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So Now It is Your Turn.

Over after dinner wine, a friend challenged me to name my 10 favorite records albums of all time. If you have ever tried to do this, it's not easy, and to some it's almost impossible. I fall into the latter category.
So I instead I picked the 10 most influential records albums of my life.

Even this proved difficult. But after some thought, and a few more glasses of Pino, the list below is what I came up with.
An explanation of why I picked these particular records proved even tougher than picking then. You can't always explain how you feel the first time you hear a record , but you know inside.


So, I challenge you dear reader, to post your 10 favorite records albums of all time.

This is a mandatory exercise people. :mad:

Here are my picks, in no particular order of importance:

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Your Horoscope for 2010


By RebusX32
Most Excellent Star Gazer.





And I'm glad I'm not you!!

Aquarius - (January 20- February 18)... A romantic hot-air balloon ride will quickly sour when it becomes clear that you and your love interest are guinea pigs in a meteorologist school experiment.

Pisces - (February 19-March 20)... The good people over at Fisher-Price Toys say it's impossible to be dismembered by one of their toys, but you'll soon show those smug bastards whats what!

Aries - (March 21-April 19).....Turns out it only takes four seconds to fall from the top of your building to the parking lot , but it will seems a lot longer.

Taurus - (April 20-May 20)... Some may call your breast implants tacky, but at least you will have the guts to try out unconventional shapes.

Gemini - (May 21-June 21)...When all is said and done, everyone will have to admit, while it might not have been worth the loss of an arm, you were right about the caribou!

Cancer - (June 22-July 22)......You'll spend a lot of your newly found fortune on expensive cars and fast women, and just waste the rest.

Leo - (July 23-August 22)... You will survive the accident, but for the rest of your life, you'll be paralyzed with fear at the sight of cumulus clouds, blueberry pancakes and Madonna videos.

Virgo - (August 23-September 22)..... You have often wondered who's responsible for all this fucked-up shit, but that will change this year as you will be hired to assist The Director of all this Fucked-up Shit!

Libra - (September 23- October 23)...... Your Life problems will be put into proper prospective when you realize that, compared to Black Plague that swept Europe in the 12th century, they're still pretty bad.

Scorpio - October 24- November 21)... Nothing of note will happen in the part of the year when you will still be around.

Sagittarius - ( November 22 - December 21)...You will discover incontrovertible proof the Lynn Anderson did, in fact, promise you a rose garden! (if your over 40, you'll get that one)

Capricorn - (December 22- January 19)...People will only pay attention to you this year because of your enormous breast, but cut them some slack.
Most people only have two and theirs are on their chest!

An Afternoon With Matilda

This post is inspired in part by Nerak's cute little post Walking with Lonnie and Karen about an afternoon walk with her sweetie. Ok,Ok. I stole her idea.
So she can sue me! p:

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Uptown with Aunt Tilly.





It was such a beautiful morning, we decided before we would leave
for town to have coffee outside. This is Aunt Tilly's patio garden.
Her green thumb never ceases to amaze me.........:left: :right:

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Weekend Movie Review

"The Box"

This film starts off with a simple premise. A stranger leaves a box at a young couple’s door early one morning. Later on, that stranger comes to visit the couple and he tells the young wife that if she pushes the red button in the box, she’ll receive a million dollars but someone that she does not know will die. The stranger does not explain how or who or even why this will occur. He just gives her the instructions and a time-frame.
The film, set in the mid-1970s begins with the doorbell ringing and the appearance of the box on the doorstep. The young couple (played by James Marsden and Cameron Diaz) has recently faced some disappointing news about their jobs and the financial benefits of pushing the button are obvious to both of them, even though their situation has not been detailed enough to show a compelling desire for them to lean towards pushing the button at the expense of another person’s life. Mrs. Lewis learns more about the box from Arlington Steward (played by Frank Langella) the mystery man who dropped it off.

Whether or not to push the button is the psychological dilemma that the characters are faced with. Will they choose to benefit themselves at the expense of a stranger’s death? Will the button really cause a person’s death, and if they push it not believing in the consequences are they still accountable for it?

It is, after all, just a button. In a box. Right?

Unfortunately though, the debate about these issue is over rather quickly. The premise was an interesting one that the movie fails to develop and the film is quickly overwhelmed by a bizarre series of events that follows the choice over whether or not to push the button. Instead of focusing on the reasons behind making either choice, a decision is made hastily. From the decision about the button until the end of the movie, the film becomes about the consequences and the repercussions that come from the couple’s choice, rather than the choice itself, which I thought would have been a far more interesting concept to explore.

Once that choice is made, the movie quickly trends into a surreal and strange journey too bizarre to care much about. The premise of the movie comes with enough questions to last for the rest of the film, but instead of slowly answering them and raising the stakes on the choice, the movie instead takes the audience into an even stranger world that involves lightning strikes, identity loss, and zombie-like behavior. These odd events keep occurring without a full or clear explanation.

If you expect a psychological thriller about a strange choice and how a couple makes it, you maybe be disappointed. This movie focuses on the consequences of the choice and the weird and paranormal nature of those consequences.

Overall, I did like the premise of the movie and was one of those strange and quarky movies that come along every once and a while. I hate to sound to critical of the film because it was entertaining, but I walked away saying to myself "I think I'd of went in a little different direction".

But then again, maybe that's why I make records and not films. :lol:

Not a Cameron Diaz fan, and I don't know who the hell James Marsden is...... But P2 says "Check it out"

I give it 3 outa 5 stars.


P2s Rules for Rock and Rollers

On September 1, 2008 I originally put up this post of thoughts I had written down while on the road. Since that posting, it consistently shows up on my HitsLink snapshots page at least twice a day as a destination of Google searches . If you Google "Rules for Rock and Rollers" it shows up as one of first search results, and if you search Google images with any combination of "naked", "guitar" or "amplifier' with "redhead" you get the picture embedded in this post as one of the first few image search results there also. And Needless to say, my musician friends who happen by these pages from time to time have sent me some very interesting addition to this list, but only the fear of being banned from Opera prevents me from adding them. :lol: So for those who didn't know me back then or didn't see the post, here is an oldie for you. Enjoy!

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Rules for Rock & Rollers
Over the years I have silently learned my lessons as well as observed my fellow musicians as I banged away from my little perch and taken mental notes of what I've seen and heard.
So now I share some of what I've learned from my experiences with all you inspiring future Rock Legends.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
(Drummers pay special attention!)

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....And You All Can Kiss My Ass Too!

Picture of the Week #29
:jester::jester:

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Weekend Movie Review

‘Amelia'

There are certain mysteries that place a stronghold on the world’s imagination. The existence (or lack thereof) of the Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, WTF is tipping over my garbage cans every night and UFOs are primary among these questions. And then there is a different sort of mystery, one in which we know someone really existed and then suddenly, simply disappeared without a trace.

The famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart was one of those people. The first woman to fly across an ocean who went on to attempt being the first woman to fly all the way around the world, when her plane encountered a series of problems and likely – but not definitively – crashed, with her never to be found again.

This film covers the decade between the time she captured the world’s attention for the first female transatlantic flight in 1928 until her attempt to circumnavigate the globe in 1938. Two-time Oscar-winner Hilary Swank tries to bring Earhart and her impressive accomplishments to life, but is hamstrung by the fact that the act of flying a plane long-distance – even if one is setting records – has a limited visual excitement.

Combined with a cliched score by Gabriel Yared that veers wildly in tone from epic to tinkling-piano tragedy (sorry, but I do hear the music in a more critical sense then most) and a script that has surprisingly limited narrative drive and dialogue that often sounds like it’s coming out of a “Saturday Night Live” sketch in which people talk in clipped, snappy tones.

And another problem for me, and the person who viewed the film with me was that Swank’s Earhart never undergoes a major dramatic arc or change in her life; she’s tough as nails from start to finish, with only occasional glimpses of vulnerability. The consistent tough gal thing just doesn't fly (pun intended)and leaves you wishing for a more human character. That combined with the fact that everyone knows she disappears in the end, there’s really nothing to hold an audience’s attention span.

I was especially disappointed because I went to see this film only because it was directed by Mira Nair who did a wonderful job with the film “The Namesake” (Indian-American college student is torn between establishing his own unique American identity and honoring the heritage of his immigrant parents.) A very good film I recommend if you have never seen it.

After spending most of the previous 60 hours in a darkened recording studio, I really wanted to be visually entertained........didn't happen! "Amelia" crashes and burns in a sea of indifference.

I give it 2 of 5 stars.

Oh...BTW, Richard Gere and Ewan McGregor are in it too......


Picture of the Week # 22

Ok son, hurry up and take the damn picture!
Ya momma's got a meatloaf in the oven ya know.

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Picture of the Week #17

He is survived by Martha, his loving wife
to whom he left everything. :eyes:
They were very happily married for over 55 years

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Now It's Your Turn - "Part 2"


Now it's time to post your
all time favorite
Bands / Artist for all to see.

And be honest,
we're not here to judge.
:lol: :lol:


Mine is not a complete list by any means. For the sake of room on the initial post, I have not included some of the more obvious choices I think we will all agree on . You may chose to list them if you wish, and feel free to use as much room as you like. The point of all this is to see what each other taste are, and maybe turn someone on to music they have not experienced before. Think about it, and have some fun on me.

And if like this post, you should really check out Mr. Rinses Excellent Music Blog :up:


OK, here we go......... my picks in no special order of importance:

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Picture of the Week #7


Amazing New Images from the
Recharged and Refurbished Hubble Telescope.

:left::right:

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Picture of the Week #4


Her Doctor said "Don't be silly, we all occasionally imagine someone is looking over our shoulder "

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Picture of the Week #1



A bathtub, a wolfhound and a pink rifle with banana clip.
What's a family portrait without them, huh? :lol::lol::lol:

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Dude, I just saw a goat in Wal-Mart:

In America we have this thing we call "Wal-mart. They have 4,200 stores spread across the country. With annual sales of 4.1 billion dollars, they are the largest retailer in the world. They carry just about anything you can name that cost less than $1500 (that's roughly 1000 euros for my foreign friends)

From food to flip flops, computers to underwear, new watches or fire extinguishers......even get new glasses or a shot gun!

They're open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

......and if you've ever wondered what a mild acid trip might look like, you can get a good idea if you go walk around a Wal-mart at 4am in the morning! :lol:

Read on and look for yourself.....

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Phantom of the Opera: Somewhat Summarized....Kinda, Sorta.

While in Brussels, my manager Sharon.......or as I affectionately call her " 12 percent " , dragged me to a performance of "Phantom of the Opera". :rolleyes: Now look at that face (see picture).....would you argue with her??? :insane:
After recently indulging in hard driving music, this was not necessarily my idea of fun. But I dressed up and off we went. And believe me, when I saw the dress she had on (see picture again) I said to myself "this is going to be worth it just to make fun of her dress for the rest of the night! :lol: Anybody missing your bedroom curtains? :lol::lol: Needless to say I stayed in hot water all night, but with a smile on my face. But to tell you the truth, I really did enjoy the play. It was a bit soothing for this animal after all the hustle and bustle of the previous 2 weeks. The music was incredible and some notes very familiar to my ears, and we all know nothing beats a live performance. :up:

The hardest part was sitting there knowing there is only one real Phantom! :D

Sharon found this summary of the play on-line and sent it to me today. The author is unknown and obviously a wiseass. I thought it was a hoot when I read it. It's not exactly as I remember, but close! :lol:






Home Sweet Home.......

Sunburned, ten pounds heavier and very sleepy, I'm finally home. :smile:




After the last show in Brussels, the band all went our separate ways. Some came home, some onto visit Russia. I decided to return to the little Greek isle of Alonnisos where we stayed while playing Italy, Greece.

I reasoned that I had good reason though......


This.....





This.....





And This.....




..... Ok! I have a weakness for a beautiful view, incredible Greek food and Northern European women who wear black rimmed glasses, red dresses and like to put their feet in cold rustic Belgian fountains! :D

.......so call a doctor and I'll get into a 12 step program or something! :lol:

It just wasn't time to leave yet! :smile:

.....but as for now, I'm content......and sleepy.....


Milk and Cookies for Everybody.....or What I Did on My Summer vacation.

From the look of my inbox, you guys were curious as to where I ran off to. :D Well, I can say with all honesty I have been having a real blast!:up: Problem was I decided to travel lite and wound up forgetting the Blackberry, so I was totally out of pocket and out of touch.

But, the warm up swing through the midwest went fast and smooth. Two nights in New York City, two nights in Cincinnati and three nights in Memphis, and now back home to repack and get ready to take flight across the pond for awhile.

Here's a few of the shots from NYC that were waiting for me when I got home, forwarded to me by my angel Janet. :smile:








So in a few days we're off to Italy and Greece for two weeks to bleed a few European eardrums, so I leave you with milk and cookies for those who choose to hang around while I'm gone.
( I may just forget and leave the wine cabinet open :wink:)....and PLEASE FEED THE KITTIES!
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You and Me.......

:eyes:........and Baby Makes Three. :lol::lol:

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OK!....Somebody help Me out With This One!

Please Explain This Picture to Me! :lol::lol:

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More Japan in Trousers.......or Part 2



Seeing things in sometime unintended humor, I give you more of from my list of "Weird Book Titles"
:D




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Yofuku; or, Japan in Trousers.

Many years ago a friend and I walked into a small dusty bookstore in Norwich England and thus began a interest of mine that never ceases to amuse me. The walls of the little shop were lined with wonderful rare tomes in almost any European language you would want. But after a while it was the book titles that drew my interest.

As we all know, word meanings and language have changed over the years, and our public innocents have faded, leaving us to see some things from the past in total different light, and sometime in unintended humor.

In the 25 years since, as I travel, I always try to make time to swing by an out of the way used or rare bookstore to see if can spot a title or two to jot down and add to my growing “Strange Book Title” collection. These are all real books, some I couldn't resist buying myself, and many can still be found here Alibris .

Below is a representative cross section of my collection, and If you like, I’ll post more latter. Enjoy and have a laugh on me........and I apologize in advance! :lol:

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Hey, STFU......The StoryLadys Here!

So Set Yo Ass Down and Shut Up, Cause I'm Gonna Tell Ya a Story!

Todays Story -
"The Prince and the Seven Chickens"
By the Freakin StoryLady.


One upon a time there was a Prince who ventured into the woods for a hike and to generally get down and groove with nature a bit. During the course of the long day he got lost, tired and hungry. Next time, he noted to himself, bring trail mix! Finally, as it got dark he came to a great castle on the edge of the woods….(don’t be rollin yo eyes, you know there’s got to be a castle in a fairy tale…shit!) :irked:

He knocked on the great door and the King answered.......

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When in Texas......

Earlier this week I had to go to Kansas City to do a little work ( well at least that's what we call it :lol: ) so I decided since the weather was going to be nice for awhile to make a trip out of it and just cruise up on my little scooter I affectionately call Bertha. :heart:
She was a gift and I don't get to ride her much as I'd like, so with her new makeup (she was originally black and gold) a chain replacement and new carbs, off we went.

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Help Me Out With This.....

Am I missing something here........or is this just another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other? :lol:

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6 Years, $12M later the Results are in......... Cat Pee!

From correspondents in Auckland, New Zealand
AAP
May 11, 2009 02:25pm
News.com.au

CAT'S pee and sweaty passionfruit are hardly flavours to make your mouth water but it seems Kiwis can't get enough of them.
These are the core aromas of New Zealand's world-leading sauvignon blanc, according to a six-year study by a team of lucky wine scientists. :eyes:

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Shut Up! Da StoryLady's Talkin Here!

So Set Yo Ass Down and Shut Up, Cause I'm Gonna Tell Ya a Story!


Todays Story - "Rumpelstiltskin"
By the Freakin StoryLady.

Once upon a time there was this miller's daughter or sumpthin like that named Gladys. Now Gladys had a pathetic existence. All day long, she would do nuttin but spin straw. :rolleyes: And all night long, she'd sit up and think how she would like to be famous. Oh, to be famous, with untold riches and men falling at her feet, her own line of action figures, cardboard standees ........
Then one night.... POOF..... a strange little man appeared before her. :eyes:

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DumbAss Alert! #03

Cops Gone Wild!

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DumbAss(s) Alert! #02

Just not a good idea, any way you look at it!!

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DumbAss Alert! #01

Paramedic tries to buy wine wearing only his thong after supermarket staff refused to serve him in uniform.

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The Freakin StoryLady's in Da House!

So Set Yo Ass Down and Shut Up, Cause I'm Gonna Tell Ya a Story!


Todays Story - "Aladdin's Magic Lamp"
By the Freakin StoryLady.


Centuries ago, in ancient New Jersey, there was a modest little lamp shop owned and operated by a young man called Aladdin, largely in part because Aladdin was his name.
His lamp business wasn't exactly booming.....cause Aladdin didn't have any lamps. :rolleyes:
You see, the place was a front. Aladdin had an illegal rolling poker game going in the back room.
Then one day, a very rich and powerful King walked into the shop..................

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The Worst Night of My Life........well almost!

8:15pm......
The house lights come down and with the help of the stagehands flashlight I settle into place.

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The Freakin StoryLady Returns!

So Set Yo Ass Down and Shut Up, Cause I'm Gonna Tell Ya a Story!


Todays Story - " Beast and the Beauty"
By the Freakin StoryLady.

Once upon a time there was a magnificent golden castle (obviously not where I come from) on a silver cloud high up in the sky, which has nothing to do with anything cause my story is about an old wood chopper dude who lived in a shack, but that's a good way to start a fairy tale, know what I'm sayin...

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A Letter to Lidia

Lidia G.
Feb. 14, 1962 -- Nov. 10, 2003

I couldn't let another year go by without expressing things I hold deep inside.

It’s been five long years since you were both taken from me, and it’s been my work and loyal friendships that have gotten me to the place now that allows me to write these words without pain. So many times have I started, but decided to wait. And knowing your Loving soul, I know you would not object to me doing so publicly.

You were truly a unique woman, never afraid to set yourself aside for the greater good.
You gave Love as easily as you were to Love.

I miss you so.

You knew the world in which I chose to make my living and the lifestyle that surrounded it, yet you trusted me implicitly. You gave me courage when I felt like not going on. And even though both our careers took us far away from each other at times, often to the opposite ends of the earth, you always managed to get away when you could, there when I needed you the most.
Like your father, you were always an encourager to me. I felt his death as much as my own fathers. He raised you well.

Your late morning phone calls from some far away corner of the world, just to see how that night’s sessions went helped me to get through the rough times without you. Just hearing your voice.

And yes, I do know something of the nights you cried yourself to sleep at the thought of the human misery and depravity you sometime witnessed as you traveled in your work, the feeling of helplessness to do anything about it. I could sometime hear it in your voice as you would say “I'm OK, stay focused, I just miss you.”

And how my heart danced the times I looked up after a long and difficult night in the studio to find you that you had flown in, and see you standing behind the engineer listening to the playback and moving in your own way to the beat, wearing your grin of approval. The guys always said you seemed to know when it was right.

I can still see the look of pride on your face, the kind of pride that resides only in true Love , the night the call came of news that Wild-Eyed had broke the top 20 album chart. That look made me realize the long hours and the grueling 14 months on the road was all worth it to you. Your eyes said it all, and you never looked more beautiful to me.
It was that night that I realized I could not, nor would have been who I was at the moment if it had not been for you.

And I still remember the taste from your cheek the tears of joy the night Julia was born. How you took my hand and said you would give up everything you had worked toward to be a mother to her like your own. And you were. You taught her your gentle Loving ways, and I could see in her all that I Loved in you. She would have grown to be the woman you were.

When in Europe I still sometime go to our special meeting places, and after all the one-nighters we spent in Paris, choosing to wait till we could enjoy it, I finally did see the city by day. I wish now we had not waited. I made a special trip to Chartres alone, because I knew I’d feel close to you there.

And I finally finished the house last year, just as you laid it out with only the necessary changes, and now regularly filled with our friends. The walls are lined with your best work, loving framed by Dee Dee. Your Geographic Covers hang proudly on each side of the fireplace. She cried the entire day she worked to hang them for me.
A Sister's Love is very deep.
And I plan to duplicate the garden from the old house best I can, where Julia played and you loved to spent summer afternoons .

Some people go through life accepting love as it comes, never knowing what it really is.
You taught me what love is by your words and actions. It’s not to be learn from a book.
You taught me to treasure the people and things that come to me, for they may be gone tomorrow.

I cannot put into words the joy and happiness you brought to my life.
With your Love, admiration and encouragement you helped make me the man I am now;I only hope you would still be proud.

Your strength, your courage to do the right thing, your patients and understanding allowed no doubt in me of your Love.

I adored you for all you gave me and admire you for being the woman you grew to be.

The days are now much longer without you both.
And there are no words to describe how much my heart misses you now.

:heart:
G.


I've Been Adopted.........By Two Ladies.

One evening, about two weeks before Halloween as I enjoyed an adult beverage and watching the last light of the beautiful autumn sunset on the lake, I heard rustling in the patio garden below. Not that unusual here with all the rabbits and small animals that reside on a water front. As I looked over the the balcony rail I see two pair of eyes glaring back at me from the azalea bushes that lines the walkway. Raccoons I think to myself, time for some fun. So with Flashlight, lighter and firecrackers in hand I again peek over the rail. Much to my surprise I see a small grey kitten curiously looking around, and behind her a black figure almost invisible in the darkness. OH Great, a mother cat has had kittens on the grounds somewhere, they'll be some owl's dinner by morning.

I went to bed that night hoping they would not be around the next morning, maybe wander back to the protection of their mother. But once again the next day I hear a ruckus , and look to see two kittens, a grey tabby, semi long haired, and a coal black short hair wrestling in the grass, growling and spiting like mortal enemies. I whistled and poof. They disappeared, but not for long. As darkness fell, they came together up on the patio to get out of the rain. I dropped a large piece of canned tuna fish (dolphin free of course) over the balcony rail only to watch it be devoured in an instant. I could tell they both hadn't been feed for a long time. Later that night I set out a large bowl of food, water and milk. Within minutes they had eaten and were gone.

Days later they were allowing me to watch them eat, but not approach. But one evening, I left the French doors open while I watched a movie and they sat at the door eyeing me suspiciously. I ignored them and they soon entered the room cautiously and look around curiously. The next afternoon, after their meal of cat food and a little warm milk the black one came in the door, sat and watched me read and soon was on the back of my chair, purring. I talked, she purred, then she let me pet her for a while and disappeared.

Next night they both came in, the black one seemed at ease with me.
Peace had been made.
The grey one slept, with one eye on me, at the edge of the big coffee table, the black one a few feet away on the floor. Soon after they were spending the whole day watching me, and exploring the few rooms I allowed them access to.

They never left.

The grey one is still a bit skittish and is not as affectionate. Even though my house keeper sometimes feed them also, she still seems untrusting and afraid of something, and doesn't like sudden movements. It reinforces my suspicions they were not treated well and were throw aways. She's still afraid of the upstairs rooms, the sound of thundering drums come from up there.
I named her Janis because of her gravelly deep meow. She's very independent and now has a beautiful semi long coat and long whiskers. She chooses to spend most of her time playing with doodle bugs and lounging in the hammock outside.

The Black one is another story altogether. She spends most of her time inside, always close and sometime underfoot, with a slight hyper streak. But she's very affectionate, sleeps at the foot of the bed, and has been dubbed by my friends "H.C."(House Cat).

I just couldn't resist naming her after my Opera Friend "Zaphira".

And I promised her pictures.....




Sorry about the color, they're 35mm transfers.







































































What a life........


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