Friday, August 20, 2010 8:22:28 AM
*Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam
nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm
nahi hoti,
Agar sath ho zindgi men
achche dosto ka,
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam
nahi hoti.
*Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab
ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na
mile, try karte raho har ek
ko.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 4:28:08 PM
*1>
Boy and Girl talk together
Boy :- Everything about you is
perfect - your lips, your
skin, your eyes, your body.
Perfect! You're lucky to be
born beautiful,not like me,
Girl :- thank's but why not like you ?
BOY :- because i am born to be a big
liar.
*2>Police arrestd a drunkard &
askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen
lecture on ill effcts of
drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at
midnite?
Man: My wife...
*3>
Law Professor: Which is the
most important LAW of
Finance for Starting a New
Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:19:39 AM
* Shanta & Banta go to m'ing-wak to railway station . They found two boom in railline . Brave santa take booms and go to police station .
Cower Banta :- santa gi , santa gi . . . . Agar jatea time pea ak boom fut geya tooOOoOOO.....
Smart Santa [thinking] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :- cholo koye bat nahi police ko kahuga ke humlogo ko ak boom mila thea.
*ak rat 2 chor [aak guru ak chela ] cori karna gaya .
Guru:-aj mea tumko chori kartea time pea kuch ho jaye to keya karna chahiya wo sikhauga .
Chela:-jyasa ?
Guru:-Dakh may keya karta hu.
[ Guru chor na apnea marji sa ak glass giraya ]
tannnnn...nnnn.nk
Garka malik [andar sae] :-who is their ?
Guru chor:-meeaaooo.....
Malik:- oh! Cat ! Hat hat .
Chela:- [ ab ak glass giraya ] taannnn.nnn...nk .
Malick phr sae :- hut-hat . Jaa-jhaaaa .
Chela:-ok mam . Billi ja raha hea . App so jiyea .
*
Ek conductor ki shadi ho
rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke
waqt uske pas akar baithi
to vo bola thoda pas ho k
baith, ek sawari or baith
sakti hai.
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