By DotEd. Sunday, 18. March 2007, 23:21:25
nintendo power, lyrics, rap, .ed
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I've been cleaning out many things lately. Rooms, boxes, and my computers' hard drives are being purged of 90% of thier contents as I do an annual overhaul of my life. What that means for enplussers like yourself is I'll be finding treasures like this image from an old issue of Nintendo Power wherein our linguistic saviour Andrew flexes his mind into rhyme mode. The topic is the good ol' LoZ as Andrew grabs a pen and spills his heart with it's blood.
The image has a date on my pc of October 24th, 2000. That may have been the date I found it online, but can anyone confirm the true date and issue of this lyrical masterpeice?
We all know deep down, that inside, at our very core, we are all hip hop samurai. So does anyone want to attempt to best the 1337 Andrew?
By DotEd. Wednesday, 18. October 2006, 20:47:01
opera, nintendo, members, rap
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so uh...
If you're
havin' group problems I feel bad for you son
We got 99 members and in just two months
We got
Seaempty,
Loko and the
Cap-SeagullAnd
DustyButtons moddin' with my girl
NeeecoleCapn's critics say he's all "Money Cash Hoes"
But look at his
blog stupid, he's reppin' Opera SO
If you grew up playin
Super NintendoYou aughta
join now and be our hundredth yo
I'm like f*ckn' MySpace can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like these lyrics I ripped off Jigga though
Send a PM to
-MK and let the man know
He don't pay my bills so I don't give a shit, naw
Ad-filled blogs try and use
our sweet picsSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for hits, f*ckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that
xen ix has
I'm
dot ed and I ain't even close to done
We got 99 members and in just 2 months
Hit me
Seriously tho, I hate Jay-Z.
More great things to come,
Thanks everyone.
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