The Blog About Nothing

In my blog a few days ago I mentioned I was reading Frankenstein. It's still a great book; hell, it got better since the last time I wrote. Borderline Personality Disordered zombies are still running amok!

So basically what's happened is the monster is like "AR RAR RAR RAR RAR!" swearing revenge on all humankind. C'mon; somebody beats you with a stick out of their house and shoots your shoulder with a .22 Caliber and what happens? Ya go nuts! So the monster is all emo-like saying "Waah, I'm so lonely. Can you give me a wife?". Doc a'int crazy 'bout that. Damn, look what happened to the other zombie he made! Last thing they need is ANOTHER one. But he eventually gives in. As he's working on this lay-dee zom-bee, Doc says "Wait... this is a wicked suckish idea!" and tears her apart right before the other monster's eyes. So the monster is like "WTF Man?!?!" and then he's all "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT" (not unlike the creeper he is). Oh this gets Doc's goat.

It turns out, he is incestly in love with his adopted sister. So technically, we got step-incest going on here, 'cause she loves him back. Somehow. He's like "Damn, I'm screwed! And so's my sister/fiance!". Doc and his BFF Henry go to Ireland or something because Doc is paranoid. Have I mentioned Henry is gay? Well he is. He desires the intercourse of intellectual men. It's right in the book. Anyway, Henry the Gay is murdered and Doc is blamed. He goes through legal stuff and his daddy brings him home. But Doc knows the monster is waiting. Because the monster is ALWAYS watching. I mean for God sakes, he's the one that killed Henry. That's as far as I got.

Personally, I'm disappointed at the lack of the angry mobs sofar. I mean, I want some angry village people!
No, not these Village People:


THESE village people:


They got brooms on fire! They got clubs! THAT'S what this book truly needs!