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Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:01:52 PM

That's me up there!

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:05:14 PM

O! I see you!! )) Who do you do there?

Olitheonenextdoor Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:08:39 PM

Team GB is there too... smile

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:14:22 PM

I'm the US guy, and you're the GB one.

But who could RU be? It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, stuffed with a conundrum.

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:20:04 PM

O, I know who it is))) O, I know who it is But it realy mystery wrapped in a riddle, stuffed with a conundrum. ))))))

Olitheonenextdoor Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:27:11 PM

It's almost the start for a "Three guys walk into a bar" joke...

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:33:10 PM

Someone from GB, US, and RU walk into a bar...

I can clearly see a joke like that being told. It's within the realm of possibility.

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:37:40 PM

)) Ha ha! You, guys, so funny! And the truth! I don't know such jokes on English. Can you write me one for example?)

Olitheonenextdoor Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:47:48 PM

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into their beers. The Englishman says, "Barman, a fly just dove into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!"

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:01:25 PM

I've heard that before. It's still funny.

My barber has a thousand jokes, and tells me several whenever I go for a haircut. And never the same joke twice!

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:03:38 PM

))))

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:04:52 PM

I've got to admit, I've focused so much on one-liners that I don't really know any good bar jokes.

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:06:25 PM

2 Gyrobo
Cool! Maybe he have a book "5000 of jokes" in his toilet? rolleyes

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:08:34 PM

It's because everyone who comes in to get a haircut gives him a new joke. Let me see if I can remember the last story I told him...

Gyrobo Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:16:26 PM

So an executive starts off at a new company. It's his first day and there's a huge crisis he doesn't know how to solve. While looking through his desk, he comes across three envelopes, labeled:

"Open for 1st emergency"
"Open for 2nd emergency"
"Open for 3rd emergency"

Naturally, he opens the first envelope and reads the contents. "Blame your predecessor." He does, and eventually the company settles down and he can get to work.

Months later, another emergency crops up, and it doesn't look good. Remembering the envelopes, he rips open the second letter: "Form a committee." So he forms a committee. The problem isn't solved, but no one person is blamed.

Years later, a third crisis threatens to tear the company apart. This is one problem the executive has no idea how to solve. Without even hesitating, he goes right for the final envelope. He reads it quickly, then buries his head in his hands.

Written on the third letter are three simple words: "Prepare three envelopes."

::Some One::Sól Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:35:52 PM

up vitally!

sorinste-ven Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:26:42 AM

yeah, here i am up

pssst post this visitors counter in several places
on your "about" page too, it would record better !

::Some One::Sól Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:52:23 PM

I tried .. But I can't see it. In which line it can write?

sorinste-ven Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:07:00 PM

post them at
"About me" and/or "My work" exactly like you post on your blog !!
up up

::Some One::Sól Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:56:58 PM

nope... not see

sorinste-ven Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:23:25 AM

write here, at "edit my profile" something, like--->

"Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:...good ones.."

Then watch, do you see that, or you don't ?
...because you have written nothing ab you, may be that sector is a bit blocked up

sorinste-ven Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:24:55 AM

Then, after writing--> don't forget to SAVE the changes smile

::Some One::Sól Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:01:07 AM

I am doing everything correctly. But he does not want to show it .. Bad bad Profile!))

sorinste-ven Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:30:32 PM

[img=http://files.myopera.com/AOTEAROAnz/blog/Bj%C3%B8rvika_Oslo.jpg][/img]

this code gives you this image -->
http://files.myopera.com/AOTEAROAnz/blog/Bj%C3%B8rvika_Oslo.jpg -

copy this code at your "About me"
let see what happens up

::Some One::Sól Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:50:03 PM

Done! Nothing(((

sorinste-ven Thursday, August 27, 2009 4:16:22 PM

writew something at "About me" and "My work"...anything
ok ?
then we will try again. But first --> write something

::Some One::Sól Thursday, August 27, 2009 4:56:09 PM

I'm tired ... Nothing will get ..sad

sorinste-ven Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:18:36 PM

ok, you'll try tomorrow ...or another day smile

::Some One::Sól Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:32:24 PM

I'm doing everything right ... I don't know what is going on! I think it is simply discrimination from employees My.Opera. Just somebody jealous of my beautiful blog!

sorinste-ven Friday, August 28, 2009 4:46:49 AM

sad rolleyes you obviously make a mistake, somewhere

p

::Some One::Sól Friday, August 28, 2009 7:36:18 AM

Oh, ye?!! Well I can give you a password and you can do yourself!!irked

sorinste-ven Friday, August 28, 2009 10:04:43 AM

sad ..no need you have done it bigsmile yes

angel

Gyrobo Friday, August 28, 2009 5:02:51 PM

Congratulations! I've explained the same thing about inline images to at least one person in the last week. I completely forgot that BBCode had code elements!

::Some One::Sól Friday, August 28, 2009 6:54:29 PM

Oh, you did it !!!!! Bravo!

sorinste-ven Friday, August 28, 2009 8:01:36 PM

no, a BBCode doesn't work here Gyrobo smile

Gyrobo Friday, August 28, 2009 10:49:26 PM

The code My Opera uses is based on BBCode. The syntax and structure is almost identical.

sorinste-ven Monday, August 31, 2009 12:41:09 PM

almost, but not exactly ....that means it won't work here

Gyrobo Monday, August 31, 2009 1:42:29 PM

I know, I figured it out when the image tag didn't work as expected.

::Some One::Sól Monday, August 31, 2009 5:25:07 PM

sorinste-ven Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:26:29 AM

I'm not at all a specialist in codes, i just try, see what works, and modify if i can smile

Hey, very cute emoticons Sol bigsmile p

sorinste-ven Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:35:57 AM

mmmm Sol, if you want that visitors counter to show you as accurate as it can the visitors then --> post exactly the same one (copy the same code, exactly) and post it in several places on your blog.
This way the counters will synchronize (theoretically) and will add visitors of one page to those of other pages....they will show you the "real" nr of visitors !!
And they will show the same nr of visitors ! (probably)

::Some One::Sól Wednesday, September 2, 2009 4:07:44 AM

)) You're full of ideas)) Thanks for advice! But this counter is not so important to me. For me, it is important not quantity but quality! This is just a topic for conversation))

sorinste-ven Thursday, September 3, 2009 12:26:49 AM

sure, for me too, at the beginning
then i noticed that in a short time i have passed from 2-3 hundred total visitors to several thousands bigeyes knockout confused
...well, our blogs can be accessed by google search engine
So, if you have posted some title that has "naive" inside ...you will find lots of guys from around the world that will read (may be) your whole blog, though they just wanted, initially, to find some explanations ab the word "naive" bigsmile lol

::Some One::Sól Thursday, September 3, 2009 4:19:21 AM

Yes. I had a case)) When me accidentally found a man with whom we've lost communicate. He accidentally fell on my blog))

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