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My 0.02$ on life, love and friendship

Collected and published daily by Ivan Minic

Men are like

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1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like . Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how ma ny inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Quotes of the day behind us ~ 8th februaryDid you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?

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Anonymous writes:

hey hey hey thats not nice guys are smart i mean i'm a guy and i know 2+2=uhhhh 5 ha see i am smart ok so i am kidding guys arnt dumb they are how you came to be...think about that one

By anonymous user, # 18. March 2006, 04:40:00

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