One hot rainy night, the clowns got loose......

From the Desk of Miss Information


Opinion:

Your Pet Peeves?
By Nemo
I'm Nemo the Dog and I know I speak for dogs everywhere. We're tired of hearing what you Humans (I use that term loosely ) call Pet Peeves!
You bunch of whinners! What about us in the animal kingdom huh? You ever ask us what we think? I don't think so! Well we dogs have our own "Pet Peeves" too. So listen up people. You might learn something!

Number one, blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! Great thing to teach the kids huh? And whats this yelling at me for barking at the crazy cat lady down the street? Geees I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG! It's my job!
And hey, what’s this taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it, stop it ,stop it!! It stress me out! And quit with the haircuts that involves bows or ribbons. WTF! Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
And really, what’s with the sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
And you goof ball, take me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! And quit getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Well excuse me, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. And please, give up acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.!

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's BOSS here!

You don't see me scooping up your poop do you?