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SINAR CAHAYA AYAT KURSI

Assalamualaikum
Hei Orang-orang yang beriman
yang tidak beriman tidak hei !!!
Sekedar berbagi...semoga bermanfaat....

SINAR CAHAYA AYAT KURSI
Dlm sebuah hadis, ada menyebut perihal seekor
syaitan yg duduk diatas pintu rumah.
Tugasnya ialah utk menanam keraguan di hati suami
terhadap kesetiaan isteri di rumah dan keraguan
dihati isteri terhadap kejujuran suami di luar
rumah.
Sebab itulah Rasulullah tidak akan masuk rumah
sehinggalah Baginda mendengar jawaban salam daripada
isterinya.
Disaat itu syaitan akan lari bersama-sama dengan
salam itu.

Hikmat Ayat Al-Kursi mengikut Hadis-hadis:

1) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi apabila
berbaring di tempat tidurnya, Allah SWT mewakilkan
dua orang Malaikat memeliharanya hingga subuh.

2) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi di akhir
setiap sembahyang Fardhu, dia akan berada dlm
lindungan Allah SWT hingga sembahyang yang lain.

3) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi di akhir tiap
sembahyang,tidak menegah akan dia daripada masuk
syurga kecuali maut dan barang siapa membacanya
ketika hendak tidur, Allah SWT memelihara akan dia
ke atas rumahnya, rumah jirannya dan ahli
rumah-rumah disekitarnya.

4) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi di akhir tiap2
sembahyang fardhu, Allah SWT
menganugerahkan dia setiap hati orang yg
bersyukur,setiap perbuatan orang yg benar,pahala
nabi2 serta Allah melimpahkan padanya rahmat.

5) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi sebelum keluar
rumahnya, maka Allah SWT mengutuskan 70,000 Malaikat
kepadanya - mereka semua memohon keampunan dan
mendoakan baginya.

6) Barang siapa membaca ayat Al-Kursi di akhir
sembahyang Allah SWT akan mengendalikan
pengambilan rohnya dan dia adalah seperti orang yang
berperang bersama Nabi Allah sehingga mati syahid.

7) Barang siapa yang membaca ayat Al-Kursi ketika
dalam kesempitan nescaya Allah SWT berkenan memberi
pertolongan kepadanya.

Dari Abdullah bin 'Amr r.a., Rasulullah S.A.W.
bersabda,Sampaikanlah pesanku biarpun satu ayat..."

Wassalam,
"Utamakan SELAMAT dan SEHAT untuk Dunia Mu, Utamakan
SHOLAT dan ZAKAT untuk Akhirat Mu"

Subhanallah...

A Cup Is Responded, A Word Is Answered Gayung Bersambut Kata Berjawab)*

A Cup Is Responded, A Word Is Answered
Gayung Bersambut Kata Berjawab)*


I deeply worried about Noni and Neti's caution, that I cannot sit on hands (
*berpangku tangan*). Noni is still considering the choice between APS and
Fullbright. Neti is trying to make a suitable passport photograph that fit
to immigration rule. This is why I want to share some advices.

For Noni, my advice is that you should not think as will will (*seakan-akan
*) you are afraid of not tasty (*takut nggak enak*) with us. We understand
that you are not like an owl dreams about the moon (*seperti punguk
merindukan bulan*) . This is your own decision, or else, you are a tortoise
in a boat (*kura-kura dalam perahu*).

Meanwhile, my advice for Neti, is rather different. You should not do some
strange tricks like editing photograph, wearing a wig or using old
photograph. River's proprerty (*barangkali*) it will work, but as skillful
as a squirrel jumps , it will fall down, once at a time (*sepandai-pandainya
tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh juga*). You will have a problem with the have
to do (*yang berwajib*) in Australia. They are very strict, in contrast to
ours, maklum, different field different grasshoper (*lain padang lain
belalang*).

In conclusion, we should neither over optimistic nor pesimistic about our
plan. If we smartly crossing the bubble (*jika pandai meniti buih*), we
will safely arrive at our destination. Don't cut will (*jangan putus asa*),
that only why busy (*gitu aja kok repot*)

"Al-Qadir" Yang Maha Kuasa

Bismillaahirrahmanirrahiim,

Alhamdulillah wa shollatu wassalamu ala Rosuulillah, Puji Syukur Kehadirat Allah SWT Curahan rahmat-Nya kita mohonkan untuk junjugnan kita Nabi Muhammad SAW beserta keluarga serta sahabat sahabat beliau.

Manusia pada dasarnya bertanya apakah kuasa Tuhan itu ada batasnya? Tetapi pada umumnya orang akan berkata bahwa kuasa Tuhan tidak ada batasnya. Kemudian apakah Tuhan dapat menciptakan sesuatu yang mustahil? Umumnya orang akan menjawab bisa.

Hal-hal Mustahil pada dasarnya dapat dibagi menjadi dua macam, ada yang menurut kebiasaan dan menurut akal. Misalkan Tuhan tidak dapat menciptakan yang sama seperti DIA. Oleh karena itu kuasa Tuhan pada dasarnya terbatas. Menurut Profesor Rasyidi dalam "Filsafat Agama" banyak orang keliru ketika berkata bahwa kuasa Tuhan terbatas. Sebenarnya Kuasa Tuhan terbatas karena tidak mungkin menciptakan sesuatu yang mustahil yang diluar akal misalkan menciptakan Tuhan lain yang seperti Tuhan.

Tuhan tidak mungkin menciptakan sesuatu yang wujud dan tidak wujud sekaligus. Hal tersebut adalah sesuatu yang mustahil. Ini adalah makna kebahasaan, walaupun kalau kita ukur diri kita ketika kita berbicara tentang kuasa ALLAH. Kalau kuasa ALLAH kita kaitkan dengan mahluk Allah maka kuasa-Nya melampaui batas yang tergambar dalam benak manusia. Tetapi pada hakekatnya kekuasan-Nya terbatas misalkan Tuhan tidak menciptakan api yang digunakan untuk memasak juga tidak membakar.

Kembali kepada sifat Tuhan AL-Qadir, Al Muqtadiir. Contoh yang dapat diberikan adalah seperti kita sering membaca Ar-Rahmaan dan Ar-Rahiim. Ada perbedaan pendapat para ulama menyangkut perbedaan antara Rahman dan Rahiim. Namun kesimpulannya adalah Ar-Rahman memiliki pola kata yang berbeda dengan Rahiim. Salah satu makna perbedaannya adalah pada Ar-Rahiim, kata ini seperti sifat yang dimiliki dan melekat pada seseorang atau sesuatu, tetapi Ar Rahman berarti merupakan pelimpahan Rahmat. Seperti orang yang pemarah, hal itu adalah sifat yang melekat pada dirinya, apakah dia akan selalu marah? Dan demikian juga dengan sifat pemurah seseorang maka dia tidak akan selalu bersifat pemurah, sewaktu waktu dia akan bersifat kikir.

Kalau kita berkata Rahiim maka itu adalah sifat yang melekat pada Dzat Tuhan, kalau kita berkata Rahmaan maka itu adalah pelimpahan rahmat tuhan. Maka Bismillahirrohmaanirrohiim artinya adalah "Dengan nama Allah yagn memiliki sifat rahmat dan sekaligus melimpahkan rahmat".

Dengan demikian pola kata 'Alim dan Qadir, menggambarkan sifat yang melekat pada diri Tuhan. Namun ada perbedaan pada kata Qadir dan Muqtadir. Jika kita merujuk kepada ayat-ayat Al-Quran maka kita menemukan bahwa inilah kuasa ALLAH, seperti yang terdapat pada ayat "Innallaha 'ala kulli syaiin qadiir" yang mencakup segala sesuatu. Dahulu, kaum musyrik antara lain tidak percaya adanya hari kebangkitan. Salah satu alasannya adalah karena Tuhan tidak kuasa menciptakan kembali mahluk yang sudah menjadi tulang belulang. Dalam Surat Yasiin "Awalaisaladzi khalakassamaawati wama fil ardh biqaadirin".

Jika kita dalami lebih lanjut, ALLAH yang Qadir ini belum tentu mewujudkan apa yang Dia kuasa wujudkan. Sedangkan apa yang Dia kuasa wujudkan baru akan wujud jika Allah menginginkannya. Oleh karena itu, ada hal-hal yang diwujudkan oleh ALLAH sebenarnya Dia kuasa wujudkan lebih bagus dan lebih baik dari itu, Alam raya ini diwujudkan oleh ALLAH dalam waktu 6 hari. Kalau kuasa- Nya maka ALLAH dapat mewujudkan nya dengan lebih cepat. Jadi itulah sebabnya Imam Ghazali di kritik ketika mengatakan "Laisa Fil Inkaan abda'u mim makaan" yang artinya, tidak bisa terjadi lebih baik lagi dari apa yang telah terjadi.

Kita diperintahkan oleh Rasul untuk meneladani sifat-sifat ALLAH. Tahallaqu bi ahlaqillah " berahlaklah kamu dengan sifat sifat Tuhan, sesuai dengan kemampuan kita sebagai mahluk. Jika kita angkat sifat sifat ALLAH, misalkan Rahmaan maka kita harus selalu meneladani sifat Rahmaan Tuhan sebagai mahluk, kita juga harus menjadi kuat sesuai dengan sifat ALLAH. Beragama itu adalah upaya manusia meneladani sifat sifat ALLAH sesuai dengan kemampuannya sebagai mahluk. ALLAH 'Aliim atau maha mengetahui untuk itu kita harus belajar sehingga kalau bisa kita mengetahui segala sesuatu.

Apa yang kita gambarkan tentang kuasa Allah maka sebenarnya ALLAH lebih maha kuasa dari pada apa yang kita dapat bayangkan. Karena apa yang kita anggap sempurna dalam benak kita itu masih sangat terbatas, sesungguhnya ALLAH tidak seperti itu.

Alhamdulillaahirobbil’alamin

If Women Ruled the World...

If Women Ruled the World...

- Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

- Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

- PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

- Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

- Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out
men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

- A man would no longer be considered a "good catch"
simply because he is breathing.

- Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal
weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

- Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

- "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue
featuring scantily clad male models.

- Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing
foods within two hours of bedtime.

- Men would be secretaries for female bosses,
working twice as hard for none of the credit.

- Little girls would read "Snow White and the
Seven Hunks."

- Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women
watching soap operas.

- Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles,
because there would be no pictures.

- Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "
I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you
don't look fat in that outfit."

- Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women
by their accomplishments.

- Men would pay as much attention to their woman as
to their car.

- All toilet seats would be nailed down.

- Men would work on relationships as much as they
work on their careers.

- TV news segments on sports would never run longer
than 1 minute.

- All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

- During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women
would date 19-year-olds.

- Overweight men would have their weight brought to
their attention constantly.

- After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity
leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

- For basic training, soldiers would have to take
care of a two-year old for six weeks.

THE PARADOX OF OUR TIMES

THE PARADOX OF OUR TIMES
By the George Carlin


...these are the DAYS of quick trips, throw-away morality and one-night stands;
... these are the TIMES of tall men and short character;
... we have more DEGREES but less SENSE; more KNOWLEDGE, but less JUDGEMENT.

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but redu! ced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space.

We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more
information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships.

These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition. These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

THE PARADOX OF OUR TIMES

THE PARADOX OF OUR TIMES
By the George Carlin


...these are the DAYS of quick trips, throw-away morality and one-night stands;
... these are the TIMES of tall men and short character;
... we have more DEGREES but less SENSE; more KNOWLEDGE, but less JUDGEMENT.

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but redu! ced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space.

We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more
information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships.

These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition. These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

LOVE MAIL

LOVE MAIL
I decided on a pretty act of betrayal,
When I set out to satisfy a simple desire
My breath was like a wave on the beach
Pounding against arrogant rocks
As soft as truth itself

I decided to enjoy it.I scrubbed away
My doubt and uncertainty about love
But sometimes awareness is ugly
Even when it pretends to be pure
And awareness showed me too
How fierce disappointment can be

orgasm virgin man late at night

Sometimes we need to unwrap our memories
And enjoy the times filled with a thousand different things
Sometimes we don’t need to tell lies to keep our self respect
There is still time to plan for the future
To wash the dust from our feet so we can go forward again

But sometimes too,memories hurt
Like the sound of scream orgasm virgin man late at night
In dark clump of weeds,settling on the window
Then crawling slowly into our warm,restless bodies
I’m lost in a land where words are trash
In my poetry.i build my self a small house love
Where my conscience can live

Sometimes melancholy hurts
If I watch your picture
I want hug you until you can’t scream
I gave you million of uncertain kisses
Fire flowed from my closed eyes
I sent it to the scene of the most hot sexx possible
Rest in my crotch my dear
Rest in my small chests
Rest in my comfort body
I’ll builds your heaven in a pool of LOVE
I shapes historys river a century long

You enjoyed your lack of power
Floundering under the powerfull weight of desire
And the strange, gentle sighs from your open mouth

OVERWORKED!

OVERWORKED!

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack
of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

1. The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired like me
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

2. There are 85 million in school, which
leaves 48 million to do the work.

3. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

4. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which
leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

5. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who
work for State and City Governments and that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

6. At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

7. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

satisfy my hunger

satisfy my hunger

As if I were alone in a small boat
I rock back and forth on the tiny waves in my body
While I sleep I dream of a prince in a shining robe
His flowing pubic hair filled with a thousand dishonest breaths
His long brave sword dazzles my eyes
I blow the trumpet oh my passion and play songs from a far off land
Waiting sadly urgently wanting something I don’t know

As if I were alone on a small boat
I lie awake my breathing is irregular I am searching for
A thousand names and addresses a million sited and a billion virus love
Volume of obscene stories and revolting messages from lovers to each other

I am alone like painting Monalisa,sitting in front of a windows
Starring at the blue sea on the horizon and holding back
The storms and the waves which smash against the coral reefs

I decided to enjoy it,I scrubed away
My doubt and uncertainty about love
Life is less complicated than poverty
This simply turns nonsence into legends
Life is very simple
It is better not to dream.let me embrace you now
Before I finall satisfy my hunger

I hve consoled my self with your mails my dear
In them I see my self a man always hurrying
To grow old searching and never finding
June 2012
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