husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded
from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program
began making
unexpected changes to
the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower
and jewelry applications
that had operated
flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.9 installed
undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA
3.0. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and Cleaning
2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but
to no avail.
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend
5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating
system.
Try to enter the
command: C:/ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and install
Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0
should then
automatically run these
applications: Guilty 3.0
and Flowers 7.0. But
remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to
default to GrumpySilence
2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that
will create "Snoring
Loudly" wave files. DO
NOT install MotherInLaw
1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program.
These are not supported
applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is
a great program, but it
does have limited
memory and cannot
learn new applications
quickly. Consider buying
additional software to
improve performance. I
personally recommend
HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie
5.3.
Tech Support