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Caralho ...

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Some of visitors here use from time to time some words, that are hard to understand. To avoid misunderstanding I decided to publish here some explanations and translations. So here is one: caralho 1.vulgar word for 'penis'; (my god! :eyes:, hardly believe this ...) 2."brazilian slang, a very handy word to express pretty much any sort of emotion when starting up a sentence. NOT to be used in any formal situation or around formal people, unless you want their undivided attention". (shamelessly stolen parts of a small blog) 3.used at the end of a sentence, in order to imply an undefined amount of intensity to some subject/action. (sure! penis can be very intensive ...) :yikes:caralho! that's it!:yikes: caralho! (damn!); caralho! que bom! (oh shit! this is great!); pra caralho (as a f..k)!
p.s.: thanks to Bea, who seems to be an expert for some weird species, I am able to proudly inform all of you who might observe this blog, that on the up - posted photo there is a "macaco prego", a very common monkey in Brasil! Mentioned monkey is very well known in some wilder parts of South America, because of his ability to practice auto - fellatio almost all the day long ... So, in next days I'm going to collect more informations and data on this cute and amazing animal, who is (so it seems ... ) without any neurotic syndroms, without frustrations ... living in an exellent harmony with his own body and mind ... And please feel free to join me next year on my expedition in the jungle of Brasil...
:yikes: :devil: A short contest: During my expertize (on macaco prego) a well known Led Zeppelin song ran through my mind! Do you now which one? I'll post this song within my comment on the blog of the winner!

Hi guys, what are you doing here?Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive ...

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


You got it!!!!! :yes:







I hated the monkey :yuck:

I hate monkeys! All of them!!!

By b_laudanum, # 27. September 2006, 11:05:17

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i know.:happy::cool:
what monkeys?
:yikes: :eyes: the cock (caralho) sucking ones heh?

By Nyingje, # 27. September 2006, 13:25:10

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all monkeys!

me, you, lizard, everybody...

arent we monkeys yet??

we didnt grow... evolution? where's it?


in amazon there's a type of monkey that is always sucking his own cock, just like this you posted... called 'macaco prego'... I hate it completely... :bomb:

By b_laudanum, # 27. September 2006, 14:18:02

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macaco prego hehehe ... cock sucking monkey ... wonderful!!! :eyes: how cute animal... we live in an amazing world. don't you think so?
:smile::lol::lol::lol:
you hate us, i mean lizard, me ... :eyes::frown: ? how come? just because we were monkeys once - sucking our cocks? but this is past ... i suck my cock only ... huh, never mind.:yikes:

By Nyingje, # 27. September 2006, 15:20:44

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You guys made me laugh myself silly! I am guessing this was the Zeppelin tune:

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper

When I done quit hollerin' baby, I believe I'll shake 'em on down
Get my babe, won't be late, You know by that I mean seconds late
Ah, must I holler, Must I shake 'em on down,
Well I've been mistreated, babe, I believe I'll shake 'em on down.
Well I ain't no monkey. I can't climb no tree,
No brown skin woman gonna make no monkey out of me,
I ain't no monkey, Sure can't climb no tree,
I been mistreated babe I believe I'll shake 'em on down,
Well I've been mistreated babe I believe I'll shake 'em on down.

Listen mama, Put on your mornin' gown'
Put in your nightshirt Mama we gonna shake 'em down
Must I holler? Must I shake 'em on down?

Gave my baby a twenty dollar bill,
If that don't get her, Sure my shot, shot, shot-gun will,
Yeah, I gave my baby a twenty dollar bill,
If that don't get that woman, I'm sure my shot-gun will.

By pooka, # 27. September 2006, 17:27:45

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hehehe, hell no! try again! but it's a good idea... i mean those lyrics!
btw, glad to make you laugh!
:smile: :lol: :lol:

By Nyingje, # 27. September 2006, 17:32:55

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Oh well... if at first you don't suceed, I'll try again.

Stairway to Heaven doesn't feel right... I mean I wouldn't think of it in relation to self fellating monkeys. Still you could argue that mastering that particular ability is akin to climbing your own "stairway to heaven".

Well, you did say well known?...

By pooka, # 27. September 2006, 18:21:44

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:yuck: the monkey.... :eyes:

By wickedlizard, # 27. September 2006, 18:48:26

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just because we were monkeys once - sucking our cocks? but this is past ... i suck my cock only ... huh, never mind



what???? 'i suck my cock only?'

this mean that you still do that???????


OMG!!!! :yikes:


:faint:

By b_laudanum, # 28. September 2006, 00:30:33

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pooka, Stairway to Heaven is the right answer! in case you practice self - fellatio like those cute monkey, mentioned stairway is your own dick!
we have a winner! we have a winner! we have a winner!
:lol: :lol: :cheers: :lol: :lol:
i'm glad to inform you, that mentioned song will be published within your blog during this weekend! congrats!
:smile::yikes:
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bea... khm, yes but not so often, i mean ... huh i do not want to discuss such a personal matter publicly. i'm shy. hope you understand. but we can talk about this via msn ... :eyes:

By Nyingje, # 28. September 2006, 07:16:05

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:eyes: :insane:

By wickedlizard, # 28. September 2006, 10:34:41

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:lol:


omg! I dont wanna discuss this neither here neither msn... :lol:


i was just kidding you Ny... but ok, if you do that and like... :sst:


hey, no worries ok? :jester:

By b_laudanum, # 28. September 2006, 10:44:39

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:lol:

By wickedlizard, # 28. September 2006, 10:53:44

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:jester: :lol:

By Nyingje, # 28. September 2006, 12:42:50

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why did you change the pic?????

:frown:

By b_laudanum, # 28. September 2006, 20:07:47

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thank god he changed it, it was :yuck:

By wickedlizard, # 28. September 2006, 20:08:43

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i changed the pic because it seems it was something wrong with those one with self - fellatio. i had bad dreams... like i'm those macaco prego. :eyes:

By Nyingje, # 29. September 2006, 07:28:46

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:lol:


self-fellatio is perfectly normal...


:zip:



:jester:

By b_laudanum, # 29. September 2006, 10:39:40

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quote: self-fellatio is perfectly normal...
sorry, but it's not. it's just for some people with some ... yes, privileges! if it's normal, go on and practice it! :devil::lol::lol::lol::yikes:

By Nyingje, # 29. September 2006, 13:08:12

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heheehheehe... I just meant that who like, go on and do it...

who dont. dont do... that's it!

:zip:

By b_laudanum, # 29. September 2006, 14:11:26

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I dont know so many songs from Led Zeppelin. I used to, but as I stopped to hear them... I cant remember now...

:smile:

You seem addicted on the idea of macaco prego... :devil:

just kidding! :wink:

By b_laudanum, # 12. October 2006, 14:57:33

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i was addicted, yes. but then i tried really hard to practice you know ... , but it seems i'm too old, i cannot bend down enough to ... huh ...
:yikes:
never mind. it's over now.
:smile: :lol:

By Nyingje, # 13. October 2006, 17:59:09

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:lol:

you crazy Ny!!!

:lol:

By b_laudanum, # 13. October 2006, 21:46:21

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... i know, Bea, i know ... :frown:
but - what to do anyway?
:yikes:

By Nyingje, # 14. October 2006, 09:27:24

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visit some pschiatric clinic?

:lol:


I started to take some medicine and seems that I'm feeling better... why dont you try it too???

:zip:


:lol:

By b_laudanum, # 14. October 2006, 14:41:57

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zen - shiatsu should be better, i think
to bend down a bit more.
:eyes: :lol:
what medicine? against insanity or what? is it so bad? i hardly believe this ...
:eyes: :yikes:

By Nyingje, # 14. October 2006, 14:46:58

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:lol:

did you believe in it? I was kidding dear!

of course I dont take!

I have no more solution!

:lol:

By b_laudanum, # 14. October 2006, 14:56:59

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huh ... :eyes:
thank you anyway ...
:lol:

By Nyingje, # 14. October 2006, 15:30:12

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:angel:

By b_laudanum, # 14. October 2006, 17:49:28

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