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Some of visitors here use from time to time some words, that are hard to understand. To avoid misunderstanding I decided to publish here some explanations and translations. So here is one: caralho 1.vulgar word for 'penis'; (my god! bigeyes, hardly believe this ...) 2."brazilian slang, a very handy word to express pretty much any sort of emotion when starting up a sentence. NOT to be used in any formal situation or around formal people, unless you want their undivided attention". (shamelessly stolen parts of a small blog) 3.used at the end of a sentence, in order to imply an undefined amount of intensity to some subject/action. (sure! penis can be very intensive ...) yikescaralho! that's it!yikes caralho! (damn!); caralho! que bom! (oh shit! this is great!); pra caralho (as a f..k)!
p.s.: thanks to Bea, who seems to be an expert for some weird species, I am able to proudly inform all of you who might observe this blog, that on the up - posted photo there is a "macaco prego", a very common monkey in Brasil! Mentioned monkey is very well known in some wilder parts of South America, because of his ability to practice auto - fellatio almost all the day long ... So, in next days I'm going to collect more informations and data on this cute and amazing animal, who is (so it seems ... ) without any neurotic syndroms, without frustrations ... living in an exellent harmony with his own body and mind ... And please feel free to join me next year on my expedition in the jungle of Brasil...
yikes devil A short contest: During my expertize (on macaco prego) a well known Led Zeppelin song ran through my mind! Do you now which one? I'll post this song within my comment on the blog of the winner!

Hi guys, what are you doing here?Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive ...

Comments

beavidal Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:05:17 AM

lollollollollollollollollollollollol


You got it!!!!! yes







I hated the monkey yuck

I hate monkeys! All of them!!!

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:25:10 PM

i know.happycool
what monkeys?
yikes bigeyes the cock (caralho) sucking ones heh?

beavidal Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:18:02 PM

all monkeys!

me, you, lizard, everybody...

arent we monkeys yet??

we didnt grow... evolution? where's it?


in amazon there's a type of monkey that is always sucking his own cock, just like this you posted... called 'macaco prego'... I hate it completely... bomb

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Wednesday, September 27, 2006 3:20:44 PM

macaco prego hehehe ... cock sucking monkey ... wonderful!!! bigeyes how cute animal... we live in an amazing world. don't you think so?
smilelollollol
you hate us, i mean lizard, me ... bigeyessad ? how come? just because we were monkeys once - sucking our cocks? but this is past ... i suck my cock only ... huh, never mind.yikes

Raquel Henriquespooka Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:27:45 PM

You guys made me laugh myself silly! I am guessing this was the Zeppelin tune:

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper

When I done quit hollerin' baby, I believe I'll shake 'em on down
Get my babe, won't be late, You know by that I mean seconds late
Ah, must I holler, Must I shake 'em on down,
Well I've been mistreated, babe, I believe I'll shake 'em on down.
Well I ain't no monkey. I can't climb no tree,
No brown skin woman gonna make no monkey out of me,
I ain't no monkey, Sure can't climb no tree,
I been mistreated babe I believe I'll shake 'em on down,
Well I've been mistreated babe I believe I'll shake 'em on down.

Listen mama, Put on your mornin' gown'
Put in your nightshirt Mama we gonna shake 'em down
Must I holler? Must I shake 'em on down?

Gave my baby a twenty dollar bill,
If that don't get her, Sure my shot, shot, shot-gun will,
Yeah, I gave my baby a twenty dollar bill,
If that don't get that woman, I'm sure my shot-gun will.

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:32:55 PM

hehehe, hell no! try again! but it's a good idea... i mean those lyrics!
btw, glad to make you laugh!
smile lol lol

Raquel Henriquespooka Wednesday, September 27, 2006 6:21:44 PM

Oh well... if at first you don't suceed, I'll try again.

Stairway to Heaven doesn't feel right... I mean I wouldn't think of it in relation to self fellating monkeys. Still you could argue that mastering that particular ability is akin to climbing your own "stairway to heaven".

Well, you did say well known?...

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Wednesday, September 27, 2006 6:48:26 PM

yuck the monkey.... bigeyes

beavidal Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:30:33 AM

just because we were monkeys once - sucking our cocks? but this is past ... i suck my cock only ... huh, never mind




what???? 'i suck my cock only?'

this mean that you still do that???????


OMG!!!! yikes


faint

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:16:05 AM

pooka, Stairway to Heaven is the right answer! in case you practice self - fellatio like those cute monkey, mentioned stairway is your own dick!
we have a winner! we have a winner! we have a winner!
lol lol cheers lol lol
i'm glad to inform you, that mentioned song will be published within your blog during this weekend! congrats!
smileyikes
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bea... khm, yes but not so often, i mean ... huh i do not want to discuss such a personal matter publicly. i'm shy. hope you understand. but we can talk about this via msn ... bigeyes

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:34:41 AM

bigeyes scared

beavidal Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:44:39 AM

lol


omg! I dont wanna discuss this neither here neither msn... lol


i was just kidding you Ny... but ok, if you do that and like... pssst


hey, no worries ok? jester

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:53:44 AM

lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:42:50 PM

jester lol

beavidal Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:07:47 PM

why did you change the pic?????

sad

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:08:43 PM

thank god he changed it, it was yuck

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Friday, September 29, 2006 7:28:46 AM

i changed the pic because it seems it was something wrong with those one with self - fellatio. i had bad dreams... like i'm those macaco prego. bigeyes

beavidal Friday, September 29, 2006 10:39:40 AM

lol


self-fellatio is perfectly normal...


zip



jester

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Friday, September 29, 2006 1:08:12 PM

quote: self-fellatio is perfectly normal...
sorry, but it's not. it's just for some people with some ... yes, privileges! if it's normal, go on and practice it! devillollollolyikes

beavidal Friday, September 29, 2006 2:11:26 PM

heheehheehe... I just meant that who like, go on and do it...

who dont. dont do... that's it!

zip

beavidal Thursday, October 12, 2006 2:57:33 PM

I dont know so many songs from Led Zeppelin. I used to, but as I stopped to hear them... I cant remember now...

smile

You seem addicted on the idea of macaco prego... devil

just kidding! wink

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Friday, October 13, 2006 5:59:09 PM

i was addicted, yes. but then i tried really hard to practice you know ... , but it seems i'm too old, i cannot bend down enough to ... huh ...
yikes
never mind. it's over now.
smile lol

beavidal Friday, October 13, 2006 9:46:21 PM

lol

you crazy Ny!!!

lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Saturday, October 14, 2006 9:27:24 AM

... i know, Bea, i know ... sad
but - what to do anyway?
yikes

beavidal Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:41:57 PM

visit some pschiatric clinic?

lol


I started to take some medicine and seems that I'm feeling better... why dont you try it too???

zip


lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:46:58 PM

zen - shiatsu should be better, i think
to bend down a bit more.
bigeyes lol
what medicine? against insanity or what? is it so bad? i hardly believe this ...
bigeyes yikes

beavidal Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:56:59 PM

lol

did you believe in it? I was kidding dear!

of course I dont take!

I have no more solution!

lol

Dani Bedrac - Thubten NyingjeNyingje Saturday, October 14, 2006 3:30:12 PM

huh ... bigeyes
thank you anyway ...
lol

beavidal Saturday, October 14, 2006 5:49:28 PM

angel

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