Field of vision

Right, if you're still reading, you are presumably willing to engage with this subject, so big points to you.

I read many years ago that here in the UK, the majority of people fold their toilet paper when wiping. In the USA, apparently the most common method is "scrunching". I'm definitely a folder and in fact can't even imagine how scrunching might work - seems guaranteed to be messy.

Recently the manufacturer Andrex began an advertising campaign asking whether the viewer is a folder or scruncher, so perhaps things are changing. Certainly it seems like the topic is less of a taboo.

I would like to pose two questions to you.

1. Have you ever done a poo in the toilets at work? Pretty sure I haven't.
2. For men only: when peeing into a standard sit-down toilet bowl (rather than a urinal), where do you aim? My father goes noisily for the water at the bottom, while I try to quietly find a low-splash angle in off the porcelain.

Thanks!

I've mentioned the office radio before. Bad music, on repeat, all damn day.

One recent song, which I've only just identified (because normally I don't care) turns out to be "Sweet Nothing" by Calvin Harris featuring Florence Welch.

Actually a pretty enjoyable tune, but can't make out many of the words. I didn't know the title of the song until I looked it up, but the reason I did was because I had been baffled for weeks about why she was singing "I'm living on sexy therapy"...

Seems to me that the actual lyrics don't quite scan and my misheard ones are better. You listenin' Calvin?