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One dude in a computer store:
-Do you have color monitors?
-Yes, of course!
-Please, show me the red one.

Russian anecdote, Translated by me

A programmer works in a software-development company. One day he did'nt come to work. The next day too. His colleagues called his phone, but nobody answers. They started to worry about him and decided to visit him.
So, they found him in the bath, wet and blue because of cold, half-dead, holding an emty bottle from shampoo and reading the label of it.
It says: "Apply a small amount to wet hair, massage it through, rinse out thoroughly. Repeat."

Should I translate another one?

1.To find a woman you need time and money. Therefore:
Woman = Time*Money
2.“Time is Money”, so:
Time = Money
3.Therefore
Woman = Money*Money
Woman = (Money)2
4.Money is the root of all problems, so:
Money = √Problems
5.Therefore
Woman =(√Problems)2
So:

Woman = Problems

(That is not mine, original is unknown)

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