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Vice Presidential Debate

Obama wants tea and crumpets with Al Qaeda?!

I'll admit it- I'm not a very political person. But for the sake of my grade in english, I decided to do the extra credit assignment. And that was to watch the VP Debate and decide from there who I would vote for. Mom would be blaring it anyway, so I guess it was pretty inevitable.

Let me just say DAMN does Palin rock! She hit the nail on the head every time while Biden was stuttering away. Her and McCain are interested in using the sources we have here and finding alternative sources. I totally agree with the fact that we can't keep using the middle east's oil. America's got plenty right here. So for once, when it's actually a good thing to be greedy, we don't! Our drills are saying "c'mon, dig me into some Texas dirt!". And to keep in check, we have other energy sources such as wind. We got this! What're we mooching off the middle east for anyway?

But Biden? I got issues with this guy. I just might hunt him down with a marshmallow shooter (shoots marshmallows up to 30 feet!!!). All he was talking about was the war and taking us out. WHAT?! We need to be in Iraq, that's how we haven't had a repeat of 9/11. Well, we also took better security measures, but us being in Iraq is a good thing. While I will agree that it feels like we're preaching our government to them, we're really keeping us safe by giving them some order. But I say if the Iraqis don't like it, they can switch to a monarchy for all we care. Just leave us alone and don't kill us!

While Biden was yammering on about the war (phht, what else is new), he was talking about Obama wanting to TALK to the Taliban and Al Qaeda!!! DUDE. They want to kill us! How do they expect to handle that? Have a lovely little chat in the president's office and daintily sip their tea while light-heartedly discussing weapons of mass destruction?!

"Oh Bin Laden, so glad you could make it" *shakes Bin Laden's hand in a proper fashion*
"Yes yes, indubitably. We appear to have a misunderstanding about all the weapons we're hiding. Let's talk it out now, shall we old boy?" *takes a sip of tea* *with his pinky out*

Hmmph. Right. At least Palin said if we did talk to these terrorist groups we would have boundries and allies. 'Atta girl, Sarah.

Another thing that bugs me about Obama/Biden. You take the "b" from Obama and replace it with an "s". You get Osama. Then you add "nla" to Biden. You get Binladen. Osama Bin Laden? Do we really want two people running our country with names THAT close to those of terrorists?! I think not.

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Comments

pauliticalmind Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:42:28 PM

lol love it. i'm happy to see a smart 17 year old smile sucks you can't vote! sad

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