Naomi Maxwell

Age: 87
Sex: Female
Country: United Kingdom
Occupation: Writer, Poet, Chain smoker & General Layabout!!! ;^D
Member since: Dec 2009
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About me

I'm an Aries & I'm from Glasgow in Scotland. I like to read & write & I Love music! :0) I Collect Vinyl Records, CD's, DVD's, VHS-videotapes, Books, Art-Deco & other Art(on the rare occasions when I can afford it!) I love Horror & for Some reason I am Totally Obsessed with Zombies & Cannibals!!! :0| I'm a bit of an amateur Aromatherapist & Reflexologist, I've researched, studied & used both of them on myself & other's for 12 or so years now, & plan on becoming a qualified practitioner just as soon as I'm well enough to,(as I've been plagued with illness from the age of 18 when I had a stroke & brain-inflammation that left me paralysed & unable to speak & eat, etc. :0( I'm a lot better now, but still suffer loss of feeling & function to my right hand as well as suffering from painful osteoarthritis of both knees & ankles) I enjoy good TV-Documentaries, Wildlife & Current Affairs Shows, & I Love watching Comedy & Drama such as: Lost, True-Blood, Supernatural, Dexter, The X-Files, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Being Human, Mad Men, Spiral, The Riches, Hung, & (The Original)Star Trek TV-Drama's, & The Mighty Boosh, JAM, Brass Eye, League of Gentlemen, The Day Today, Fawlty Towers, Nighty Night, Monkey Dust, Allan Partridge, & Curb Your Enthusiasm TV-Comedies! I'm pretty new to this kind of technology, but I'm loving learning & finding it quite easy so far! CUL8R! Nomie XXX :0)

My work

A struggling writer of Childrens Stories, True Crime, Strange History, Poems, & Songs. :0|

Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:Horror/Video Nasties, Sci-Fi, European Cinema, Film Noir, Fantasy, Gangster Movies, Small Independent Films, 'Good' Comedies,(ie, 'There's Something About Mary'!),& All Time Classics...I also Love Docu-Films like 'Werner Herzog's':My Best Fiend, Etc.
Last movie seen:The Last Exorcism, REC 2, The Human Centipede, White Ribbon, Let The Right One In, Dead Snow, La Horde, Hunger, Zombie Flesh Eaters(I watch a LOT of Films of All kinds so it's kinda hard for me to constantly update all of them! These are just a few!
Music I listen to:Punk, Ska;Reggae, Stax & Northern-Soul, New-Wave, Garage, Psychobilly, Rock 'n' Roll, Rockabilly, Old-Indie, Old-Goth, Rock, Rap, Industrial, Dub, Folk, Country, Jazz, Pop, etc.(Just Good Music from Most Genres)Oh, I also like Beethoven, Mahler, & Wagner
Best album right now:Hunky Dory-David Bowie, Strangeways Here We Come-The Smiths, Stay Sick-The Cramps, Abbey Road-The Beatles, Otis Redding-Dock Of The Bay, The Dead Kennedy's-Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables, The Best Of Nuggets-Garage Comp, & The Pixies LP's
Favorite author:Colin Wilson, George Orwell, Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, Max Brooks, M.R. James, Robert Kirkman, The Brothers Grimm, Charles Dickens,(In fact, there are far Too many to mention here to be honest!) :0|
Last book read:World War Z, & The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, The Complete Jack the Ripper by Donald Rumbelow, The Walking Dead Comics by Robert Kirkman, The Giant Book of The Unexplained, The Complete Book Of The Gnome, & The Green Flag by Robert Kee.
Best game right now:Scrabble!?! :0\ I dont really 'game' at present,But I used to enjoy playing Resident Evil, Silent Hill & the Tekken playstation games.
Favorite sports team:Glasgow Celtic Football Club(known in the U.S. as 'soccer')
I'm passionate about:Music, Films, Zombies & Cannibals, Books, Cats, Art, Politics, Animal-Welfare, Vegetarianism, Anti-Racism/Bigotry, Serial-Killers, Celtic FC, Mythology & Anthropology:Greek myths, Egyptology, Atlantology, Aztecs, Mayans, Incas & Forteana(the unexplained)
I wish I could:See 'Nessie'(The Loch Ness Monster); Win The Lottery! Find a Cure for Pain, End ALL War's, & Be a better person! :0|
Favorite travel destination:France, Bruges, Prague, Transylvania, Russia & Bonny Scotland!(Of course!!!) :0) I'd like to go to New York one day if I get the chance!
On my vacation I..:Aye right... I Wish!!! :0|
If I won 1 million dollars, I would:1.Be Sorted! & 2.Change it into Pounds Sterling!!! :0| ££££!!!!
If I were a super hero I would:Fight To End Poverty, Starvation, Cruelty To Animals & Humans, & Decriminalise or Legalise Drugs,(How Can Nature Be Illegal?!?) :0\ I'd be a modern day, Female 'Robin Hood', redistributing wealth more evenly and fairly, & standing up for the weak & ill.
Fashion I rather not see again:Shell Suits (Neds & Chavs, White Track Suits & Trainers) & Anything with 'Real' Fur...& Cosmetic Surgery/Implants & Botox(that's become disgustingly Fashionable,hasn't it?!) & Fake Tan(orange sunbed style)Yeeuck!
My worst purchase ever:Supermarket Value Coffee...Yeeeuch!!! :0(
I want my coffee..:Smooth, Sweet, Rich, & Strong!(Just Like My Men!) ;0P
Food I like:Chill 'Quorn' Carne, Spaghetti Bolognaise, Risotto,Pesto Pasta,Italian Food,Baked potato & cheese,Boiled Egg & Toast,Roast Potatos & Vegetarian Haggis,Quorn Bangers & Mash.
I don't like:Meat, Mouldy Blue Cheeses, Marzipan, Aniseed, Ignorance, Racist-Halfwits, Right-Wing Extremists, Religious-Fundamentalism, Homophobes, Sexists, Bigots, Fascists, Animal Abuse, Hunting for 'Sport', Violence, Child 'Beauty' Pageants, Capitalism, Greed & War
Software I use:My Phone!...But I'm Getting a Lap-Top soon.Update(Just Got It! A Toshiba L450/L450D,But I'm finding it hard 2 understand as I'm a Luddite!)My phone(for those of you who care)is a Sony Ericsson ELM
Hardware I use:My Fists, My Body & My Brain! & Windows 7(Is that Hardware? I dont know, told you I'm a Luddite! )
I discovered My Opera from:Doing a search on my old phones 'Orange Search'.

Why I choose the Opera browser

It's Fantastic, It's Fun & It's Free...It Improves Performance & Internet Speeds on PC's & Transforms the Majority of Mobile-Phone Model's Capabilities! Nice One, Opera! Ta Muchly! :0) Nomie XxX