Wednesday, 12. April 2006, 18:49:04
life, women
10) Do you have this in pink?
9) Does this make me look fat?
8) Do my nipples show?
7) Whats with the noise? Im tryin to get my beauty sleep?
6) Oh no I shot somebody
5) Do you people know blood stains?
4) You got me this in a size 4? Do I look fat to you?
3) Does this make my butt look big
2) I have to pee and I dont wipe with leaves
1) Do you have this in size zero?
Wednesday, 12. April 2006, 18:48:19
life, women
1.You CAN resist peer pressure. I said 'no' to smoking drugs. So nobody can force you. It disgusted me too as I had this choice when I was actually inside school grounds. If people hate you for sticking to your decision they are not your friend.
2.The teacher is not nasty. Well if you taught hundreds of pupils, marked tons of work up to 1 in the morning and had to control 30 screaming kids wouldn't you shout sometimes. They don't set out to pick on you either they need everyone to hold it together for the sake of your education.
3.Skipping classes is not smart, nor fun. Just think of the detentions and extra homework you gain from doing so. Stay in school I know people who learned the hard way and they will regret it for the rest of their life.
4.Being someone you're not gets yourself temporary friends. To think you only are liked by the popular girls because you pick on your ex best friend. Do you want to have no security, fake friends cannot be trusted and they are waiting for the right moment to destroy you.
5.Work as hard as you can in lessons, yeah distractions are there all the time. As you've heard before crushes on the guy next to you, on the teacher or a celebrity stuck to the cover of your book, can stop you completely from doing a task. There are relevant times for boys and class is not it. Grades are for life and guys are only temporary.
6.Be as individual as possible. People especially guys will respect you for it. If you are a SHEEP and you have the same coat, bag, hair and opinions as the rest of your girl friends then you're not being true to yourself. Just think you have to step out into the real world someday on your own.
7.Organisation. Yes it's a hard thing for most teens, being spontaneous is not always the best way to go about it. You need to plan things and follow routines it is an important thing needed for work. Be organised and well thought out so you can manage time to fit that date in with that homework.
8.Friends are there for you. Blah, blah suppose you've heard all fifty thousand cliches but they are true. Your friends are there to help you through school life. Without them it is not possible to survive. You need a stable set of friends to keep yourself happy and enjoy your life. What would you do at break times without your group of girls having a laugh?
9.Do not whatsoever do anything with a guy if you are not 100 percent ready to do so. If a guy forces you its rape. If you are under the age of consent it is illegal. What would a 25 year old guy want a 14 year old girl? Oh yeah he can convince her he loves her and then have his way with her. A tart reputation in school is the hardest thing to shake off. Even if you do it once and a whole load of rumours go round about you then it gives out the wrong impression totally. Do it with your boyfriend but wait until you're ready. People have their ways of stabbing you in the back and this is the most common. And use protection a pregnancy can ruin your school life completely.
10.Listen to advice because the teacher was your age once and they are human after all so they are there to lend a hand. Never let anyone put you down, work hard and try not to make too many mistakes. People do care so if you're feeling upset you're not alone. Nobody is perfect either and good things come with the bad.
Wednesday, 12. April 2006, 18:45:20
life, women
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
WIDGETIZE