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The Magic Touchpad... my precious!



I haven't even begun to brag about my brand new aluminum iMac and then today I bought an magic touchpad and have almost achieved Nirvana. That thing that looks like a small clipboard, (without the clip?) That sucker does everything that you can do with a mouse and some that you can't.

I use the mouse every once in awhile but I expect once I get the hang of it, the mouse is going in a drawer. I can't wait to use it making graphics.. I believe it will pay for it's self many times over.

Visit the website **Magic Touchpad** and read it for yourself. If you don't have a Mac.. what are you waiting for? -Ric

Boring..



I have to tell you.. life with my new computer is kind of dull without the ability to do graphics.. and I am probably still a week away from my first one, so... I am like a big, old, jack-ass.. chomping on the bit.

Bitch, moan, groan........

Shopping Gripe - O - La..





Went to the mall in Tacoma today, thinking, I was going to find a software store and buy some Alien Skin software to compliment my CS5. Boy was my thinking off base a bit. It seems you can't buy most stuff, (like this) in actual stores anymore. Online, yes. Store.... no.

So it turns out my wife and I braved a Friday afternoon, in a monsoon of a rains storm, (which by the way those lying, @#$%@##&&% weather men said was going to be the best day) with some of the worst drivers I have seen in a long time.. Put up with an idiot supposed Mac expert at Best Buy, (trust me when I tell you my cat is more of an expert than that punk thought he was.) He was a rude, dismissive little asshole and I will be emailing complaining.

On the other hand, the guy at the Apple Store was a real help and was the reason I found out, (with out a doubt) I couldn't do this with out doing it online.

20 miles there, 20 miles back, (4 buck a gallon gas and 4 bucks for the bridge toll) only to find out I should have stayed home and ordered online.

What a trip! Progress blows some times.

I've been gone but now I'm back





My middle iMac, (2004 model) went belly up suddenly last year and I was forced to use my 1st iMac, (1998 version) just wasn't hardly powerful enough to turn out my graphics and my blogs & websites suffered because of it, but, not any more!

My new iMac, (21.5 inch screen 3.06 GHz Intel Core i3) was delivered yesterday.

I am floating on a cloud, right this moment, you can believe it brudder'.

I am in the process of rounding up new graphic software so I can get my groove back and start designing TShirts & Fabric prints, I am also investing in a four color screen print press. I'm moving forwards in evolution, Baby!

The Lost Years.. My 40s



My life took a turn for the worse with an on the job injury at the age of 44. I had a minor sprain of the neck but because my employers refused to pay for any treatment I was forced to keep on working, (construction) and hope it healed it's self.. It didn't. I got to the point where I couldn't brush my own hair, couldn't raise my arm above my shoulder.

Now we throw in a little, shoddy, medical treatment in the form of epidural steroid injections to the base of my neck directly into my spine. It was shoddy on their part because they never asked my medical history and when I voiced my fear of the steroids I was threatened with the with holding of my L&I benefits. It turns out the steroids were rejected by my body which led to me contracting the disease, Osteonecrisis, (bone death.)

I had my hip amputated in 1999 because of the disease, (right total hip at age 47.) Next a knee operation and last a lifetime of chronic pain and depression. Not being a stranger to pain in my younger days I had no idea of the amount of pain that was waiting for me, later in life. I have daily pain that on most days can be called intense but on those special days when it is really, really bad there isn't a word to describe it. Sitting or laying doesn't really offer an relief. It is a female dog, let me tell you.

I've been in daily pain now for over 12 years,(1998) and I don't see any real relief in sight. I have a script for pain meds but they really only take the edge off and the fear of becoming an addict out weighs the pain.. So I don't take it every day.

The pain makes me a better artist.

Sleeping Through My Thirties..



My 30s were pretty dull. I didn't push the envelope one stinking time, (or at least nothing out of the ordinary.) I stopped hanging out with the dangerous crowd and just became a boring, **normal**, citizen for the next 10 years....

** Being normal isn't exactly the right word. I have never been normal, I have always marched to the beat of a different drummer, a fact of which, (I think) can be found in my graphics. Normal is boring. **

Surviving my 20s..



My brush with death, (one of them) was in 1978.. July 3rd, (my mothers birthday.) My cousin came by my house to show me his new Jeep. A CJ7 Renegade. Instead of a canvas top his had one made of aluminum, no roll bar. Shiny and fire engine red with tan leather seats and door panels. It was really sharp and he was very proud. He need to go to the next town, to do some business and asked me if I wanted to ride along.

I thought it a pretty good opportunity to shop for my mother a birthday present so I agreed to go. Little did I know Mr. Brink had hitched a ride that day.

Nice warm summer day and after his business we stopped at Bob's Bigboy for a couple of large sodas for the road. The highway back to town was at this time 4 lanes, two going each direction with a dirt median in between with an occasional stop light thrown in. As we were sitting in a long line of pre holiday traffic, (at a red light) this idiot, too much in a hurry, passed the line of cars, (us included) on the right hand shoulder of the road, (in the dirt.)

As he went by us my cousin just came unglued! I mean it made him rabid and he began cussing this person saying what a jackass he was and how he wasn't letting him get away with it so when the light turned green my cousin set about catching up to the offender. I'm thinking, "Ohh boy! A fist fight on my mother's birthday... she is going to be soooo pleased with us." If only it had just turned out to be a fist fight.

We finally caught up with the fellow as he was waiting in the turn lane at another traffic light and as we passed by my cousin leaned out his window and tossed his large cup of coke out the window splashing the contents across this guys window. Of course this enraged him, he pulled back into traffic and the chase was on. Suddenly we are racing down the highway, weaving in and out of semi-heavy traffic with this maniac hot on our bumper. Suddenly he pulls next to us, (my side of the car) and tosses a liter sized glass bottle, (back in those days sodas came in glass bottles) out his window and it hit the windshield in front of my face shattering it, and he pulled ahead.

If my cousin wasn't mad before he was completely crazy now... His brand new Jeep's window was shattered and he had the taste of blood lust in his heart.

Our speed reached 100 mph as we raced to catch up and when we did my cousin swerved his jeep, trying to hit the other guy's car which in turn caused the other guy to do the same. We raced along for at least a mile like this. Him swerving, us swerving back until he swerved the last time and managed to clip the front of the Jeep a glancing blow. At 100 mph it was enough. Suddenly we were sliding sideways, heading for the median. As the Jeeps wheels slid into the dirt the Jeep stood up on it's rear wheels and all I could see out the windshield was blue sky. I remember it like yesterday. My cousin said, "this is it.."

You know, you hear those stories about how time kind of goes into slow motion? This was exactly like that. I closed my eyes and felt the Jeep become air born and like a tilt a whirl, it spun around in the air.. Then we touched down and the noise was like a hundred freight trains sitting on my lap. I opened my eyes and I could see pieces of glass floating in the air.. everything in the Jeep was floating like it was weightless. Just as suddenly we were air born again, twisting around and around. I figured this was it. I was going to die on my mother's birthday and I closed my eyes again so as not to see my death.

Impact then total quiet.

I might mention at this point in the story.. neither my cousin or I were wearing our seat belts and I came to I was squatting over my cousins head. We were both in the back seat area of the Jeep. I looked into his eyes, and he into mine at which point he yelled something about smelling gas and we better get out. I stood straight up. Lucky for me the side windows were no longer there or I would have bashed my brains out on the glass. I stood up, looked around and realized we were in the middle of this cow pasture a good 200 feet from the freeway. These cars were all stopped and people were climbing the fence and running across the field towards us.

My cousin yells again about the gasoline so I put my hands on either side of the window frame and pushed my body up. I then realized the ring finger on my right hand was broken, the pain was intense, I lost my grip, dropped back down and my feet landed on my cousin's head. I jumped up again and by this time a fellow had climbed up onto the Jeep and helped me out and down to the ground. They pulled my cousin out through the back hatch.

We sat in the dirt, in the middle of this field full of cows looking at one another with the realization we were alive. Off in the distance I could hear the wail of the paramedics as they made their way through traffic on their way to take care of us.

I had a broken finger and a knot on my head. My cousin had some road rash on his back where he skidded along the pavement inside of the Jeep during one of our short touch downs during the flight of the Jeep. We were alive and we hadn't been wearing seat belts.

The cops came, asking for witness statements and then we learned how close we came to death, with the cops and everybody concerned wondering how in the hell we were still breathing at all. The story of our flight was thus: Witnesses saw us sliding sideways at a high rate of speed and in order to keep the carnage low, two people in two separate cars made a rolling slow down, keeping the other cars back out of harms way. The witnesses said our Jeep stood straight up on it's rear wheels where we slid along for about 50 feet until the Jeeps knobby tires dug into the dirt flipping us end over end , through the air completely over two lanes of traffic without touching the ground one time. Once we were over the roadway the Jeep touched down, skidding on it's side briefly then it got air born again, rolling over twice before coming to rest in the cow pasture.

Everybody who witnessed it thought we were dead and I will never forget the look on that one guys face when I popped my head up out of the wreckage and looked him in the eyes. It was like he was seeing a ghost, and maybe he was or at least should have been.

They helped us back over the fence and took us to the hospital where I called my wife.. She called my mother and pretty quick I was surrounded by angry females telling me and my cousin what total idiots they thought we were.

The person that clipped us and caused our near death? Well he did the right thing, (surprise.. surprise..) he stopped, waited for the cops and turned himself in. He was beside himself with grief thinking he had killed us sure. I remember how happy he was to see us climb that fence and realizing he hadn't killed us after all.

It was a birthday my mother never forgot, (me neither for that matter.)

Surviving Youth



September, 1965 I was thirteen years old and it was my first day of 7th grade. Whole new world for me compared to the little country grammar school I came to know and loath. All these different classes to go to.. All the different bells, locker combinations.. Buying a jock-strap and really not having a clue as to which leg goes where. New haircut and new clothes. Ready to go!

Math, history, gym, art, English and shop. Shop?? I hadn't a clue what shop was, Like... shop at the store? Didn't have a clue.

Metal shop, to be exact. I loved metal shop. There were all these tools and I was going to learn how to use them and I didn't even have to ask my dad if I could! " Neet-O!! " I made an ashtray out of a piece of copper, cut it into a crude circle and pounded it into an.. kinda, ashtray shape, filed it polished it... got an C, ( Crummy ) for it and I was soooo proud. Next we made a box outta' tin and used these big, awkward soldering irons, ( had to heat them with a blow-torch ) and solder all the seams. My box wasn't as nice as the ash-tray. It wasn't square for one thing, wouldn't sit flat on the table... Wobbled pretty good and the soldering job was..... rough, to say the least and it won me an, D ( for determined/no talent. )

Our next lesson was casting. There was a small metal smelter in the class room and much to my glee I found we were going to get to make stuff from molten metal, ( liquid fire.... my cup of tea!! ) Imagine my disappointment when I found out that there was noooo way, noooo how Mr. Sugiama was going to let us 13 year-old goofs anywhere near the smelter. Noooooo.... Only him and his assistant, ( a ninth-grader ) would be melting anything. " Bummer. " But, I watched how they did it veeery carefully and an nearly fatal idea was beginning in the old noodle, again.

I cast a neat skull in sand and Mr. Sugiama poured molten aluminum inside and after a 24 hour cooling period we cracked open the casts, sanded the seams and polished our skulls. Next I made a skull of brass.... got a C, ( Crummy ) for both and this just spurred my thoughts on. I wanted to maker my own smelter and melt my own metal. And so the weekend came.

Saturday morning I set about getting all the parts together for my home-made smelter.

1. One five-gallon steel bucket.
2. One full gallon, Coleman Fuel, ( white-gas. )
3. One pile of gravel, ( stones various sizes. )
4. One pile of sticks.
5. One book of stolen matches.
6. One very dim-witt.

Mom was down the hill shopping and dad was inside watching tvandcrapp and I was free to implement my plan. First, I put a layer of gravel on the bottom of the bucket. Then I piled a layer of sticks. Last, I poured some Coleman fuel on top. Then another layer of gravel, then sticks and last more fuel. I decided that I needed some bigger, fist sized stones in this mix and so I added a dozen fist sized stones, ( I thought that using the stones was a good idea because they would heat up hot and aid in the smelting. ) More sticks, more fuel and another layer of gravel, topped off with more fuel, ( had about half a can of fuel in that bucket. )

I snuck up-stairs and into the house just to make sure dad was occupied watching the tube, ( he was ) and back down to the driveway, I go ( or is that destiny? ) I pulled the matches out of my pocket and lit one............

I never heard the explosion. As soon as I lit the match the fumes, wafting up from the bucket ignited with a, WHOOOOOSH!!!! In a split-second I saw the fire-ball and managed to close my eyes. When I opened them a milly-second later I saw the bucket was gone and my face was hot! Just like a sunburn and my ears were just ringing and singing, I couldn't hear a thing. At this moment I noticed my dad coming down the stairs and running straight at me with the weirdest look in his eyes and I thought I was dead. I thought he was going to kill me for messing up his bucketandcrapp and I took off running. I knew I was dead when dad caught me, jumped on me and rode my body down to the ground and to make matters worse he was slapping my head with his handsandcrapp. Dad grabbed me by the belt and drug me over to the water faucet and proceeded to douse me with water and I'm thinking, " Holycrapp!! He's trying to drown me and I start to thrashing in earnest. " C'mon dad... I didn't know it was your favorite bucket..... Lemme' go... I won't touch your buckets again!! !! "

To make matters worse, mom came home in the middle of this and I can see her yelling at dad and I thought she had talked him out of drowning me. Mom then grabs me by the arm and hustles me inside and into the bathroom. My ears were still sounding like a zillion crickets and I couldn't hear a thing but judging from the look on her face my buttcheeks were fixing to get skinned. She grabbed the Bag Balm.. got a big handful and started smearing it on my head and face. I managed to pull away..... then I looked into the mirror....

My face was fire engine red. I had zero eye-lashes, eye-brows and my hair was shorter by a couple of inches. She then grabbed me by the arm and outside we go and I find dad in the car and off we go to the hospital. It turned out that was a veeeery lucky boy indeed... all the way around. When I lit that match the fumes exploded in a fireball. Had I not managed to close my eyes, ( the doctor later told me ) I would have lost my sight. When we got back home, ( and after they got the truth out of me ) dad and I went looking for that bucket and found it in the bushes about 25 yards from the house with it's seam just blown out... You could put your foot in the hole, and there wasn't a piece of wood, bit of gravel and not one of those rocks to be found anywhere. It seems that when I lit the match and set off the events... the vapor exploded, then the fuel in the bucket exploded and like Mt. St Helens, the rocks blew out the side of the bucket. Had they come straight up, ( like they should have ) I would have been headless.

I didn't get a whipping. I guess they figured it was lucky I was still with them and they didn't want to tempt faith, or something.

New Header, New Look, New Content..



New things are on the horizon... stay tuned. -Ric