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10 reasons why women dont go to war ol

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10) Do you have this in pink?
9) Does this make me look fat?
8) Do my nipples show?
7) Whats with the noise? Im tryin to get my beauty sleep?
6) Oh no I shot somebody
5) Do you people know blood stains?
4) You got me this in a size 4? Do I look fat to you?
3) Does this make my butt look big
2) I have to pee and I dont wipe with leaves
1) Do you have this in size zero?

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These are really cool!!!!

By Fantjedus, # 12. April 2006, 19:49:37

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In regards to #2, It would take a regular convoy of vehicles round tripping to the front lines to keep the women combatants supplied with T.P.

If they were not well supplied with this and other items mentioned, I would not want to be fighting next to them or I would hate to be the enemy.

Nothing worse than a bunch of pissed off women.....:D

By devans186, # 13. April 2006, 14:50:37

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:D

By Ramunas, # 13. April 2006, 21:23:11

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mainly we get, like, so grouchy if we don't get our 'beauty' sleep.

By angel292005, # 25. May 2006, 03:04:34

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did i write that?? what the hell was i thinking?? geez

By angel292005, # 17. August 2006, 15:05:52

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ok here's my reason's girls should go to war and the men should stay at home. #1 we always clean up our mess
#2 instead of bombed out building we would start our own reality
show of " how to fix up a bombed out building in 3 days"
#3 Pink is a totally HOT color this season. I mean really nothing
says "Hey put your hands up" then a nice pink gun with a matching pink holster.
#4 And really now lets be honest who's gonna want to go to war and shot guns and bomb the hell out of each other. Us girls know how to settle arguments... Jello wrestling.. It's cheaper then guns and far less bloody

By lissa_karen, # 27. August 2006, 20:47:11

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Hilarious lissa!

By manogamez, # 9. October 2006, 20:43:28

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haha great one :up:

By pfelelep, # 1. July 2007, 05:52:34

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