The Desultory Defecation

I'm up and taking a break from studying for my last exam. Yes, THE notorious last exam of every term, semester, year, whatever word you'd like to describe the time frame for one school session. It's always the worst one though, the one you throw away because your mind has already drifted off to the endless possibilities of freedom or maybe a planned vacation. Whatever your reason is, the progression of studying for the last exam is the same

Try to start studying a couple days in advance to get a head start
End up procrastinating until the night before
Start studying when everyone starts going to bed
Calculate the mark you need for an A (skip this if it's not possible for you)
Panic
Calculate the mark you need for a B (skip this if it's not possible for you)
Procrastinate
Panic
Calculate the mark you need to pass (shoulda gone straight to bed if this wasn't possible)
Study a little more
Give up and go to bed
Wake Up
Write the exam in half the time that's given to you
Get drunk ASAP

I believe I'm at the procrastinating phase of studying, and I'll soon move to the pass/fail phase...9% on the final to pass with a 50...guess I'll study a little more, feeling good that I don't need to pass this exam...and then go to bed and then get drunk.