish to keep a few shares for myself though.
Thank you, my dear for the visit and the wishes and trust that they are returned ten fold.
Hugs to you and yours. Oh.....and Hagar.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Adore.gif -
Kent E. Olssonkentsopera # Friday, October 14, 2011 9:00:20 PM
Mariemarieandrabi # Friday, October 14, 2011 9:46:06 PM
Suntana # Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:05:38 AM
Originally posted by NitroH:
And if you put in your order within the next 15 minutes during this Infomercial, they'll throw in the Fake Gun Permit for Free!
NitroNitroH # Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:32:13 AM
Hugs to you and yours......DO NOT FORGET HAGAR.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Wink2.gif -
NitroNitroH # Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:33:42 AM
you are most welcome, have yourself a terrific weekend.
Hugs Helen.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Heart.gif -
NitroNitroH # Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:35:58 AM
Originally posted by Suntana:
Yip and don't forget the fake Firearms Competency Report. They will even frame it for you if you like.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Cop.gif -
Suntana # Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:48:00 PM
Firearms Competency Report?
Is that to declare that the Firearm Owner is competent with the Firearm? So, is theoretically everyone who owns a firearm supposed to take some test and be certified?
SummerAngel # Saturday, October 15, 2011 5:43:39 PM
But then, as you can see, http://www.tn.gov/safety/handgun/qualifications.shtml , the requirements are quite lax in TN. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif -
Suntana # Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:00:44 PM
So THAT explains why Alf never went around wielding a gun on the Show. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -
SummerAngel # Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:06:17 PM
Originally posted by Suntana:
Pretty much. I bet even Pinky Sue has one. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif -
Suntana # Saturday, October 15, 2011 8:20:44 PM
NitroNitroH # Sunday, October 16, 2011 6:32:47 AM
Originally posted by Suntana:
Yes this is exactly what it means, but let me stress here.....this is only for legal firearm owners. The criminals don't need one.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Crazy2.gif - Oh, and by the way, this test costs R1400.00 annually when your gun permit is renewed.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Guns.gif -
Suntana # Sunday, October 16, 2011 6:34:05 PM
NitroNitroH # Monday, October 17, 2011 7:29:36 AM
I carefully refrain from mentioning the consequences of this as I am sure you can figure it out for yourself.http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -
Suntana # Tuesday, October 18, 2011 12:07:22 AM
Maybe the reason Bomb Makers stick to the correct Color Code is because if they got too cute and bold and used all one color of wiring ... they risk screwing up and blowing themselves up. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Yahoo.gif - http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif -
NitroNitroH # Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:24:47 AM
Kent E. Olssonkentsopera # Tuesday, October 18, 2011 4:07:14 PM