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Which browser fits you the best?

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I just stumbled upon a list which browser you should use - not to be taken too seriously :D

Which browser fits you the best?
Author: Simon Ads by MIVA

here an excerpt:

Programmer?
Browser: Firefox (It has a bunch of useful plugins for programmers)

Designer?
Browser: Opera (The image zoom is great)

Very novice Internet user? (First time on the big net, ehh?)
Browser: Firefox or Opera (You need to use a Secure browser. Go with Opera if this isn’t your first time on a computer)


Are you stupid?
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)

Buisness?
Browser: Opera (It has a built-in email and feed reader)

Always up to date?
Browser: Opera

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Yay to Opera :smile:

By Ramunas, # 3. March 2007, 20:55:13

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umm, I don't like this one: "Are you stupid?
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)"

Why do we have to insult other people? IE is not he best browser in the world, but to call people stupid?

By malsumis, # 4. March 2007, 16:44:00

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@malsumis
true, if you read it your way and i also wouldn't like it and I thought this way the first moment, too.
But it has to be read the other way round: If you are stupid you use IE (and not if you use IE you are stupid). Well, there might be enough reasons left to use IE (though I just don't happen to know about any). And I think one can read "stupid" just as "don't know" or "don't care" which is actually true for most IE users.

Additionally this is not to be taken too seriously.

By ResearchWizard, # 4. March 2007, 18:13:03

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HI I WISHE UR THAT DAY LL COME EVERY YEAR.

By sal_324, # 25. March 2007, 04:41:53

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"Are you stupid?
Browser: Internet Explorer (It doesn’t matter which version)"

:devil: Beastly :devil:

You can also write:
"Internet Exploder alias Internet Explorer"
IE users are FORCED to use it (diffrent reasons) or
they are Human sloths or they are DAUs ( DAU = Duemmster
Anzunehmender User [german] -> most silly/stupid expectable
user [english] .

-> I have read an article from 1990s: "ActiveX or how to put
nuclear bombs into websides" :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:


"Very novice Internet user? (First time on the big net, ehh?)
Browser: Firefox or Opera (You need to use a Secure browser. Go with
Opera if this isn’t your first time on a computer)"
"Buisness?
Browser: Opera (It has a built-in email and feed reader)"
"Always up to date?
Browser: Opera"

Opera is THE Browser-Flagship Class, It is like the NCC-1701-E
USS Enterprise: Fast, Multifunctional, Luxurious,
Highliy Manouverble (Tabs, ...) , Cutomizeble like the 1701-E
controls, Transformer (transforms to a mobile browser or
to a textbrowser), Cloaking-device (cloakes as Firefox or
Internet Exploder), REALY Secure (USS Opera NCC 56261 :D
shields does not fail [no InfectiveX]) the
Micro$oft-Empire Star-destroyer-trash´s pseudo-shield FAILS
[M$ says the IE is secure but it uses InfectiveX alias ActiveX] ,
Most advanced ship/browser-class of the fleet (Webstandarts, ... ),
Efficcient (not resource wasting like an Micro$oft-Empire
Star-destroyer-trash = M$ Internet Exploder),
Protects the nervs of webdesigners (no special webside-programming
for Opera -> W3C conform pages run good in all browsers excluding
M$IE -> M$IE needs much additional programming work ["IE-HACKS"]
to run proberly I have heared because IE have MASSIVE problems
with webstandarts Acid 2 & 3 -> webstandard support of
IE is generelly outdated) :D :yes: :yes: :yes: :spock: :alien:
(Opera leeds the fleet of the good)

Firefox: Mass-produced secure Standart-Cruiser, backbone of the fleet,
supports the Flagship Class, average equipent and power + speed,
but it can be extreme extended. (the excelsior-Class of the browsers)
Accepable webstandarts-support . (belongs to the fleet of the good)

Safari (apple) : Friend or enemy? :confused:
The Klingon browser, spartanic equipped, good standarts-support
like Opera and it is also fast.
Steve Jobs was so impudently to let Safari assimilate the
marketshare of ALL other browsers (Opera, Firefox,
Konquer, ... ) excluding M$IE in his presented statistic.
See Steven "Steve" Paul Jobs
=> Steve Jobs by Micro$oft inspired new company politic of
agressive expansion: Safari is automaticly shown and selected in
"Apple software update" , eaven the BETA version was shown.
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/06/18/how-will-apple-use-win-safari-to-improve-the-web/

Internet Exploder: Absolute trash-patchwork, produced in such
EXTREME masses that it floods the web and it destroyes the
intact space caused by its old and bad constructed engine-core (heavy
disregards of webstandarts), extreme resources consuming and slow
(absolutly outdated technology)
Class: Old trash-freighter -> YOU are using a BOMB as surfbord!!!
bug Homer: Doh! :zzz: :faint: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
Belongs to the most evil (Software) empire, THE Micro$oft-Empire.




By masterofopera, # 21. April 2008, 00:30:39

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