The Desultory Defecation

Freddy Krueger. What's so special about this dude anyway? He shows up in your dreams and kills you. Quite the nightmare I assume. But shit, it's just sleep...even if it's a deep sleep...wake them up. Use some ammonia. Wear a watch that monitors your heartrate and when you enter your sleep cycle, it sends a shock, or an injection of adrenaline to wake you up...simple as that! Problem solved! You don't sleep, you can't be killed! Horror movies are stupid and so easily avoidable so I don't spend the next 2 hours wasting my time watching something that could have been prevented from the start. Apparently in movies, and in real life...common sense isn't so common.