My 0.02$ on life, love and friendship

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Why?

Sunday, 19. February 2006, 04:29:49

If life was meant to be good,
why are'nt we not good?
If life is meant to be joy,
why are we sad?
If life was meant to be fun,
why are we sulking?
if life was meant to be giving,
why are we taking?
If life was meant to be loving,
why are we disliking?
why oh why are we living that way?

-Vijaydev Yogendra

Life is complex.

Friday, 17. February 2006, 23:06:58

Life is complex. Simpler than it seems, yet harder than you would ever imagine. The reality bends and distorts, and it is never nor will ever be complete and definitive. The way you see the world, your perception, changes you and your reality.
Believe in people. Not because you know they're honest, nor because this has been proven to be right. Believe in people because it is something that is worth to believe.
Don't think much about the past, nor the future, focus in what is happening. You'll fall if you don't look forward.

-A. C. Gimael

Nah, this stuff isn't getting to me

Friday, 17. February 2006, 23:06:23

Nah, this stuff isn't getting to me â the shootings, the knifings, the beatings... old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks... Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs. Nobody... I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Detective Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

I sit and sight all pains..

Friday, 17. February 2006, 06:32:35

I sit and sight all pains of mankind that has been left for the futures
I hear the weeping sighs of forsaken innocents
I see up from the apple of my eye in depths of ones solitude, clueless, drowned on sorrow, wanting to breathe no more.
I see mislead youth trailing lies with pure deceit oppressed by society
I mark the status of greed, hate, envy, the jealousy of the human heart, attempted to fly, but struck with the absence of light.
I see the blood, the scars of war, the streams of tears, the lost ones.
I observe the domestic violators, the broken homes, guardians destroying seeds minds, polluting roots.
I observe the humiliation, the pain streaming down one's face, the pain being dealt with and walking off.
all these oppressed, degraded, lost, hopeless, broken hearts, still not finding their peace, lost in the absence, running into everything but justice. As I try to fill the world with lush, I am helpless, so i sit and keep observing from my window pane.

-DePriest

21 advices you should take

Thursday, 16. February 2006, 04:14:30

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnot for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

It is not the critic who counts

Wednesday, 15. February 2006, 10:01:28

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

-Theodore Roosevelt

Questions God wont ask you when you get to Heaven

Tuesday, 14. February 2006, 12:04:36

1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped clothe.
4. God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you gave some to help others.
5. God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.
6. God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.
7. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.
8. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.
9. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

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The worst feelings ::

Tuesday, 14. February 2006, 12:03:10

Being told that someone is better than you.
Knowing that you're being lied to.
Letting yourself be beat down.
Crying hard.
Losing someone close.
Watching yourself fade away.
Falling apart because you're alone.
Being alone because you're falling apart.
Hating yourself.
Not being good enough.
Being told that she's prettier.
Being mad at someone because you're mad at yourself.
Best friends falling apart.
Being on the sidelines.
Not being pretty enough.
Being told that you are fat.
Breaking up.
Falling out of love.
Being used.
Being made fun of.
Changing for someone else.
Realizing that he doesen't love you.
Falling asleep alone when he should be next to you.

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Wherever life takes you, big cities

Monday, 13. February 2006, 01:45:22

Wherever life takes you, big cities, small towns you will inevitably come across small minds. People who think they are better than you are. People who think that material things or being pretty or popular makes you a worthwhile human being. But none of these things matter unless you have a strength of character, integrity, sense of pride. And if you have these things, don't ever sell them. Don't ever sell out. So when you meet a person for the first time, please don't judge them by their station in life. Because who knows, that person just might end up being your best friend.
Dawson creek

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 12th february

Monday, 13. February 2006, 01:42:17

To-day is the pupil of yesterday.

Publilius Syrus

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country

Sir Henry Wotton

The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn't take.

Craig Volk

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.

Lee Iacocca

He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.

Danish Proverb

We walk by faith, not by sight.

Bible

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Samuel Goldwyn

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 11th february

Monday, 13. February 2006, 01:32:20

Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est

Sir Francis Bacon

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

H. L. Mencken

I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

Babe Ruth

One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.

Clifton Fadiman

Eloquence is in the assembly, not merely in the speaker.

William Pitt

It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.

Alfred North Whitehead

I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!

Jerry Van Amerongen

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 10th february

Saturday, 11. February 2006, 14:42:20

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

Thomas Fuller

People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things.

Erik Weihenmayer

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

Mark Twain

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

Abba Eban

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Paul Rudnick

Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.

R. W. Alger

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

Maybe I should have saved those left over dreams.

Friday, 10. February 2006, 11:54:12

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Maybe I should have saved those left over dreams.

Yes those dreams of the shining stars collecting,
Into one beautiful orbit in which a galaxy is born.

And maybe in that galaxy there is life,
Free from war and greed and strife.

And in the world a baby comes into it,
Claiming its right to live and breathe by living to now!

In the present, your are either living or already dieing,
For not all of us are dieing every moment, but soaring.

And that one life is just one of the entire universe of which it doesn't understand.
But maybe one day, it will realize what's there in front of it's

And that's just a glimpse of what I see,
Every time I look into your eyes

Now look into mine

Dylan Patrick O'Leary

When your mind says you shouldn't,

Friday, 10. February 2006, 11:52:57

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When your mind says you shouldn't,
You heart says who couldn't?

When the mind says think about it,
The heart says I'm a-shake just for it.

When the mind says no,
the heart says go.

These two giants clash like gods,
Making life what it is at odds.

The mind the brain, its all in control,
Until someone comes in and busts up its role.

Your heart, the nerve, the feeling of the part,
When she goes for this now its the culinary art.

She tears you and smears you up and down the wall,
Until now you know you have no feeling at all.

Right when she hits that spot, you calm and subdue,
'Cut off my arms, I'll still find a way to hold you.'

We think this way just like night and day,
But your mind and heart together will find a way..

Dylan Patrick O'Leary

They asked me if I kissed you.

Friday, 10. February 2006, 11:51:53

They asked me if I kissed you.
I told them yes.
They asked if I regretted it.
I told them no.
They asked me if I regretted falling for you.
I told them no.
They asked me how I could have ever liked you.

I replied:

I don't regret any of my feelings or things I did with him, because when I look at him I see something different than what everyone else can see. When I'm with him, I feel a feeling that no one or being anywhere else can give me. When I kissed him, my world around me melted. When he held me in his arms and rested his head on mine, I forgot everything but my world that was holding me. Even though all of you may see something in him that is so horrible, all I see is all the positive, and special moments that he ever shared with me...
The only thing that I regret is listening to everyone else, because if I had listened to my heart, I would still have him by my side. He would still be just a phone call away. But now, he's just a phone call away for someone else...
Taylor Stevens

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 9th february

Friday, 10. February 2006, 11:50:38

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Absent in body, but present in spirit.

Bible

He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.

Pierre Corneille

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.

Lord Macaulay

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Jeff Valdez

Repetition is the death of art.

Robin Green

I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.

A. F. Shaw

Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.

Anne Rice

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?

Thursday, 9. February 2006, 13:29:46

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else--
That's the lie you keeping telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretned that you don't care.
It's "not right" for you two to be.
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend?
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you can never show.
Perhaps it's "wrong" for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

-Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Men are like

Thursday, 9. February 2006, 13:28:26

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like . Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how ma ny inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 8th february

Thursday, 9. February 2006, 13:27:33

One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil.

Nietzsche

There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed.

Samuel Johnson

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.

Wernher von Braun

I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.

Janet Sorensen

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Evelyn Waugh

When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Liz Winston

To revive sorrow is cruel.

Sophocles

Sifting through the memories

Wednesday, 8. February 2006, 16:43:49

Sifting through the memories
of a life I lived before
remembering all the sorrow
the lives I took and more

So many sleepless nights
trying to make it one more day
for God, Country, and Freedom
an honored price to pay

Vapor trails from the muzzle
brain matter on a wall
the power to stop ones heart
only God should make that call

600 meters away
with every exhale, I see your breath
I whispered "breathe deeply now"
its your last one before your death
Daniel J. Pippin

I've placed my life in your hands

Wednesday, 8. February 2006, 16:43:13