A Painting, Chet Baker, Two Silly Poems and a Happy Valentine's Day to my Opera Friends
Saturday, 14. February 2009, 19:22:54
Moon Child
Acrylic on Bristol Paper
19 in. x 24 in.
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Internet Drizzle
Frizzle and Izzle!
What’s going on?
Has the Moog lost some sleep
Did you see him yawn?
An Internet tirade?
I didn’t see it here.
It’s all fine and dandy
Let’s all have a beer.
A Moog and a Pundit
Heaven’s sake, what’s that?
I was lost at verbose-ish
Let’s just all get a tat.
Now Pettifrogger sounds
very interesting to me
but what does it mean?
Shall we ask him to tea?
This nonsensical poem
surely came out of nowhere
Should I ask where?
Do I really dare?
by PainterWoman 2/13/09
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TAXES?
The cow did fart
and it did smart
except now WE
have to pay a FEE!
A fee for a fart!
How daft thou art!
Who is the bloke
who thought of this joke?
What must be done
to be rid of this pun.
They’re full of hot air.
What’s next, the mare?
Or the pigs in the pokes
the chickens and goats,
Must WE endure
the council’s manure?
A fart is a poot
according to a coot
but to tax it to boot
is really just a hoot.
Who’d a thunk it
a government pundit
would have such flair?
OH, he’s full of hot air.
With too much foul air
one must be aware
it fogs the brain
and you become inane.
by PainterWoman 2/13/09
WIDGETIZE