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Top 10 reasons to date a dancer

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1. We can do it in many positions
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We're used to performing in very little clothing
5. Underwear doesn't get in the way because we don't wear any
6. Straddling is our natural position
7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty
9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look
10. And of course Flexibility imagine the possibilities

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Anonymous Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:30:26 AM

Anonymous writes: fsbgfdfbf

Anonymous Friday, February 10, 2006 10:43:26 PM

Anonymous writes: hahahha lmao tru dat

Anonymous Sunday, February 19, 2006 7:04:51 AM

Jessy writes: Lame.. i have hurd better!

Anonymous Saturday, February 25, 2006 9:53:57 PM

All_Knight writes: So true

rogerleos Tuesday, February 28, 2006 6:43:34 PM

good reasons, Ivan

Anonymous Wednesday, March 1, 2006 12:04:58 AM

Anonymous writes: ohh so flippin true. dancer for life

Anonymous Thursday, March 9, 2006 7:02:54 AM

Anonymous writes: ma gurl is a dancer and its all true baby

Jocasta DancerHotStuff Wednesday, October 20, 2010 3:01:54 PM

I'm a dedicated dancer. lmao this is like really true. especially #9 lol

Henrik from Tights and TiarasTightsandtiaras Sunday, May 8, 2011 8:20:17 AM

As a professional dancer, I find these lists kind of silly. Not that there isn't some truth in them, but there are so many better reasons to date a dancer than the "we are so flexible" line. I've written a post on 5 real reasons to date a dancer on my blog on ballet, Tights and Tiaras.com- you might want to check it out:

http://www.tightsandtiaras.com/2011/05/reasons-to-date-dancer/

cheers,
Henrik from Tights and Tiaras

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