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Thursday, 6. November 2008, 19:01:27


News Update....
Crass News Service International.








Dick Cheney and Gov. Sarah Palin's Hunting Trip......:yikes:

Wabasca, Alberta:
Winding down from election season, Vice President Dick Cheney and Governor Sarah Palin last weekend spent time hunting in the Western Canadian wilderness and took the opportunity to discuss Governor Palin's political future in the Republican Party.

Gov.Palin told reporters that she enjoyed her time with the Vice President, but remarked that "his gun kept going off unexpectedly. Someone should teach Mr. V.P. some gun safety there ya knoow!"

She also told reporters "the man has amazing eyesight. He shot at the occasional low flying birds that I couldn't even see as they flew right over the top of my head there!
If I hadn't bent over to adjust my socks he may have hit me a couple of times ya knoow!" :eyes:

The two have a more extensive trip to a remote area of the Amazon jungle early next year.

:yikes:
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Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat on Obama, McCain

Washington. D.C.:
Supporters of Presidential Candidate Ralph Nader blamed his defeat on Barrak Obama and John McCain, claiming that the two candidates "ate up" his share of the electoral votes. "This election was stolen out from under Mr. Nader by Obama and McCain who diverted his votes to the Left and Right" said campaign manager Sunshine McDougall. "It's an outrage! If Nader were the only candidate, he would be President right now!"
In his concession speech, Nader characterized Obama and McCain as spoilers.

Extensive plans are already in the works for Nader's Historic 2012 run at the White House.

:jester: :jester:
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With a crack team of correspondents spread worldwide, she gathers the best in World and International News as well as dirt on everybody.
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Comments

Naomi 12. November 2008, 13:33

:lol:

Phantom2 12. November 2008, 17:01

I see you got the hunting trip thing....it might go over some peoples heads! :lol:

Sh*t Happens 15. November 2008, 04:40

:up:is cool, very nice.:up::up::up:

Kimberly 20. November 2008, 00:32

:D

flamingo-rinse 10. March 2009, 08:20

For what it's worth at this point, Ralph Nader was actually defeated because not one single Volkswagen owner voted for him. There are a lot of voters with German heritage :smile:

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