A secret I share with the world...

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>>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>>assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a 'penny for
>>your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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>>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>>buried in for eternity?
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>>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>>What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>>Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
>>like every two hours?
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>>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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>>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
>>to look at things on the ground?
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>>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
>>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
>>him?
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>>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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>>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
>>why ca n't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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>>They're both dogs!
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>>If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
>>he just buy dinner?
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>>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>>what is baby oil made from?
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>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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>>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
>>you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
>>window?
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Did you ever wonder why you read this in the first place?