"Something just ain't right about that Boy"

I discovered this website several days ago, and have been going back to it every now and then for shock and awe value, or just for a good laugh.

Isn't it hilarious?

P2, I need to slay you. you have given my stomach muscles permanent spasms from laughing so hard. I am afraid that someday, someone will hear me laughing out loud in here and knowing that I live alone, will cart me off to the mental hospital.

Now, I am going to start carrying my camera into Wal-Mart looking for Kodak moments! I, too, have wandered around Wal-Mart in the wee hours and yes, I have seen some funny sights. Wish now I had snapped them.

BTW, what the heck did the Afro-American have on her feet and lower legs?

I don't know if it's the mood I am in, or if people are just being extra funny the past few days, but I feel as though I have taken giggle pills. I have laughed so hard at this and some emails that I have received that I actually am sore.

That dude buying beer sorta kinda looks like Howard Stern on a good day.

And the dude with matching yellow 70's style shorts and "go-go" boots was

Like how the goat is excellent protector of pick up trucks.

Ah, great. --

The rest of the world still keeps getting confirmation that we Americans are completely off our rockers.

Btw, whereabouts are you, Phantom?

easily one of my new favorite sites. hilarious, and actually a pretty accurate description. I'm tempted to bring the ol' camera w/ me on shopping trips now

I think when people go to WalMart during the wee hours of the morning, they figure no one else will be there. That's why my brother and his wife go at that time. But he also said he likes to look at people.

I think I'll do a double check in the mirror before I go out my door to WalMart next time.....which should be today. My fridge is empty.

It's mostly cool, yes...

Originally posted by Phantom2:

I need one more for this week.

I hadn't been in one for over five years then checked out their optical department when looking for glasses. Almost got them there. I needed a few things so decided to just shop there instead of making a special trip to another store. The place is gigantic and I think I spent an hour looking for six food items but the place was spotless, no boxes in the isles like the old smaller ones used to have, the prices really were cheaper and there were no oddballs walking around. I guess that's just at 2am.

Speaking of families, did you hear about that awful angry man in Walmart who slapped someone else's toddler four times? What kind of person slaps a 2 yr old that many times? It's a good thing I wasn't the mother because I might have gone ballistic. Seriously. I would have been arrested too.

Pam, No I didn't hear about that!

How terrible!

I saw it on Yahoo News first, now it's all over the place. He was charged with a felony. Oh, and his mug shot...he's so mean and angry looking.

I've go to get back to watching a Tina Turner documentary.

hilarious!

Felony!

Good.

*falls off the sofa laughing*

I think it's evil to spread rumours about you like that. Of course you're not the guy in the yellow boots. Everybody knows it is you in the NFL jersey and short pink shorts shoved up your crack!

There's an elderly lady that appears in the local Wal-Mart every now and then. She has to be in her 70's or 80's. She wears a bright red micro-mini skirt, some kind of little midriff-baring top, a platinum blonde curly wig, and usually platform heels.

Tickles me silly every time I see her.

Wow... who would have thought!

Is that Howard Stern having a bad hair day?

That sounds like a photo op to me, Star. Get a picture and post it on the new site!

P2, when I want to or feel the need to laugh, this is the first place I go. Your posts never fail to lift my mood, and I think you are really talented writer---but you know that. If everything else fails, I go read a fairytale by Freakin' StoryLady. THAT never fails me.

Waiting for your book of freakin' fairytales.

And I am going to carry my camera next time.

I wish, Linda. I don't even own a camera.

Issy just posted this on her Facebook page. The word must be getting out!

I was with my mom @ Walmart about 10 years ago (I was still in high school)--we saw this old man (70s at least) wearing extremely short running shorts. They were SO short, his balls were literally hanging out. Of course, me being a teenager at the time I couldn't control my laughter. My mom pushed me down the next aisle where we about peed our pants for the next 10 minutes. Funniest (grossest) thing I've seen at Walmart to date

So much hilarity!

That happens to me every time I visit P2.

hahaha funny how the people dress