By MissInformationMissinformation. Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:37:34 AM
by Stoner Dude
Wednesday I did a few to many one-hitters and wound up spending the whole afternoon trying to figure out what was making this horrible smell under my sink.
From the Desk Of Miss Information
Don't Talk To Me About Problems:
by Stoner Dude
Wednesday I did a few to many one-hitters and wound up spending the whole afternoon trying to figure out what was making this horrible smell under my sink. So I pulled out all the rusty tools and all the bottles of Windex from under it and wound up finding a dead mouse! A Mouse! A Dead Mouse!
And I said like, Whoa!
But that wasn’t the end of it. I started thinking all these deep thoughts about how, in a way, we’re all like mouses, and how that could have been me under that sink!
It freaked me out for a few days and I had to call in sick to work. Not that calling in sick was a big deal or something!
But I got a long list of problems to deal with. Like, what the hell is the deal with this crappy rock these days? It’s all watered- down wimped- out B.S.! I tell you some people I come across are like , “I love The Hosers” or “14 Boy Group” or whatever. These feebs wouldn't’t know a Randy Rhodes guitar lick if he was to come back from the dead, knock on the door and deliver it in person! I only got one solution, when someone says they like “Eve’s Vertical Matchbox Player” or some crap like that and they’re riding with me, that’s to kick em out of my car and let them walk home while they think about the error of their ways!
Another problem that’s been bothering for a long time is that when I go to a store to pick up a pack of rollin papers , the clerk looks at me like I’m just gonna use them to smoke weed or something! I mean, yeah, that’s what I’m gonna use them for, but I sure don’t need some creepy clerk staring at me like I got an extra head!
And another problem that’s buggin me is high gas prices! My cousin fought in Iran so we could have low gas prices, and I got to pay 4 bucks a gallon? Milk cost, well, something like that, and that stuff doesn't’t even grow in the grown like oil! If you want my opinion, high gas prices are for suckers. But again , I’m not just sitting around bellyaching about it, I'm taking action by siphoning gas out of my neighbor's Mercedes.
I ain't paying for gas till it goes back down to a buck and half like it used to be!
Randy is presently working on his GED, and is a part-time employee at Floyds Comic Book Shop.
He plans to study Aerospace Research and Development at Stanford University.