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HOME COOKERY CLUB!!!!!!

this blog post is just for Mossman, really but it might be amusing to anyone else who remembers living in Britain in the mid 80s. Do you remember Home Cookery Club???



Mossman - We did some kind of spoof of it in our Elvis & Presley comics I think, although it's possible it may be just in one of my solo comics. Can't quite remember.

The bloke who uploaded this is into early cartoons too and has uploaded cartoons complete with original BBC1 or BBC2 intro. "Coming up in just over 5 minutes, Tuckers luck but first cartoon time." That was proper telly!!!!

(Almost) a years worth of Lovefilm


It's been a while since a Lovefilm catch-up and since I'm up early with flu type feelings here's a quick(ish) blog catch-up. I've just copied and pasted this, so it goes from most recent to least recent.

Arthur (5961) 7 February 2012 Write a review

From my list - Arthur remake starring Russell Brand - not bad - got better as it went along.

Beastly (5418) 30 January 2012 Write a review

From Woodys list - re-telling of Beauty and the Beast - I didn't watch. Woody absolutely loved. Watched it twice. Now wants to own.

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (3231) 26 January 2012 Write a review

From my list - Woody Allen film I missed. Okay but ended before I felt the story was over. Better than "Whatever Works" which preceded it and which I couldn't make it all the way through.

Red Riding Hood (7908) 20 January 2012 Write a review

From Woodys list - re-telling of "Red Riding Hood" unsurprisingly. I started watching but didn't like. Woody did but not as much as "Beastly."

Chalet Girl (6234) 7 January 2012 Write a review

From Woodys list - A romantic comedy. Woody felt this was rather poor and disappointing. I saw bits of it.

Tangled (17,865) 21 December 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - A Disney film - I did actually watch this and enjoyed. A good romp!

A Christmas Carol (8750) 14 December 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list (do you see a pattern emerging here?) - Surprisingly grim "rotoscoping" or "motion capture" as it's called now telling of the classic tale. Tough going.

Hot Tub Time Machine (13,445) 8 December 2011 Write a review

Actually from my list - I enjoyed this romp. Woody didn't particularly.

Gulliver's Travels (15,477) 29 November 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Another I also watched. 'Salright.

Attack the Block (14,951) 2 November 2011 Write a review

From my list - Joe Cornish's debut movie - A good'un too.

Bandslam (5678) 14 October 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Another tweenie type film, I think. I don't know. I didn't watch it.

Vampires Suck (6310) 20 September 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Pants!

Dreamgirls (26,067) 22 August 2011 Write a review

From my list - Had seen this before but just fancied seeing it again. Not as good as I remembered but still enjoyable.

The Chronicles of Narnia - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (18,654) 16 August 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Didn't watch

Furry Vengeance (5460) 16 August 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Oh, I remember this now. I did watch it. Featured that Brendan Fraser guy, as a bad man, who becomes a good man eventually after being tortured by animals. Not bad as these things go.

Burke and Hare (16,118) 8 August 2011 Write a review

From my list - Comedy film about grave-robbers. Lacking something - not sure what.

Remember Me (24,866) 19 July 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - That bloke from the Twilight films stars in it. I watched this and liked it I think, although can't remember anything about it now, other than it's utterly bizarre ending.

The Social Network (58,755) 6 July 2011 Write a review

From my list - re-telling of the Facebook story. Very interesting.

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman - A Heart Within (61) 28 June 2011 Write a review
Dr Quinn Medicine Woman - The Movie (99) 23 June 2011 Write a review

Both from Woodys list - Neither watched by me. One was better than the other Woody said, don't know which.

Four Lions (30,368) 9 June 2011 Write a review

From my list - Entertaining and funny.

Boys And Girls (2194) 19 May 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list (I think) - Can't remember anything about this one at all. Okay - just looked it up. Freddie Prinz Jr stars. I did watch this. Think it was alright although lacking something.

Nativity (6108) 10 May 2011 Write a review

From Woodys list - Totally unrealistic (but then me and Woody know schools!) and not as good as it thinks it is.

Sesame Street - Old School Vol.1 (16) Write a review
Sesame Street - Old School Vol.1 - Disc 3 9 June 2011
Sesame Street - Old School Vol.1 - Disc 2 12 May 2011
Sesame Street - Old School Vol.1 - Disc 1

Hey - these are all from my list - and jolly entertaining they were too.

That's it - you may now continue onwards with your lives.

A blog post for everyone in the world

Remember those thrilling "facebook faves" posts a while ago.

Everyone in the World : Of course, how could I forget? They were entertaining, stimulating and informative. I really hope that's not the last I hear of your favourite bands and pop singers though. I want more!

Well, everyone in the world. You are in luck! Prompted by George Clintons own "GC and Parliament/Funkadelic" feed finally appearing under "music" on facebook and that combination of the Parliament and Funkadelic meaning that I no longer had five entries on my R&Bish top line I decided to mix it up and piss around and eventually ended up at a sort of TOP 20 ARTISTES!!!! Exciting huh? And then after deciding I had placed Outkast a little high in the order, I shuffled them a bit more and now have a listing that is KIND OF BUT NOT REALLY in order!

So, here they are. If I have anything new to tell you since my facebook faves posts I shall tell you. If not, I'll leave it blank.

Everyone in the World : Wow! This is exactly what I was hoping for? Tell me P*nut. What have you placed at number one? I hope it isn't George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic because that would be boring and predictable.

Sorry, everyone in the world but the number one is.....

1. George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic

This may well not be my number one forever but seeing as it's still my current favourite I thought I'd leave it there for now. Since the facebook faves posts I have managed to collect all the Funkadelic and Parliament albums, and have started collecting the related entries rather like I did with Prince back in the 80s. Didn't get that into Bootsy Collins but rather liked the debut Brides of Funkenstein album. Still not got the currently unavailable first George Clinton solo album and have discovered that his "George Clinton & Family" releases include Parliament and Funkadelic outtakes from the late 70s, so I might get them at some stage.

Everyone in the World : Well, I was with you at the beginning of that paragraph but then you went into information that was of no interest to anyone but the most anal Funkadelic fan, who, let's face it, won't come across this blog post in a month of Sundays!

Oi, everyone in the world, I thought you were a fan of these postings. Don't you want to know who's number two????

Everyone in the World : Well, to be honest. I'm losing interest. It's probably just going to be Prince anyway.

Well, that shows how much you know, because...oh bugger.

2. Prince

Yes, Prince stays at number two because I love him, and even though I didn't stay loyal like the turncoat I am after the mid 90s his 70s to early 90s output is so top notch that I lurve him.

Everyone in the World : That was better. Brevity is the key, you see. I might stick around to see who's number three now.

Good, cos here it comes...

3. Aphex Twin

Everyone in the World : Oh, I don't like him. Next!

Oi, everyone in the world. Other people might do. He's an electronic genius.

Everyone in the World : I prefer Orbital. You like them too, don't you. Why aren't they your top electronic choice?

Well, that doesn't even work because if I was talking to everyone in the world then Orbital would be the biggest band the world and they're not. The Beatles are.

Everyone in the World : Oh, the Beatles. What number did they get too?

Errr...they didn't make it into my top 20.

Everyone in the World : Well, that's just ridiculous. There's no point me reading this any more.

They'd be in the top 30 probably, if that's any consolation. I am aware this is my most controversial omission.

Everyone in the World : No, I'm not interested any more. You're on your own now!

Okay, bye Everyone in the World.

Heeeeeere's number 4.....

4. Dexys Midnight Runners

Always one of my favourites and their facebook feed has revealed that they are finally going to be releasing a new album next year. I'm excited! Mick Talbot from Style Council has rejoined the line up. More of them later.

Everyone in the World : What? The Style Council! World renowned as the least good Paul Weller period are better than The Beatles. That's just laughable!!!

Look, it's my personal taste, okay! God! Everyone in the World is giving me such grief! And the relationship started out so well!

Everyone in the World : Okay, I'll reserve judgement till I find out who's number five.

Number five is....

5. Pulp

Everyone in the World : Oh, I like them. Good choice!

Oh, glad you approve. They've reformed. Hope they release some new stuff in a Dexys style.

Everyone in the World : Me too! They're almost as good as Muse.

Oh, you don't like Muse do you, everyone in the world? I hate them. Why does everyone of a certain age (my age) like Muse so f***ing much?

Everyone in the World : I am Everyone in the World and I like things that are good. Who's number six? You're doing well now. I approve.

Number 6 is...

6. Pet Shop Boys

Everyone in the World : Pfffttthhhhhh!!!

What have you got against the Pet Shop Boys.

Everyone in the World : Well, they're not very rocky are they? And if I'm about 20, well, they're not very urban are they?

No, they're the Pet Shop Boys and they do jolly good tunes. They've got a B sides album coming out soon.

Everyone in the World : Hmmm...you're on thin ice...who's number seven???

Seven is....

7. Madness

Everyone in the World : Yay! Baggy Trousers! Baggy Trousers! Welcome to the House of Fun! I fucking love bleeding Madness - good choice, matey!

Cor, let's see if I can keep this up! Number 8 is....

8. Orbital

Everyone in the World : Oh, I said I liked them earlier, didn't I. My tastes seem to have gone a bit more populist since my earlier proclamation though so I've decided I no longer like Orbital. Bloody noodly synth rubbish.

Oh, for f***s sake. Can I just say their facebook feed says they have a new album out this year too, in an informative bloggy style that this post was going to be before everyone in the world started bleeding interrupting.

Everyone in the World : No, you can't. NEXT!!

9. Elvis Costello

well...

how do you feel about him, everyone in the world?...

hello....

Oh, he/she/it/they've gone.

Everyone in the World : Boo!!!! Scared you!!!!! Ha! Thought I'd gone. No, I'm still here. I approve of Elvis Costello. He's the nations treasure. Apart from that period where he started warbling strangely.

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

Everyone in the World : Yes, so does everyone in the world bar none. We're just having a nice chat now - isn't this nice?

Yes, isn't it? Do you want to know who's number 10?

Everyone in the World : Yeah, go on.

10. Patsy Cline

Everyone in the World : Oh, for fucks sake!

What, what's wrong with Patsy Cline? - I got into her via Elvis Costellos country album after all.

Everyone in the World : Hmmm...bit easy listening if you ask me.

Well, I like a bit of everything, everyone in the world.

Everyone in the World : Yeah, good stuff and crap stuff. What's number eleven then. Let me decide if it's good or crap!!

11. The Fall

Everyone in the World : Crap!

Thought you'd say that. I actually had to take some Fall off my favourite artists playlist as it was too Fall-heavy.

Everyone in the World : How is that of interest to me?

Well, that's the sort of stuff I was going to write before you started putting your oar in.

Everyone in the World : Well, it's a good job I'm here then, isn't it. Come on then. Who's number twelve?

12. The Jesus and Mary Chain

Well...?

Everyone in the World : Oh, that's a tricky one. I quite like "Just Like Honey." Hmmmm...

Well, glad to have foxed you. The Jesus and Mary Chain have recently been re-promoted into my affections as all their back catalogue and more is being re-released as 2 CD + DVD editions. I have already replaced the three CDs I had on my Ipod (Psychocandy / Darklands / Stoned & Dethroned) and have now started collecting the remaining three, two of which I only had on cassette and one I never had. The B sides on the new collections replace the "Barbed Wire Kisses" compilation.

Everyone in the World : Have you quite finished?

Yes, I have thankyou. Do you want number 13? Here it is....

13. Stevie Wonder

Everyone in the World : Class!

Oh good. I'm so happy, you approve. I realised while re-reading the facebook faves posts that I had more early sixties stuff than I thought.

Everyone in the World : Yawn! You've lost my interest again now. Does this really have to go on till 20?

Not necessarily. Do you want to know who's number 14?

Everyone in the World : Yeah, go on!!!

14. The Monkees

Everyone in the World : What!?!

I said...

14. The Monkees

Everyone in the World : So, in your opinion, a created band that mimiced The Beatles are better than The Beatles. Ey? Ey???

Errr...better is a subjective thing but I like The Monkees and Mike Nesmith and their story and they do nice tunes. When did you become so intimidating Everyone in the World???

Everyone in the World : Since you put The Monkees higher than The Beatles that's when!!!!

Oh, okay. I'll rattle through the rest quickly then cos I fear you're going to beat me up.

15. Teenage Fanclub

16. Bjork
(new album out which I don't have and haven't heard yet. Bit remiss of me.)

17. Outkast (now have all their albums)

18. Air (new album and DVD of short silent film by georges melieres coming out vee soon)

Everyone in the World : Learn to Spell!

Ah, fuck off!

Everyone in the World : Now, who's aggressive???

Shutit!

19. The Style Council

20. The Boo Radleys


And that's it! Hope you enjoyed peeps!!!

Everyone in the World : Yes I did! It was entertaining, stimulating and informative. I really hope that's not the last I hear of your favourite bands and pop singers though. I want more!

Well, stick around Everyone in the World. I might post something similar again! I just might!!!!

Cool Things What Someone Else Went and Did No. 1

yum yum

Christmas soon!

Thank lordee!!!!

You may have noticed a bit of ranting banter about facebook in the few blog posts I've managed on opera this past month or so. This is really a smoke-screen for a variety of (mostly) work-based shennanigans that I can't talk about and which I might do a friends only blog about some time over Christmas if I can be arsed.

Things aren't that-that bad but a change is required and I'll leave it at that for now!

On the plus side 2 more days proper till (nearly) two weeks off! Been a bit lazy today but we've nearly finished all our Christmas shopping and we're putting Chrimbo decorations up this year (we failed last year.)

But when all the stresses and strains of life get too much there is an escape valve and it's called waking up before my wife and going outside with the cats on a Sunday morning, watching the world go by, the birds wake up and saying hello to the dog walkers who I see every morning.

We have two very homely cats and even though they have had the opportunity to journey far and wide like George did they choose to just stay in the communal gardens and the close environs and one won't go out at all unless I'm outside too, even though she is the most insistent miaower before I open the patio doors, hence me getting the outside chair and table out, having my first coffee of the morning, listening to my music on my Ipod and enjoying the cats gee each other up depending on which one is being the boldest that morning.

Life ain't too bad, all told.

The cats are also enjoying their new telly which they got because our old tv went pop and Dad and Mum have leant us a posh HD-ready telly they still had after they got a new one on insurance because this one has a small chip on it.

They particularly enjoy Autumnwatch.

(The cats, not my Mum and Dad)




Some things don't need to be shared!

Whenever I go on to Spotify I have to say "no" to having what I listen to being placed on facebook. Woody just kindly gave me an Amazon gift voucher she got for doing a survey and I just bought a Jesus & Mary Chain reissue via amazon.co.uk. After I purchased it "Share this with your friends via twitter or facebook."

Do I have to live my life in public? I know I've been anal in the past right-here in opera-land but I am (sorta) anonymous here so that gives me the arrogance outlet should I feel the need to blurt out "Funkadelic are brill" or such-like.

The sad thing is those who do post their timelines I find kind of interesting but it still feels arrogant to me to post my own on facebook and foist it on others (I used to post pop videos I liked in the past, mind, but I've changed, I guess.) Also, what if you add Spotify to your timeline but then feel in a camp pop mood and then have to justify that when you go back to work. Does that mean people will only listen to "cool" music on Spotify now or music that they think makes a statement about themselves.

I used to like sharing things but now that everything is about sharing it's just become a bit much and now seems phoney. I think everyone over 30 is retreating back into their cave. It's all become too much!

Feels like poop!

Hullo! I feel like poop! This is the first flu type illness I've had in an age though.

Anyway, just thought I'd write something ANYTHING! as I failed to write anything throughout October. Is that my first missed month? Very possibly!

Anyway we had a lovely holiday over half term in Devon. I've put some videos up on facebook but not photos yet.

I've gone quieter on facebook as well as here now. Maybe it's because my dad joined facebook but the settings have got confusing recently. I'm sure I only see a selection of my friends feeds and those I do see I'm increasingly bored and irritated by and I think well, if I feel that way maybe they do too so who would be interested in my photos other than my immediate family who are now all on facebook.

I was looking at Google + which enables you to post some things only to family, some things only to friends etc. I think that's what I'd now like. But you'd have to persuade everyone to get on to Google + first. Facebook is very good for people like me who moved around during their childhood to find out school friends (bizarrely more effective at this than friends reunited which was particularly invented to facilitate this.) but other than that I mainly use facebook as a feed for things I'm interested in and these fill up my feed rather than the bizarre moans or enthusiasms of people I know a bit.

So, this blog post turned into a rant about facebook - how strange! May talk about other things at some point - but till then - Tatty-bye!

To Mocha or not to Mocha

Yesterday was a day of much travelling as I joined my wife in Brean, near Weston Super Mare and then drove back again (she went up with her family the day before.) This was a roughly 280 mile round trip (although the way there was about 16 miles more because I went wrong on some hideous diversions but that’s another story) and as usual in order to supplement my day I would be stopping at a service station and indulging in a brand-named coffee or two.

Now my favourite of the rival Costa and Starbucks coffee emporium brands that either-or appear at each service station is Starbucks and I am mostly a fan of the Starbucks Black Americano with an extra espresso shot, enjoying it’s slightly more bitter and to-me refreshing taste to the Costa Americano that I don’t get an espresso shot with (as I think it’s stronger to start with but I could be wrong) and sometimes makes me feel a bit belchy. However, after hideous diversion no. 1 on approach to M4 I decided to stop at whatever the first service station happened to be which ended up being a Costa one. So I popped into WHSmith, bought the latest Doctor Who magazine, and settled down with a black Americano, a gluten free brownie and my new magazine.

It was very nice but still bought on the belchiness so when I started flagging and stopped at my second and last service station which happened to be another Costa one, I decided that I didn’t want another coffee and I also wanted to get something cold so I didn’t hang around too long and wasn’t too late getting to Brean. However I still wanted something caffeinated as a pick-me-up so I thought I’d experiment – nothing ventured, nothing gained – so after finding out I now liked coffee flavoured chocolate, via Thorntons' yummy chocolate block, I thought I’d try an iced mocha and I’d also get a double espresso as a coffee hit just in case I didn’t like it.

I had no idea what to expect and they served up a glass which had brown liquid at the bottom (roughly a 1/3rd) and white stuff at the top. I asked “is that the mocha” when presented with it and was assured it was. First I had a bit of white stuff, not realising the spoon provided meant I was meant to stir it all together. Once stirred it was more yummy – refreshing and exactly what I hoped it would be – coffee with a hint of chocolate. The espresso was poopy in comparison.

So, on the return journey the first service station turned out to be a Starbucks one. As Woody didn’t want to get out of the car I thought I’d get a drink to go and while in the long queue saw that their café mocha could be served hot or iced, so assuming it’ll be in the same ball park as the Costa one I ordered an iced café mocha. I was asked if I wanted whipped cream I said no thankyou. (First worrying sign) I believe he put whipped cream on – then realised his mistake and then surrepticiously scooped it off. No matter, what I ended up with was pure dark brown. I gave it a sip – it was a lot more chocolately. I carried on sipping it on the way back to the car and as I got closer and closer to the car it became more and more apparent that this drink was completely minging, bared hardly any resemblance to coffee, instead tasting like a cold hot chocolate, a drink I’ve never liked hot or cold and clearly still don’t. It had to go in the bin - £3 also going metaphorically into the bin with it.

Luckily I still had some Dr Pepper in the car so this provided caffeine hit number one until I arrived at the second and final service station on way home. This again was a Starbucks one. Not wanting to repeat my heinous error of earlier and also fancying a sit down I went for my tried and trusted favourite of Black Americano with an extra espresso shot. It was delicious as usual.

While queueing up Woody suggested that the Starbucks equivalent to what I had at Costa might be their Macchiatos, but I disagreed saying that Macchiatos were something entirely different to Mochas although not actually knowing what they were. She also suggested that the white café mocha might be closer to what I had at Costa.

So this morning I decided to look up Café Mochas (both iced and hot) and see what I should have been served. The closest resemblance, according to Wikipedia seems to be the Costa one as Wikipedia quotes Mocha as;

"Like a caffe latte, it is typically one third espresso and two thirds steamed milk, but a portion of chocolate is added, typically in the form of sweet cocoa powder, although many varieties use chocolate syrup"

So that’s what that white stuff was! The cold hot chocolate I got at Starbucks doesn’t really resemble this, although it started the same. I saw the barrista put brown liquid at the bottom (again about a third) and then white stuff, and then whipped cream which was then removed. I guess it was then pre-stirred as it was take out rather than drink in. He definitely said Mocha to me when I picked it up so although it resembled a cold hot chocolate to my non-hot chocolate connosieur lips I don’t think that’s what it was!

So, should I mocha again! And how can the taste vary so extremely between one yummy one and one disgusting one! Was one of my drinks not really a mocha?

And Macchiatos turn out to be coffee with the merest hint of milk. That’s how I like my tea! So a Caramel Macchiato is a Caramel flavoured coffee with a little milk (????)

And white café mocha turns out to be a white chocolate mocha as opposed to milk or dark. Maybe the costa one used dark chocolate and the Starbucks one used milk?

This coffee stuff is confusing! I’m going back to Black Americano with an extra espresso shot – I know where I am with that!

On my Ipod but not on CD

Hello peeps – another music related entry – sorry, but it might be interesting – well, a bit - possibly. These are the top ten albums (I think – they’re the ones that are on my amazon wish list anyway) that have found their way onto my Ipod but that I don’t yet have on CD.

When I first got my Ipod I purchased a number of my old vinyl/cassette favourites that I hadn’t yet upgraded onto CD but some remained unavailable or so rare that they were out of price range.

They used to all be at least £40 or not available but a lot of them now seem to have come down in price.

These vinyl/cassettes found their way onto my Ipod via recording onto mini disc then transferring on to CD via a programme my Dad had and then sticking back onto Itunes.

I may do a second blog entry of more vinyl/cassettes on my Ipod which includes stuff I had as a very small child (there’s no Muppets or Sesame Street on this list) and stuff that never made it on to my Ipod or stuff that I can’t find on Amazon but ten (well, eleven really) is a good number to stop at for now. Here they are in (roughly) the order I first purchased them.

1. Roman Holliday – Cookin’ On The Roof – available new for £17.58.



One of the earliest vinyl LPs, from when I first started buying pop, on my Ipod is this one, from 1983. Roman Holliday were one of many slightly cheesey rock’n’roll-ish bands from the early 80s. Their best known track is “Don’t Try to Stop It.” “Stand By” (first track on Side Two) is so scratched to buggery that only the 2nd verse onwards is on the Ipod.

2. The Untouchables – Wild Child – available new for £24.97



Late period ska from 1985. I particularly liked “Free Yourself” and then got the vinyl album which has a longer version of the 7” I already had. “City Gent” (final track on side two) is scratched to buggery and possibly jumps on my Ipod. There’s some good funky stuff on this as well. (Just spotted the CD has extra tracks – dang-nabbit!)

Update 01/09 : Writing this blog has prompted me to check Itunes - this album is available with the additional tracks for download for £7.99 - Yay!

3. Age of Chance – One Thousand Years Of Trouble – available as MP3 or Itunes downloads for £7.49 or £7.99 or used CD for £35.01



We now (apart from Prince side projects) enter the era of the cassette (1987.) And one of my worst quality cassettes that is still on my Ipod is this one , which is overly bassy and wobbly. This isn't really on CD but is available as a cheap download with lots of extra tracks such as “Kiss” which is on vinyl and transferred onto my Ipod also. They were a sort of big beats, rappy, punky band, possibly a little ahead of their time.

4. Kevin Rowland – The Wanderer – available used for £20.99



Possibly the cassette I would like to have most on CD is this one, which is Kevin Rowlands debut album from 1988. It has a slightly dated tinny computer drum sound but still has some cracking tunes. Apart from being a little trebly my cassette version isn’t actually all that bad quality but it would still be nice to have it on CD one day.

5. The Family – The Family – available new for £36.43



Around 1988-ish I started collecting the Prince side projects which were mostly only available on vinyl, at the time, at least in Londons HMV where I bought them, so rather than having some on vinyl and some on cassette I decided to get them all on vinyl. This originally came out in 1985 (although it may not have come out in Britain at all) and was Prince’s attempt to create a new band after The Time imploded following Purple Rain. They only lasted for one album though. This is mostly famous for being the original home of “Nothing Compares 2 U” but I prefer the funkier songs that influenced Princes Parade album that followed it like “Mutiny.” My favourite Prince side project LP. When I recorded this onto Mini Disc I missed the final whoop on “Yes” (the last track on side one) so my Ipod version is minus one whoop.

6. Madhouse – 8 & 16 – available new for £33.95 and £31.95



These two albums came out in 1987 but I probably got them in 1988. This was an album that came out on his Paisley Park label but the true extent of it’s Prince-ness was only revealed recently as all the songs were written and mostly performed by him along with the horn section of Eric Leeds. I always liked this stuff, which is jazz funk really, but I’ve only started loving it recently. The first album 8 is particularly good, especially the final track, 8. Other Prince vinyl I got around this time were Vanity 6 and Jill Jones, neither of which made it onto my Ipod, and the first three Time albums which eventually came out on reasonably priced CD. There was quite a bit more that I missed.

7. Coldcut – What’s That Noise – available used for £2.89



We are now in 1989 and back on cassette and this is one of the first dance albums I had I guess. When I transferred this onto my Ipod I gave all the jingles that are spread throughout their own tracks which the CD version possibly wouldn’t have. Again the cassette is pretty good quality so you wouldn’t know it wasn’t on CD unless you were a sound-buff or I told you.

8. Terence Trent D’Arby – Neither Fish Nor Flesh – available for £10.04



TTD’s much ridiculed 2nd album from 1989 is actually my favourite album of his and is a great funky, soulful album and nowhere near as self-indulgent as is made out (probably just cos of it’s silly title.) His previous debut album (which includes the much more indulgent “As yet untitled”) I now have on CD via The Daily Mails free cover-mounted CDs offer. This is the only CD available direct from Amazon rather than via Amazon marketplace and quite cheap too! I already had his 3rd album on CD but never bothered to put that one on my Ipod (not enough space for my whole collection annoyingly!)

Edit 01/09 : Also on Itunes download for £7.99

9. Mavis Staples – Time Waits For No One – available used for £9.99



Back to Prince related stuff for the last two. This was from 1989 again, by which time even Prince related stuff was being bought on cassette. 6 of the 8 tracks were written and produced by Prince and this was a great soulful, funky album. She was actually the first act I saw live as she was Princes support act in 1990.

10. The Time – Pandemonium – available used for £14.95, new for £34.98



The Times final album which was half fake Prince and half actual band and released in 1990 to tie in with Princes flop “Graffitti Bridge” film is the final cassette in this top ten for now. When I transferred it to my Ipod I had to choose which linking bits to make extra tracks and which will just be part of the main track. Did a good job, I think. This is probably my favourite Time album and I would love to have it on CD. The cassette isn’t that great quality.

Edit 01/09 : Ooh! This is also available as Itunes download for £7.99

So, that's it (for now!)

Although we had a family CD player, I only got a CD player in my bedroom in 1992, and after an experimental period in which I thought I’d only buy my favourites on CD and continue to buy cassettes, after buying Julian Copes and Was Not Was’s greatest hits on CD straight after buying them on cassette, cos I liked them so much, I decided to convert to CD only and stop wasting my money and apart from a few downloads and some vinyl only stuff that is what has remained the format of choice (and that sentence was far too long.)

F***ed

My computer is F***ed. I've already spoken about the bug riddenness of it on WLB (may provide link here, may not, see how mood takes me, computer is broke) - we downloaded Malware by accident after having the new laptop about a week and although it was fixed it was still temperamental. This opera blog in particular going to rogue pages. We were using google and only going on pages that had the AVG tick but we have since lost google as well, so Woody looked up the message we get instead of google, and it looks like Malware is still in our system.

Got a notification of latest Internet Explorer 9, so thought I'd download it - see if there's any improvement. Nah - google still f***ed and it's lost our internet history. (Althought that might have happened after I tried CCleaner) - Opera has improved now though and AVG Safe Search is okay as long as you wait for the AVG tick.

(Aside - I know there are other internet providers but last time I experimented with a different one my Itunes library went haywire and it was such a nightmare to fix I'm sticking with IE.)

However, in tandem with this our internet connection has become f***ed. The main annoyance of this for me being that I can't download my podcasts!!! Particularly the latest Richard Herring Edinburgh podcasts. I have discovered that listening to it via the British Comedy Guide website rather than relying on the Itunes download can sometimes be possible - however yesterdays has died after 20 minutes. sad

The web became unusable about a month ago and then suddenly it zinged back into life so I thought hooray - maybe someone complained to orange and it wasn't just us, but it's gradually getting worse again! We're connected to the box but we have got access to wireless but can't work out how to do it yet. (Not looked into it that hard though) If we get wireless we'll be able to get Iplayer on a Wii as well, we discovered yesterday. Sky sent an offer that is more than half less I'm paying now via Orange so may have to look into that.

Talking of Sky though, our Sky box was f***ed too. They sent round a man who replaced our dish and gave us a new box. And it turned out that box was f***ed too. So a new man came round and tried to fit another box which was f***ed as well, so he put another one in. Sky Living and Sky One looked temperamental at first but it seems alright now. It may well be f***ed too though.

Also, my mum and dad have been doing our washing for the past three months as our washing machine is f***ed. We'll be getting a new one after we get new flooring as the flooring is f***ed.

The freezer is a bit f***ed too, actually, it keeps icing up and forcing the door open. I need to de-frost it again.

Also, my body is f***ed, as I also mentioned on WLB, I have had food poisoning. Campylabacter. I reckon I got it from a cold cooked chicken I ate all of and no-one else had any of from Sainsburys. Finally started getting better two days ago so am eating proper food again now. Going to a wedding today though which will be a proper test.

Right...I'm now going to copy and paste this blog post into Word in case the computer loses it when I try and publish it. Did I tell you my internet is f***ed?

....and now the end is here......

About a month ago. I posted a blog of the 13 mini discs about to go in my car representing the whole of the Funkadelic / Parliament collection (70 - 81) even though I had two more CDs still to get. Well, I got the final one last week "Hardcore Jollies" and now have the whole collection. It's taken over a year to get cos I've been a good boy with our finances and just got one a month and asked for them on Chritstmas and birthdays.

So here are the 23 CDs that made up the mini disc collection. (minus the three compilations that I got first cos I can't find one)



I managed to put the Parliament CDs in the wrong chronological order though (what do you mean no-one cares, I do, it's right frustrating but I can't be arsed doing it again, and besides, my wife will make fun of me!)

Also, America eats it's young, the 2nd non-compilation I bought, and the first Funkadelic one, is missing it's cover. The Live album isn't on the mini disc but the two non-live tracks are (the third was on a compilation but missing it's intro so I downloaded it) and the last Funkadelic album ("Toys") is an out-takes album which I really like and all but one track made it on to the mini discs. I placed most of it on the final mini disc after the last Parliament album as it's undated (bar being from the first eight funkadelic albums period.)

Blar-di-blar-di-blar! Is anyone still reading this???? Promise my next blog post will be more interesting.

(Although, I am prone to break promises - especially when it comes to blog posting)

Getting the first five Bootsy Collins albums coming through the post next! bigsmile (Only a tenner - bargain) They're all co-produced, co-written by George Clinton so continue the Parliafunkadelicment collection really! And the George Clinton solo years still to get! I have heard his first solo album which is really good, but not got it yet.

Blar-di-blar-di-blar! What? You're still reading this???? Please stop! It's not going to get any better!

Actually I'll do it for you!

Bye!

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