How to be annoying
Wednesday, 5. April 2006, 12:16:41
1)Reply to everything someone says with "thats what you think"
2)Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
3)Sing along at the opera
4)finish all your sentences with "accordance to prophesy"
5)Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more.
6)Never make eye contact
7)Meow occasionally
8)Walk around with a cooler that say "human head" on the side
9)In a lift, draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passeners that this is your "personal space."
10)Announce in a crowded place, in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
11)Staple papers in the middle of the page.
12)Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
13)Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
14)Steal a large quantity of traffic cones and re-route entire streets.
15)Write "X - Buried treasure" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
16)Ask people what gender they are.
2)Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
3)Sing along at the opera
4)finish all your sentences with "accordance to prophesy"
5)Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more.
6)Never make eye contact
7)Meow occasionally
8)Walk around with a cooler that say "human head" on the side
9)In a lift, draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passeners that this is your "personal space."
10)Announce in a crowded place, in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
11)Staple papers in the middle of the page.
12)Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
13)Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
14)Steal a large quantity of traffic cones and re-route entire streets.
15)Write "X - Buried treasure" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
16)Ask people what gender they are.
WIDGETIZE
Anonymous # 5. April 2006, 17:56
That's not fair. How am I supposed to silently browse the web at work when subjected to posts like this. Oh, the tears. The tears.
makeqfit # 6. April 2006, 01:17
jonimueller # 6. April 2006, 03:49
{{snort}}
Anonymous # 23. April 2006, 03:40
spamming your site on a good one is annoying to right?
http://tollfreedom.blogspot.com/
and then you haven't met my mother in law yet. that would make it nr .19
raydelleh # 10. October 2009, 21:12