Shelly

Sex: Female
Country: Australia
Occupation: Robbin from the rich and givin it to...me
Member since: Sep 2008
Forum posts: 11
Login status: Offline

About me

About me! Well i rock i love me and did i mention i love me?

My work

Im a female version of robinhood i steal from the rich and give to me! I mean come on like he shared all his riches with anyone he couldnt even buy the priest dude a new robe ffs

Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:Girls kissin
Last movie seen:Lil mermaid... id so do ariel the crab aint half bad either
Music I listen to:I dont listen to music it listens to me!
Best album right now:Ang jole her bum is hawt! Oh u meant AL- bum oops my bad
Favorite author:The dude who wrote the bible... Only a brilliant author could fool ppl into believin ppl can walk on water and part the sea
Last book read:The last book i read was blue
Best game right now:10 ways to fool desperate dudes online
I'm passionate about:Tryin to stay awake with the use of crack
I wish I could:Eat myself out
Favorite travel destination:The travel home from work!
On my vacation I..:Always catch an std
If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Buy superman loose fittin tights
If I were a super hero I would:Get a dick job to full my loose fittin tights
I don't like:The wart on my ass
Software I use:Push up bra
Hardware I use:Oh thats a bit personal dont ya think

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yunusali
2009-07-20 17:51:13

Hi.how.are.you.would.you.like.to.friendship.with.me.
Shelly
2009-07-19 23:45:28

ooo yes i am back once again .... much love 2 the ppls that have added me and to those who didnt ...ill get u my pretties muhahahhah
Shelly
2009-04-16 00:18:24

so ...to the asian flasher lady with the big tits...i am going to kick myself in the head till i bleed just for u :P all my love shellygurl XD
Shelly
2009-04-16 00:16:47

of fries... i dont mean to dis u but pl put them nasty freaks of nature away ...before they bite sumone ...and leave it to the australian and US women to flash there glorious puppys ...
Shelly
2009-04-16 00:14:12

i didnt say wow or thats cute or blah i stood up and ran to the toilet and vomittes my ass off!!! it was disgusting ... u know lady with the big tits asians are better slim flat chested and petite! u looked like an oversized big mac with a double serve ..
Shelly
2009-04-16 00:12:34

you know i often look thru the pictures on Opera and think awwww how cute or how pretty or aww thats amazing!!well today as i looked thru the photos looking for sumthing to masturbate too i seen a picture of an asian lady with the biggest tits i ever seen