Which browser fits you the best?
Saturday, 3. March 2007, 19:33:31
I just stumbled upon a list which browser you should use - not to be taken too seriously 
Which browser fits you the best?
Author: Simon Ads by MIVA
here an excerpt:
Which browser fits you the best?
Author: Simon Ads by MIVA
here an excerpt:
Programmer?
Browser: Firefox (It has a bunch of useful plugins for programmers)
Designer?
Browser: Opera (The image zoom is great)
Very novice Internet user? (First time on the big net, ehh?)
Browser: Firefox or Opera (You need to use a Secure browser. Go with Opera if this isn’t your first time on a computer)
Are you stupid?
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)
Buisness?
Browser: Opera (It has a built-in email and feed reader)
Always up to date?
Browser: Opera
...
WIDGETIZE
Ramunas # 3. March 2007, 20:55
malsumis # 4. March 2007, 16:44
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)"
Why do we have to insult other people? IE is not he best browser in the world, but to call people stupid?
ResearchWizard # 4. March 2007, 18:13
true, if you read it your way and i also wouldn't like it and I thought this way the first moment, too.
But it has to be read the other way round: If you are stupid you use IE (and not if you use IE you are stupid). Well, there might be enough reasons left to use IE (though I just don't happen to know about any). And I think one can read "stupid" just as "don't know" or "don't care" which is actually true for most IE users.
Additionally this is not to be taken too seriously.
sal_324 # 25. March 2007, 04:41
masterofopera # 21. April 2008, 00:30
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)"
You can also write:
"Internet Exploder alias Internet Explorer"
IE users are FORCED to use it (diffrent reasons) or
they are Human sloths or they are DAUs ( DAU = Duemmster
Anzunehmender User [german] -> most silly/stupid expectable
user [english] .
-> I have read an article from 1990s: "ActiveX or how to put
nuclear bombs into websides"
"Very novice Internet user? (First time on the big net, ehh?)
Browser: Firefox or Opera (You need to use a Secure browser. Go with
Opera if this isn’t your first time on a computer)"
"Buisness?
Browser: Opera (It has a built-in email and feed reader)"
"Always up to date?
Browser: Opera"
Opera is THE Browser-Flagship Class, It is like the NCC-1701-E
USS Enterprise: Fast, Multifunctional, Luxurious,
Highliy Manouverble (Tabs, ...) , Cutomizeble like the 1701-E
controls, Transformer (transforms to a mobile browser or
to a textbrowser), Cloaking-device (cloakes as Firefox or
Internet Exploder), REALY Secure (USS Opera NCC 56261
shields does not fail [no InfectiveX]) the
Micro$oft-Empire Star-destroyer-trash´s pseudo-shield FAILS
[M$ says the IE is secure but it uses InfectiveX alias ActiveX] ,
Most advanced ship/browser-class of the fleet (Webstandarts, ... ),
Efficcient (not resource wasting like an Micro$oft-Empire
Star-destroyer-trash = M$ Internet Exploder),
Protects the nervs of webdesigners (no special webside-programming
for Opera -> W3C conform pages run good in all browsers excluding
M$IE -> M$IE needs much additional programming work ["IE-HACKS"]
to run proberly I have heared because IE have MASSIVE problems
with webstandarts Acid 2 & 3 -> webstandard support of
IE is generelly outdated)
(Opera leeds the fleet of the good)
Firefox: Mass-produced secure Standart-Cruiser, backbone of the fleet,
supports the Flagship Class, average equipent and power + speed,
but it can be extreme extended. (the excelsior-Class of the browsers)
Accepable webstandarts-support . (belongs to the fleet of the good)
Safari (apple) : Friend or enemy?
The Klingon browser, spartanic equipped, good standarts-support
like Opera and it is also fast.
Steve Jobs was so impudently to let Safari assimilate the
marketshare of ALL other browsers (Opera, Firefox,
Konquer, ... ) excluding M$IE in his presented statistic.
See Steven "Steve" Paul Jobs
=> Steve Jobs by Micro$oft inspired new company politic of
agressive expansion: Safari is automaticly shown and selected in
"Apple software update" , eaven the BETA version was shown.
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/06/18/how-will-apple-use-win-safari-to-improve-the-web/
Internet Exploder: Absolute trash-patchwork, produced in such
EXTREME masses that it floods the web and it destroyes the
intact space caused by its old and bad constructed engine-core (heavy
disregards of webstandarts), extreme resources consuming and slow
(absolutly outdated technology)
Class: Old trash-freighter -> YOU are using a BOMB as surfbord!!!
Belongs to the most evil (Software) empire, THE Micro$oft-Empire.