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Wednesday, 7. January 2009, 23:16:51


Exclusive....
Olympic Committee Adds Daring New Events!

By Lillian Crass
Crass New Service




Oslo Norway..... The International Olympic Committee announced today a large step in the evolution of the International games of the Olympiad. In order to increase the attendance and television viewership, daring new events of interest will be added to the future games. Going progressively forward on the Winter games side it was announced by Officials the addition to the line up of the exciting event to be called the " Pants-less Ski-lift Gymnastics Competition "

Shown here is former Dutch Porn Star Hans "Grote Dick" Thorneson, an Olympic hopeful practicing with trainers to demonstrate his basic routine for our cameras.
"I think I have the Equipment and Technique to compete at the Olympic Level, wind chill permitting of course" said Mr. Thorneson.
A ladies competition is also in the works.:eyes:

Interest in the event is growing fast as word has reached my desk that the entire male staff of the small Norwegian Company "OPERA SOFTWARE" has formed "TEAM OPERA" and plans to begin training soon for the debut competition at the next Winter Games.:whistle:

On the Summer Games side Olympic Committee Officials announced new events will include mens and womens "Nude Table Tennis" singles and doubles, and "Equestrian Diving" from the 20 and 40 meter boards as well as a "Javelin Catching" competition. :left: :right:

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Lillian Crass is President and C.E.O. of CNS/Crass News Service based in the United Kingdom.
With a crack team of correspondents spread worldwide, she gathers the best in World and International News as well as dirt on everybody. :D
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Comments

Jenn 8. January 2009, 04:34

Um, LOL, there should be a burry pic in a certain spot :eyes: :lol: sorry im perverted P:

r♡se 8. January 2009, 09:01

Yay! Finally they listened :yes:

Phantom2 8. January 2009, 20:34

Rose, I think you Northern Europeans will have a distinct advance in this event. And I hear the Opera Guys haven't wore pants at work for weeks now!:lol: :lol:

r♡se 8. January 2009, 22:24

:eyes: Really?! Why wasn't I informed earlier? :irked:
*sneaks around the Opera Towers with the camera*

Marike 8. January 2009, 22:37

:lol: .... i'm putting my holiday dates in now :D

RebusX32 9. January 2009, 06:23

You Earth People are strange!
Where I come from we only take our clothes off to go to the Bank!

Marike 9. January 2009, 07:38

have you got some pictures? p:

baby_2u 10. January 2009, 05:32

hummmmm ...... I've seen that guy before, he looks very familiar. Just can't remember where :whistle:

Mart 10. January 2009, 11:26

Is there any truth to the rumour that Hammer-throwing has been dropped following his premature retirement?

Phantom2 11. January 2009, 06:25

@ Mart :lol: No doubt.... He couldn't take the punishment. :lol:

@B2U...the rumors are unfounded!
You been making Swedish Movies eh? :jester:

baby_2u 11. January 2009, 06:32

No Swedish Movies but now we all know what happened to your pants :eyes:

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