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The Dalai Lama today announced the official release of Yellow Hat GNU/Linux!

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As many of you might know, I'm a buddhist and a linux freak as well. In april this year I was happy more than usual, because I've found this issue (below)on the website of Mr. Richard Stallman , who is one of the spiritual leaders (a guru actually) of the Church of Emacs... Thanks to him and to Mr. Tenzin Gyatso I'm able to publish all about the new Yellow Hat Linux right here:

Dharamsala, India, 1 April 2006

The Dalai Lama today announced the official release of Yellow Hat
GNU/Linux. Produced by the Gelugpa or "Yellow Hat" sect of Tibetan
Buddhism, this GNU/Linux distribution is designed to encourage
benevolence and cooperation. The Dalai Lama said, "The experience of
sharing free software will teach all human beings the principle of
benevolence toward other beings. Software is formalized knowledge,
and sharing knowledge in the GNU spirit is a human duty. The
GNU/Linux system offers beings a way to follow the path of benevolence
while using computers."

Yellow Hat GNU/Linux not only supports the Tibetan language, it also
comes with a full library of Buddhist texts in Tibetan, Chinese and
English. The Tibetan and Chinese versions are in the public domain;
the English translations are newly made and released under a free
license. "Users will advance in programming skill and advance towards
enlightenment at the same time," said the Dalai Lama. To encourage
users to move toward nirvana, a chain of users groups known as GELUGPA
(GNU-Enlightened-Linux User Groups for Passion Abatement) is being
established.

Programmers who have achieved enlightenment become capable of what is
called "egoless programming", and can then use the Dbu debugging
environment. As an integrated development environment, designed
specifically for egoless programming, it also serves as a reminder of
the essential unity of all things. Dbu is named after the Tibetan
province of Dbu, whose name is pronounced "oo" as in "food". If you
see a programmer look at a screen and say "oo!", he is probably using
Dbu, or wishing he were.

Source code for Yellow Hat GNU/Linux is available on CD-ROM; selected
beautiful passages of code can also be ordered as hand-painted tankhas
for display on your office wall.

The Chinese authorities immediately banned the distribution, claiming
that it includes a photo of the Dalai Lama; however, the Yellow Hat
development group says it is really a photo of Phil Silvers, included
so that DeCSS can display it before playing a film.

Chinese spokesmen firmly insisted that "Yellow Hat GNU/Linux will
never catch on in China." When confronted with reports that a
prerelease version is already widely used in parts of Siquan, Qinghai
and Gansu provinces, they said that "This means nothing--those areas
are really part of Tibet."

When asked what response they expect from Red Hat, the Dalai Lama's
spokesmen said that "The Nyingma or Red Hat sect disagrees with us on
various points, but all Tibetan sects regard the Dalai Lama as the
leader of the Tibetan people. So we don't expect them to criticize
the Gelugpa sect for venturing into the software field."

The Dalai Lama's spokesmen refused to comment on rumors that the
Yellow Hat sect plans to merge with the Church of Emacs.


The association between the Dalai Lama and GNU/Linux is an April fool,
but the background information about Tibet is accurate--even the fact
that Dbu is pronounced "oo". Thanks to Mary Fischer for providing
this information. Regarding Phil Silvers, see
http://www.mtgmedia.com/more_intl_business_protocol.htm















A group of egoless programmers in Dharamsala

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Comments

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, September 22, 2006 9:09:38 AM

interesting!


and hey! you´ve adopted the popping lizard too! bigsmile

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Friday, September 22, 2006 11:58:38 AM

... just a joke.
smilebigsmile
yep, popping lizard is yikes!!!

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, September 22, 2006 4:40:19 PM

lol

i like it! maybe I´ll use it again as an avatar... it just got a bit irritating...

beavidal Friday, September 22, 2006 5:58:56 PM

Halo!

I'm here happy

Hey I didnt know about the 'yellow hat'... I have to say a word in portuguese now: CARALHO!!!!!

ok, ok... passed away...

I'm very proud of you, for your love in Linux and for trasmitting this... a budist linux freak??? omg faint

thanks for sharing this information! I'm less stupid now than I was 5 minutes before...

bigsmile

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, September 22, 2006 6:37:57 PM

bigeyes Bea! Watch your language! bigsmile Thank God Nyinjie doesn´t know what you just said.... devil


translator???? where is the translator... left bigeyes right doh

it´s me.... devil bigsmile

beavidal Friday, September 22, 2006 7:11:41 PM

hehehhehehehehhe..

I was expressing how I was happy about this new!!!!

hehehehhe, and I had to speak it in portuguese! It has more energy!

devil

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, September 22, 2006 7:21:06 PM

devil you!!!! lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:20:10 PM

caralho, laudanum? wtf? bigeyes
anyway, welcome here on this little personal piece of my virtual world. hope you'll like it.
yikes smile
btw, your blog is nice too.coffee

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:22:18 PM

buddhist linux freak!?bigeyes
the best!

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:33:10 PM

btw??????? bigeyes

did you look up the bad word from Bea???? bigsmile


lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:41:44 PM

huh, not yet! is her name Bea? wonderful name. it reminds me of ... huh. never mind.
bigeyeseek smile

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:45:25 PM

bigeyes

reminds you of what????

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Sunday, September 24, 2006 7:53:08 PM

of one person, a teacher actually ... when i was young, you know, she told me first things about ... uh. i'm too shy to continue. zip excuse me.
but you can imagine... rolleyes
smile

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Sunday, September 24, 2006 8:13:58 PM

yes.... you devil ! lol

beavidal Monday, September 25, 2006 2:15:49 AM

hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

I lost this dialogue!!!! lol

Ny... dont worry, we know what your teacher told you... devil

btw, you can take the word I said on google translator, or babelfish. I didnt try the translation yet, but I think it will appear.

It's a great word to express feelings... hehehhehehe

your blog is great too, thanks!

and, yes, my name is Bea. From Beatriz. happy

wink

hugs
Bea.

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Monday, September 25, 2006 6:23:43 AM

Beatriz !?! bigeyeseekworried even more provokative ... i once had a girlfriend named Beatriz with big ... uh, ok. this is past. talk about present time please!

rolleyessmile

beavidal Monday, September 25, 2006 10:46:30 AM

with big... ?

bigeyes




faint



dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, September 25, 2006 10:48:16 AM

lol

Nyinjie... where is your mind!

Just because you have a new lady friend and she´s hot, do we have to suffer the consequences? bigsmile

beavidal Monday, September 25, 2006 11:03:29 AM

I'm hot?????

bigeyes


lol

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, September 25, 2006 11:25:46 AM

um... no, Bea... he has a new girlfriend in Slovenia, you will learn this on another post. One that has Darwin love you too... Not that you´re not hot... but, I don´t fancy women! bigsmile

here:

http://my.opera.com/Nyingje/blog/show.dml/482635

beavidal Monday, September 25, 2006 12:28:07 PM

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh


understood!


yes

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, September 25, 2006 12:45:25 PM

bigsmile

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Monday, September 25, 2006 6:18:26 PM

i think we all are hot in some way ... yikes at least our brains are overheated from time to time ... aren't they?
smile

beavidal Monday, September 25, 2006 8:18:16 PM

I'm hot indeed!

I went to the club yesterday and I'm very very red skin... and I feel like a fever...


So... I'm hot... bigsmile

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:22:22 AM

this summer i spent a few days in the mountains. sun was really strong up there and i was red all over my body, because i was fooling around naked ... so one evening me and my friends wanted to eat pancakes, but we didn't have a cooker to make them. so one of my friends got an idea: to make pancakes on my red, hot, burned up ass ... and we did it.
yikes smile

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:31:38 AM

... but the point is, that the same friend came a few days ago asking me, if my big fat ass is still hot. he ran out of gas in his appartment and he wanted pancakes again ...
rolleyes bigeyes bigeyes
as i said: we all are hot ... somehow. uhhh.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 9:16:04 AM

rolleyes

bigeyes


thanks for the visuals... bigeyes lol

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:41:46 AM

bigeyes

naked? on the mountains? fat ass?


faint

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:24:54 PM

faint

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:30:26 PM

cowdohnocow

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:35:10 PM

faint

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:35:20 PM

doh



bigsmile

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:35:58 PM

lol

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:37:36 PM

lol


doh to me!


lol


Lizard, did you see it?

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:23:02 PM

see what???? bigeyes

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:31:41 PM

I tryed to put the doh and didnt know what word was that!!


tryed homer:doh, then homer... finally doh


lool

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:33:33 PM

aaah! pois vi isso e não percebi o que era... lol

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:27:59 PM

you wrote in portuguese! no


how can Ny understand????


lol


dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:59:53 PM

lol

he´ll use the translator, it is always useful you know to learn more languages! yes

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:46:29 PM

lol

coitado!

não faças isso com o pobre Ny!

devil

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 6:37:22 PM

coitado? like coitus? yikes what has coitus to do with ny?bigeyes :eyes:ladies, please! mad

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 6:44:07 PM

lollollollollollollollollollollol



no


you're totally wrong!

your dirty mind has to stop!!! mad

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:07:49 PM

dirty mind? it's a normal reaction against some strange words! bigeyes smile

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:11:49 PM

nein nein nein!

not normal!

what are you afraid of??? tell me, what are your feelings now... do you feel comfortable?

(in a psycho session)

lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:18:56 PM

afraid? me? what the hell is this? not even of death ... yikes bigeyes
huh, women...
i'm feeling fine, like in heaven actually.
and you? devil what are your problems nowadays?

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:24:18 PM

hahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

I was just kidding you!

my problem now is my work...

do you have one for me? I know make pancakes and coffee too! Fried eggs...

bigsmile

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:41:35 PM

i'm just kidding too! huh ... yikes smile :)fried eggs? the best! bigsmilebigsmilebigsmilebigsmile
right on my ass ... ? yikes bigsmile
you are a funny lady, you know that?

beavidal Tuesday, September 26, 2006 7:58:55 PM

I'm a mad lady!!!!!

bigsmile

I know!!!

and I like it, oh yeah.. that's the way... uh hã uh hã smile I like it!

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