Friday, 3. March 2006, 12:29:47
fun, story
"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
Friday, 3. March 2006, 12:27:11
fun, story
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at nasa though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut
however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned armstrong as to what the "good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.
Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.
His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows.
His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.
"Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
True story.
Thursday, 2. March 2006, 11:44:29
quote, story
He came over to her house. They went to her room, and he hoped she felt for him, what he felt for her. Pure love! But they were ust friends. Not more. While they were talking in her room, he saw her diary on her desk. We wondered what it said...? Then he got an opportunity to look in it. She had to go to the toilet. He looked and read fast through the last pages:
"I don't know what I should do with him. I can't tell him how I feel about him cuz he would get mad. And i know he has better friends then me. And nicer girls. I hate him so much. What am I supposed to do? How should I tel him what I feel for him? That is just impossible. He is impossible. He's not for me. I'm clueless. How do I forget about him? I..."
He had to stop reading cuz she came back. He felt sick. She hated him? His love hated him...that wasn't possible!! His whole world just had turned upside down. He told her: "I feel really sick...I have to go now!" He ran to the door, and opened it as fast as he could. He went out of the house, onto his bike, fast back home.
The next two weeks he didn't talk to her. She couldn't understand why. She let another week withour communication pass...then she went up to him and asked him: "WHat the hell is wrong with you? Why did you suddenly start ignoring me? I thought we were best friends...? What is wrong with you?"
He just coldly replied: "AS if you wouldn't know..."
She said: "No I don't, either u tell me, or I hv to get along with the thought that u actually don't have a reason!"
He took her aside. "Remember when I was in your room? When you went to the toilet I read your diary...not being friends with e is what you wanted. It said: How can I tell him what I feel about him? I hate him so much!"
She started smiling. She gave him her diary. "Now read it again. And this time...read to the end!"
He opened her dairy and read the whole entry:
I don't know what I should do with him. I can't tell him how I feel about him cuz he would get mad. And i know he has better friends then me. And nicer girls. I hate him so much. What am I supposed to do? How should I tel him what I feel for him? That is just impossible. He is impossible. He's not for me. I'm clueless. How do I forget about him? I have no clue if he feels the same for me. Loving him hurts so much that I want to hate him with all my heart. But I can't...I love him. More then I love anyone else...which makes me hate him too...I don't know what to do...its getting late, and I'm not getting enough sleep...so I'll stop here now...Good night, Diary!"
His eyes filled with tears. He grabbed this girl, and kissed he softly on her lips. Finally they found to each other...
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