An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into their beers. The Englishman says, "Barman, a fly just dove into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!"
So an executive starts off at a new company. It's his first day and there's a huge crisis he doesn't know how to solve. While looking through his desk, he comes across three envelopes, labeled:
"Open for 1st emergency" "Open for 2nd emergency" "Open for 3rd emergency"
Naturally, he opens the first envelope and reads the contents. "Blame your predecessor." He does, and eventually the company settles down and he can get to work.
Months later, another emergency crops up, and it doesn't look good. Remembering the envelopes, he rips open the second letter: "Form a committee." So he forms a committee. The problem isn't solved, but no one person is blamed.
Years later, a third crisis threatens to tear the company apart. This is one problem the executive has no idea how to solve. Without even hesitating, he goes right for the final envelope. He reads it quickly, then buries his head in his hands.
Written on the third letter are three simple words: "Prepare three envelopes."
I'm doing everything right ... I don't know what is going on! I think it is simply discrimination from employees My.Opera. Just somebody jealous of my beautiful blog!
Congratulations! I've explained the same thing about inline images to at least one person in the last week. I completely forgot that BBCode had code elements!
sorinste-ven# Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:26:29 AM
I'm not at all a specialist in codes, i just try, see what works, and modify if i can
Hey, very cute emoticons Sol
sorinste-ven# Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:35:57 AM
mmmm Sol, if you want that visitors counter to show you as accurate as it can the visitors then --> post exactly the same one (copy the same code, exactly) and post it in several places on your blog. This way the counters will synchronize (theoretically) and will add visitors of one page to those of other pages....they will show you the "real" nr of visitors !! And they will show the same nr of visitors ! (probably)
)) You're full of ideas)) Thanks for advice! But this counter is not so important to me. For me, it is important not quantity but quality! This is just a topic for conversation))
sorinste-ven# Thursday, September 3, 2009 12:26:49 AM
sure, for me too, at the beginning then i noticed that in a short time i have passed from 2-3 hundred total visitors to several thousands ...well, our blogs can be accessed by google search engine So, if you have posted some title that has "naive" inside ...you will find lots of guys from around the world that will read (may be) your whole blog, though they just wanted, initially, to find some explanations ab the word "naive"
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:01:52 PM
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:05:14 PM
Olitheonenextdoor # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:08:39 PM
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:14:22 PM
But who could RU be? It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, stuffed with a conundrum.
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:20:04 PM
Olitheonenextdoor # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:27:11 PM
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:33:10 PM
I can clearly see a joke like that being told. It's within the realm of possibility.
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:37:40 PM
Olitheonenextdoor # Saturday, August 22, 2009 5:47:48 PM
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:01:25 PM
My barber has a thousand jokes, and tells me several whenever I go for a haircut. And never the same joke twice!
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:03:38 PM
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:04:52 PM
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:06:25 PM
Cool! Maybe he have a book "5000 of jokes" in his toilet?
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:08:34 PM
Gyrobo # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:16:26 PM
"Open for 1st emergency"
"Open for 2nd emergency"
"Open for 3rd emergency"
Naturally, he opens the first envelope and reads the contents. "Blame your predecessor." He does, and eventually the company settles down and he can get to work.
Months later, another emergency crops up, and it doesn't look good. Remembering the envelopes, he rips open the second letter: "Form a committee." So he forms a committee. The problem isn't solved, but no one person is blamed.
Years later, a third crisis threatens to tear the company apart. This is one problem the executive has no idea how to solve. Without even hesitating, he goes right for the final envelope. He reads it quickly, then buries his head in his hands.
Written on the third letter are three simple words: "Prepare three envelopes."
::Some One::Sól # Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:35:52 PM
sorinste-ven # Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:26:42 AM
on your "about" page too, it would record better !
::Some One::Sól # Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:52:23 PM
sorinste-ven # Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:07:00 PM
"About me" and/or "My work" exactly like you post on your blog !!
::Some One::Sól # Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:56:58 PM
sorinste-ven # Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:23:25 AM
"Fast facts
At the movies I like to see:...good ones.."
Then watch, do you see that, or you don't ?
...because you have written nothing ab you, may be that sector is a bit blocked
sorinste-ven # Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:24:55 AM
::Some One::Sól # Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:01:07 AM
sorinste-ven # Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:30:32 PM
this code gives you this image -->
http://files.myopera.com/AOTEAROAnz/blog/Bj%C3%B8rvika_Oslo.jpg -
copy this code at your "About me"
let see what happens
::Some One::Sól # Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:50:03 PM
sorinste-ven # Thursday, August 27, 2009 4:16:22 PM
ok ?
then we will try again. But first --> write something
::Some One::Sól # Thursday, August 27, 2009 4:56:09 PM
sorinste-ven # Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:18:36 PM
::Some One::Sól # Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:32:24 PM
sorinste-ven # Friday, August 28, 2009 4:46:49 AM
::Some One::Sól # Friday, August 28, 2009 7:36:18 AM
sorinste-ven # Friday, August 28, 2009 10:04:43 AM
Gyrobo # Friday, August 28, 2009 5:02:51 PM
::Some One::Sól # Friday, August 28, 2009 6:54:29 PM
sorinste-ven # Friday, August 28, 2009 8:01:36 PM
Gyrobo # Friday, August 28, 2009 10:49:26 PM
sorinste-ven # Monday, August 31, 2009 12:41:09 PM
Gyrobo # Monday, August 31, 2009 1:42:29 PM
::Some One::Sól # Monday, August 31, 2009 5:25:07 PM
sorinste-ven # Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:26:29 AM
Hey, very cute emoticons Sol
sorinste-ven # Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:35:57 AM
This way the counters will synchronize (theoretically) and will add visitors of one page to those of other pages....they will show you the "real" nr of visitors !!
And they will show the same nr of visitors ! (probably)
::Some One::Sól # Wednesday, September 2, 2009 4:07:44 AM
sorinste-ven # Thursday, September 3, 2009 12:26:49 AM
then i noticed that in a short time i have passed from 2-3 hundred total visitors to several thousands
...well, our blogs can be accessed by google search engine
So, if you have posted some title that has "naive" inside ...you will find lots of guys from around the world that will read (may be) your whole blog, though they just wanted, initially, to find some explanations ab the word "naive"
::Some One::Sól # Thursday, September 3, 2009 4:19:21 AM