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Stuck programmer

Thursday, July 27, 2006 2:26:29 PM

Russian anecdote, Translated by me

A programmer works in a software-development company. One day he did'nt come to work. The next day too. His colleagues called his phone, but nobody answers. They started to worry about him and decided to visit him.
So, they found him in the bath, wet and blue because of cold, half-dead, holding an emty bottle from shampoo and reading the label of it.
It says: "Apply a small amount to wet hair, massage it through, rinse out thoroughly. Repeat."

Should I translate another one?

Testing MMS bloggingOkay, one more anecdote.

Comments

Dan Alexandrudantesoft # Thursday, July 27, 2006 3:06:12 PM

A programmer goes to another to borrow some money.
- How much do you need ?
- 500 dollars.
- You know what, let's make it a round 512.

Dan Alexandrudantesoft # Thursday, July 27, 2006 3:14:10 PM

A programmer's wife tells him "Go to the store to get salami. If they have eggs, buy 10".
He goes and asks:
- Do you have eggs ?
- Yes.
- Then give me 10 salamis.

Dan Alexandrudantesoft # Thursday, July 27, 2006 3:23:39 PM

A gamer dies and goes to hell. One week later, Satan calls God:
- What kind of lunatic did you send me ? He destroyed all the cauldrons, slayed all the demons, and now he's running all over the place screaming "Where's the exit to level 2 ?!".

Dan Alexandrudantesoft # Thursday, July 27, 2006 3:42:54 PM

A programmer is riding a train and hears: < td >< /td > < td >< /td > ...