My OperaShe Steals My Breath And Hides It In Her Heart
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 11:38:51 PM
Some breaking news for the few readers I've left:- Matt is in love.
I don't mean your highschool sweetheart love, or your "she bought me chocolate and blew me" love. Elequent ladies and esteemed gentlemen, I have indeed met the woman of my dreams. This particularly stunning angel goes by the name of Steph, and including a mutual love of energy drinks, we have many traits in common:-
Both love Flobots (at least, she will soon, dammit); both love Starbucks; both love chocolate; both love not caring that someone just farted, but having the need to pretend you care; both don't care who see's us snogging wildly in busy public, then scream "fuck let's get home quick, I need you NOW"; both have addictions to soul-destroyingly pathetic things (mints, Redbull/Relentless, back scratching).
The only downside seems to be the new mother-in-law has seen us both as God intended, after failing to hear the warning breaths coming from the bedroom last week. Oh well, at least I know I was seen in a good light
I don't mean your highschool sweetheart love, or your "she bought me chocolate and blew me" love. Elequent ladies and esteemed gentlemen, I have indeed met the woman of my dreams. This particularly stunning angel goes by the name of Steph, and including a mutual love of energy drinks, we have many traits in common:-
Both love Flobots (at least, she will soon, dammit); both love Starbucks; both love chocolate; both love not caring that someone just farted, but having the need to pretend you care; both don't care who see's us snogging wildly in busy public, then scream "fuck let's get home quick, I need you NOW"; both have addictions to soul-destroyingly pathetic things (mints, Redbull/Relentless, back scratching).
The only downside seems to be the new mother-in-law has seen us both as God intended, after failing to hear the warning breaths coming from the bedroom last week. Oh well, at least I know I was seen in a good light
