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Tuesday, 15. November 2005, 17:38:04
- For Sale By Owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows *!%# ...... everything!
- Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel & 1/2 Sneak Neighbor's Dog
- Bill's Septic Cleaning. We haul American made products!
- 1 man/7 women hot tub - $850/offer
- Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
- Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
- Free puppies. Part German Shepherd/part stupid dog.
- 83 Toyota Hunchback $2000
- Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, Auto, Exc.Cond $6,800
- Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new, slight urine smell.
- Free - 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 BR 2 Bath Home
- For Sale: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) - $50
- Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubbie
- Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 yrs. old. Unpleasant little dog.
- Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300
- Hummels. Largest selection ever. If it's in stock, we have it!
- Harrisburg postal employees gun club
- Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb.
- Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once - slightly stained
- Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
- Exercise equipment: queen size mattress and box springs - $175
- Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's mad of 100% Italian leather
- Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
- Lawyer says client is not that guilty
- Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.
- Ground Beast: 99 cents lb.
- Open House. Body Shapers Toning Salon - Free Coffee and Donuts
- Fully cooked boneless smoked man -$2.09 lb.
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