God, the raccoon, and the Tower of Babel.
Mankind got haughty and decided to build a tower to heaven. This made God grumpy, so he made everybody starting speaking different languages since nobody could understand either other, the work had to be abandoned.
"Man will never reach the stars," said God. "There will be misunderstanding and miscommunication forever."
A young raccoon happened by and said in raccon speak "Bollocks!"
"How dare you bollocks the word of the Lord (tm) I am infallible!"
"Bollocks!" said the young raccoon.
God was getting even more grumpy and said "Look, my word is law. If they understand each other, that will prove me wrong. Since all of existance depends on me being 100% right, if I´m wrong the whole workds of existence will vanish, along with myself."
"Isn´t somebody all full of himself."
Thousands of years later, the cultral barriers had been breached. People learned tolerance, and general understanding was reached. God, being obsolete vanished, but mankind not only survived but reached the stars.