Something is just not right about that Boy

OK!....Somebody help Me out With This One!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:52:40 PM

Please Explain This Picture to Me! lollol



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More Japan in Trousers.......or Part 2You and Me.......

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Stardancer Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:14:23 AM

Ballistics test.

bigsmile

I have a watermelon just like that in my refrigerator right now.

lol

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:15:56 AM

Think I can hit it from here? lol

Stardancer Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:32:33 AM

lol

She has this look like she's hiding that gun from the melon, and really regretting that she has to shoot it.

lol

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:49:05 AM

I wonder if it's really a cantaloupe that was arrested by an undercover melon patrol officer for impersonating watermelon. lol

KarenNerak Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:58:15 AM

bigeyes I have absolutely NO freakin' idea what the Hell that's all about. right

Hmmm...idea

I know! She's pregnant and was craving watermelon like a mo-fo, but her husband didn't leave her any money when he left for work, so she got into his gun safe, grabbed a gun, and went to the fruit stand to rob them of a melon!

That must be it! p

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:12:42 AM

....she always gets her melon! lol lol

KarenNerak Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:29:55 AM

Hells yeah! lol Nobody messes with the pistol packin' mama! bigeyes

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:34:22 AM

Maybe she's going to demonstrate with that melon whats going to happen to "daddy" if he doesn't hang around after doing that to her! bigsmile

PainterWoman Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:35:27 AM

She's looking at her husband who's just come home at 10am after being out drinking all night. She says to him: "Come on outside honey, I want to show you what happens to this watermelon when I shoot it. I want you to see what will happen to your ass if you stay out all night again."

PainterWoman Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:38:11 AM

left right I just realized I cursed.

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:38:35 AM

lol lol
Shouldn't take but once! yes

left right Nobody heard you curse, it's ok! up

baby_2u baby2u Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:39:48 AM

This one is easy....she got confused when she was asked to Plug a Watermelon for a party. p

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:42:52 AM

lollol
I didn't think of that!

Glad to see you back gal! happy

baby_2u baby2u Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:52:06 AM

lol good to be back. Still not at full force yet but I'm getting there.

TY

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 5:13:22 AM

Hmmm. I think I know the lady. Yes, she's a Texas Woman. Practicing up for a headhunting trip in Louisiana. She says near Caddo Lake. lol lol

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 5:14:31 AM

yikes ......................................................................................

KimberlySqueakeyCat Thursday, July 23, 2009 5:43:27 AM

thats me with Jaxs' dad's head (the watermelon) and what i'm going to do to him if i ever get my hands on him. (jaxs dad that is).

HI P2

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:45:52 AM

Finally! Showing a little respect for a TEXAS woman. Muhahahahaha

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:47:05 AM

P2, if that is your idea of a baby photo of yourself, you are way wrong. That dog won't hunt!p lol

Stardancer Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:22:22 AM

Sorry, Linda, I'd have to disagree.

I can seriously picture P2 like that as a widdle kid.

lol

KittyliciousZaphira Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:34:09 AM

I think she took that watermelon as a hostage. And she's going to use that gun if we don't do exactly as she says! scared

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:35:01 AM

lol Reckon he looked that mean? I bet he looked like a little angel. angel

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Thursday, July 23, 2009 10:04:39 AM

Hey - that's my mom you're all talking about!!!

*whispers*pssst put..the...gun...down, mom - hilary the melon head isn't going anywhere now...that nice Mr O'Bama is there....you're safe...

r♡serose-marie Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:20:06 PM

I think it's a trap! You say "Nice melon! yes" and she'll shoot you!

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:46:51 PM

lol

Originally posted by Zaphira:

I think she took that watermelon as a hostage. And she's going to use that gun if we don't do exactly as she says! :insane:

I like that!
Give me back my cigarettes or the melon gets it! lol

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:50:40 PM

Originally posted by Stardancer:

I can seriously picture P2 like that as a widdle kid.

Star, my sister would definitely agree with you! lol

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:25:47 PM

Hi Rinse. Haven't seen hide nor hair of you in ages.

KittyliciousZaphira Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:31:20 PM

Originally posted by Phantom:

or the melon gets it!


Yeah! bigsmile
Next thing we know is that she's gonna throw that thing at us! yikes

- You've got a very young mom, Mr. Rinse! yes

L2D2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:33:14 PM

Really, how old can he be then? About 8?

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:36:08 PM

@L2 - *waves* Hi girl bigsmile - I've been in Jail - sorry about that....possession of Class A Water Melons...

Hey Pussy Cat up *smooches and rubs behind the ear*

...and - what?? Y'all never heard of moisturiser??? rolleyes And my Dad re-married, to a much younger woman - and yes I call her 'mom'. Is that a crime??? *breaks down and sobs*. The woman's a saint! A Saint I tell ya!!! *wipes eyes, pops a couple of seedless grapes, sighs as the rush hits...*

left right *whispers* pssst hey - I got some fresh Pineapples - just off the boat - finest kind - special price to you...you want??? left right

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 10:24:17 PM

Man I warned you of that smuggling of melons for lascivious activities! Get ya mixed up with all kinds of undesirables and pirates and sh*t like that!
Not to mention pissing off the International Melon council.
leftright People not to be messed with...

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Thursday, July 23, 2009 11:25:34 PM

....I think I'm being watched by the International Mango Institute.....I did a couple months in Dade County's finest hostelry (thank you CSI Miami - jeez, that David Caruso's a great guy - brilliant style, terrific range...)...for impersonating a certified Mango importer....beileive me - they're hot on mango pushers down there...*slices off a piece of pineapple, chops it finely on the expensive stone kitchen worktop* Wanna hit???

Phantom2 Thursday, July 23, 2009 11:59:39 PM

Dade County!
I heard a couple of my ...ah......associates are in hot water with the World Fruit Consortium over practicing the fine art of fruit salad with an expired license and something about a tangerine dream. Those fruit and melon police ain't no crosswalk cops for sure!
*eyes the delectable yellow center core of the Ananas comosus*
Say, that some fine lookin pineapples ya got there. pssst Them legal?

L2D2 Friday, July 24, 2009 12:49:11 AM

Legal? Are you kiddin'? Rinse never does anything legal if he can help it. Pay attention, P2.

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Friday, July 24, 2009 1:28:44 AM

They don't call me 'Ill Eagle' for nuthen, ya know!! bigsmile

Of course they aint legal!! What would be the goddam point, iffen they was legal?? Where's the goddam fun, the goddam ritual, if it's LEGAL?? rolleyes

Sorry dude - you been stopping on amber for too long, I think...*puts arm around shoulder, walks P2 aside* Try a seedless grape, my friend - it will change.your.life - you'll never look back, never worry about your complexion or dress sense again - you will, my friend, be cool bigsmile

*passes P2 a top class red seedless grape, watches with interest*

Phantom2 Friday, July 24, 2009 1:36:59 AM

lol lol lol lol

How in the hell do I follow that!

lol lol lol lol

L2D2 Friday, July 24, 2009 1:54:32 AM

Was wondering that myself, P2. I believe we see P2 almost speechless for the first time, ever, maybe. Good on yer, Rinse. I am supremely proud of you. These tall, lean Louisiana boys need to be set down now and then. Can't have them getting too cocky----that's for Texas guys.

Stardancer Friday, July 24, 2009 1:55:57 AM

Originally posted by Phantom2:

How in the hell do I follow that!


Ballistics tests.

devil

lol

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Friday, July 24, 2009 2:32:58 AM

*Bows in L2's direction, acknowledging Kudos, slaps P2 on the back, pops another grape, smiles and looks at the rich blue sky crashing silently into the Ocean, dreams happily....* bigsmile

L2D2 Friday, July 24, 2009 4:52:18 AM

First time I have ever known anyone who got high on fruit----unless it was fermented. lol Geez, Rinse, you are a cheap date too! pssst I always tell people I was a cheap date because 2 drinks gave me a mighty buzz.

baby_2u baby2u Friday, July 24, 2009 6:02:47 AM

OMG....too many plugged watermelons here....I think I just became a dizzy blond. Or some such color left right

L2D2 Friday, July 24, 2009 6:07:42 AM

You definitely look like a towhead in that picture. bigsmile

baby_2u baby2u Friday, July 24, 2009 6:13:33 AM

That is just a few years old jester

P2 & flamingo ..... not ONE word from either of you jester

L2D2 Friday, July 24, 2009 6:35:50 AM

Why have I not met you before? Have you been gone?

baby_2u baby2u Friday, July 24, 2009 7:55:02 PM

Yes...for about 2-3 months

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Friday, July 24, 2009 8:43:29 PM

But...she's back - be afraid - be very afraid...lol *hugs B2u, pleased to see her again* smile

baby_2u baby2u Friday, July 24, 2009 9:10:27 PM

Good to be back....I missed you guys very much heart

Phantom2 Saturday, July 25, 2009 4:05:50 AM

It's taken longer and longer to make those porno movies these days!
You better think of hiring a stand in once and a while! lol lol

baby_2u baby2u Saturday, July 25, 2009 4:17:05 AM

Well if you and fr would stop buying them as soon as they hit the shelves, I wouldn't have to work so hard p

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, July 25, 2009 6:14:58 AM

Porno movies involving hand guns and water melons??!! scared

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