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Кризис жанра

Мое шанування до паньства! В последнее время (совершенно для меня неожиданно) меня стали спрашивать почему я ничего не пишу в блог? Типа завести - завёл а толку нет. За сим отвечаю:
Панове, само назначение этой странички чисто профессиональное, и писание разных статеек и т.д. - дело второстепенное. Во вторых, когда неочем писать - то не стоит и браться. А в третьих, какую тему не каснись - так или иначе всё упрётся в стоматологию, от которой я и без того устал.

С другой стороны не перестаёшь удивляться человеческой глупости, когда пациенты дотянут до последнего (до праздников), а потом решают делать зубы, абсолютно не принимая во внимание слово сроки . Видимо они думают что мы боги, а работа делается щелчком пальцев. Но удручает не столько это, сколько абсолютная их непрошибаемость в этом плане. В таких случаях я рассказываю старый советский анекдот:
Плановый отдел вызывает работницу Иванову - Вы, тут, у нас в декрет собрались?
- Да, так.
- Сколько времени планируете отсутствовать?
- Ну... минимум месяцев 9.
- Очень плохо, товарищ Иванова. У нас конец квартала - горит план, а вы так подводите. Поэтому товарищи на активе подумали и решили: 9 месяцев вам нужо чтобы родить от одного мужа. Если мы выделим вам 9 - за месяц управитесь..... ?

"James Bond Dent"

One of my dentist is similar to an actor Pierce Brosnan so much. I had been often talking to him about it, but he did't believe, and say: "it would be nice if I was paid like him". Today I had a free time and decided to create his portrait by Photoshop. He was very amazed to see it. I' suggest - why not to call his office like a "James Bond Dent"? Улыбка

Бонд

The recovery. Исцеление

Семья обедает за общим столом и в семье один немой. Он чистит варёное яйцо об стол, но оно оказалось в смятку - разбилось и обляпало ему рубашку. "Блядь"- говорит немой.
Пауза, все в шоке. Потом, прийдя в себя, все оживились: "Как так...? Почему молчал всё это время?"
Немой:- "Не было претензий"!?
One family has a dinner for a common table, and there is a dumb among of them. He cleans boiled egg on the table, but it was a soft-boiled - it has smashed up and soiled him over.
"Fuck" - said the dumb.
Pause. Everybody are in shock. Then they have waked up and ask him: "oh miracle!!! You've started to talking! Why had been keeping quiet before?"
Dumb - "There were not a claims?!"

May be I'm ccnservative? Может я консерватор?

Где-то месяц - полтора назад общался я с одним моим коллегой в интернете. Человек учился в Германии, затем работал в Швейцарии, Мальте, Англии. Сейчас ищет работу в Бельгии. В общем приятный человек, спец. своего дела и такое всякое..... . Увлекаясь фотографией, между делом, высылал мне прекрасные виды Бельгии. Причём я нисколько не иронизирую, человек он действительно приятный. Но, по ходу дела, у меня логически назрел вопрос. Я спросил: "Дружище, ну вот ты скачешь по европе из страны в страну, нигде не пытаясь закрепиться ни на работе, ни на ПМЖ. (А надо сказать, мужику уже за 40) В итоге: ни семьи, ни друзей, ни дома, ни связей..... . Где же конечная цель? В конце концов, какая страна будет платить тебе пенсию. Без обид, но ты не находишь что это - бег в никуда?"
В общем человек пустился, было, в философию, а потом и вовсе исчез.
Я, вроде как из лучших побуждений; не знаю, может я консерватор?????????????????[/IMG]

Any time ago, I had a communication with one of my colleague via the Internet. This man studed in Germany, then worked in Switzerland, Malta, England. Now he is looking for a job in Belgium. In general he is a nice man, a great authority in he's field.....etc. Being a passionate of photography, he sent me a beautiful views of Belgium, at odd times. And I do not speak ironically, he is really cute guy. But during a conversation there was a logical question. I asked to him: "Well old fellow, so you cnocking off a Europe from the one country to another, neither trying to entrench yourself at work, nor entrench for a permanent residence. (And I have to say, hi is over 40) As a result: neither family nor friends, no permanent home, no helpful connections......etc. So where is the ultimate goal? What country will pay you a pension? Don't you find that - it's a running to nowhere?"
All in all, he turned in to philosophy, and had blasted off.
Actually, I had a well-meanings. May be I'm conservative?

Army day

It's my rifle, it's my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun.

Yesterday was February 23 - Russian Army Day! Have came to my colleagues to the other clinic, for casting, I saw a jolly company around the dished up table. Refusal was impossible and I've felt that the work is over.
Yes......, yes........, I had not always been a dental prosthetic, like a most Russian mans I served in army (NAVY), though among (of our) dentists, very few of them are served in army. And that's why I had been geting a congratulations by phone and Internet from the army and work colleagues, from different cities (and countrys) for all day. Perhaps many of them will come to my page, and by this reason I am placing this pictures, specially for them. You can see me always near by the panoramic (gun) sight of the howitzer, cause I'm a gun layer. Broadly speaking, army takes an important place in my life. Thanks to army I (am tramp) had entranced to a dental college. After my graduation I had been having the first professional experience in army hospital for a 7 years, before my self-employering. My best friend is a military, and his daughter - is my goddaughter. Finally, my english-teacher was a former intelligence service servant.
So, during the party a new visiters had been coming. There were a lot of toasts and different kind of army storys (basically mine and a clinic owner). This gathering are very rarely and that's why the most pleasant.
May be creates opinion that I'am a super-patriot, unrealized hero,.........and such-like. Not at all. The Army provides an opportunity to look at things realistically. And at this day I would like to congratulate an enlisted mans who are not a "mammy's child", who suffers hardships and privations, remembering of their familes behind the back, no matter what country they are from.

I have been tagged

As far as I've been taged by Suribe - I must to write 6 insignificant things about my self. Ok! Let it'll be. So:
1) I'm a owl, it's mean I sleep at AM-time, but then I can work hard day+night without relaxation.
2) I don't like cook, but I have to do it. And it's often happens when I've cooked a gravy meat and my friends come to me (without invitation) and consume my cookery. (They adore my meat).
3) I ador pets. I always caress cats and play with dogs, when I go to the village to my cousin.
4) I hate adventurely PMs - such as: "I'm a poor African student girl - give me the money", or "Could you be my fiduciary, cause I'm going to emigrate to your country ".
5) I can't imagine my life without friends and beer. Or without tea with a baking and jam at cold winter evening.
6) The powerful wind have rubed off my tv cable and I am lazy to change it, because it's cold on the roof. Just I'm watching DVD and waiting for a warm weather.
So, my six items is over. Nice weekend to all. Sincerely yours. Igor Shcherbak.

My favorite anecdote

One day, being a fishing, Russian Ivan caught a Gold Fish.
"let me be free Ivan, and I'll execute any your 3 desires" Gold Fish said.
"Oh.....Christ!.....! it's a great luck! for me" has rejoiced Ivan .
"So: 1) I wish to be very rich, to wield a sumptuous villa and have got a blond-headed model-girl as a wife."
"OK," said the Gold Fish, it has conjured, and the miracle has been done -> Russian Ivan became very rich.


2)"I want to be celebrity more than Tom Cruz!"
"OK," said the Gold Fish, has made him the famous, and Ivan became a worldwide notability super-star.
"What is your last wish, Ivan?"
There is a difficult question becouse nothing to want, and after a long thinking time Ivan say:
3) "I want to be a hero of the Soviet Union!"
"OK, you'll be a hero" said the Gold Fish, it has conjured, and the miracle has been done -> There is a coldes winter 1941, Ivan is alone on the snowy field in front of Moscow with a single grenade in his hand. And German tanks are coming to him......... .

P.S. Keep a balance of yours wishes.

"Fire inspector"


Today, passing by a fire service, I've remembered an one old story. Being a student, I had a girl-friend who lived in the women's hostel outside the College territory . It was a very strict institution, which forbid the guys in absolutely, and it was almost impossible to get inside. But I had argy-bargy with my girlfriend that I'll come through anyway.
A few days later I had got a uniforms, counterfeited the documents, made old-face make-up and came at hostels as a "fire inspector." The administration facilities was easy to panic, but I said that "I will go to check evacuation plans" and pass on to girl-friend's room. I won the disputation and my friends have long reminisce about it.

Lazy worker

Finally, it's warm like a summertime and work at a diminished. Last weekend, despite of an annual dental exhibition, I decided to have some relax and go to the village to my cousin. This is my favorite kind of re-creation with a good company, beer and morsels. We (cousin and me) were making the shish (kebab, Russian barbecue), geting a box of beer; girls cooking the light meals, and by this company we had spand half a nights. Certainly, beer was not enough and we had to get more yet. My doctors had lost me and an entire evening telephoned where am I?
The next day I had a little bit hangover till a lunch, and it was inactivity to do that ever. But today, on Monday my phone rip out of calls. I feel work is waiting for me throughout the night. It's a payment for laziness.