Siyi umar

In 2011, GMB (Gen Muhd
Buhari) is not alone. He's
supported by a team of
volunteers online and
offline who never
voted for him before.
We didn't vote for him,
because we didn't
know. We didn't know
that he supervised and
birth our only exis...ting
refineries. We didn't
know that what he did
in road construction
while in the PTF hasn't
been matched by 12yrs
of the PDP, even though
some claimed they were
lopsided. We didn't
know that in his time as
head of state he
reduced inflation from
23% to 4%, by fiscal
discipline and a
homegrown economic
team (not achieved
under any other era,
even military). We didn't
know that there was no
religious crisis while he
led.We didn't know that
JJ Rawlings of Ghana
took over 2yrs before
him, and killed all the
corrupt leaders, while
GMB merely gave his
own, long-term jail
sentences. We didn't
know that the hospitals
and universities around
the country never
witnessed as much
benefits they got from
the PTF from any
government after or
before his time. We did
not know, that this man
despite serving in
senior capacity in the oil
sector, has no petrol
station, much less a rig,
refinery or an oil block
like so many of our
leaders. We never voted
him, because we did not
know.But now we
know... We know that
he has follower ship in
the north that money
can't buy. We know
that those who follow
him are poor, and
follow him out of hope
and belief in his values. I
have met old men who
know him, who have
said... "All I need from
Buhari is his word, I can
take it to the bank".
Now we know that
here is someone that
has been in everything
to make him an IBB or
Danjuma, but didn't take
that road. We feared he
was an Islamic
fundamentalist, but he
challenged us to provide
any human being who
can point at anything
he did to show that. His
driver of 10 years is a
Christian. Now we
know, that it's about
the values... The only
former head of state
that does not own a
house in Abuja. This is
worthy of note, if you
have been informed,
encourage someone
today! VOTE BUHARI/
BAKARE 2011.

Shakira Mebarak (full name:
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll) was
born February 9, 1977, in
Barranquilla, Colombia, into a
poor family. Her mother was a
native Colombian and her father
was of Lebanese descent, and
so as a child Shakira soaked up
music from both cultures; she
also listened heavily to English-
language rock & roll, listing her
favorite bands in later interviews
as Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the
Police, the Cure, and Nirvana.
Shakira wrote her first song at
age eight, began entering (and
winning) talent competitions at
age ten, and started learning the
guitar at age 11; one story runs
that around this age, she was
kicked out of her school choir
for singing too forcefully. In
1990, at age 13, Shakira moved
to Bogotá in hopes of pursuing a
modeling career, but wound up
signing a record deal with Sony's
Colombian division instead. Her
1991 debut album, Magia (Magic),
was comprised of songs she'd
written over the past five or six
years, including some of her
earliest efforts. Although it didn't
break internationally, the record
started to make a name for her
in her home country. Dissatisfied
with the pop inclinations of the
follow-up, 1993's Peligro (Danger),
Shakira changed direction for a
time, joining the cast of the
Colombian soap opera El Oasis in
1994.
When Shakira returned to
recording in 1995, she asserted
more control over the direction
of her music, and worked more
rock & roll rhythms -- as well as
occasional Arabic tinges -- into
her Latin pop material. The first
results were Pies Descalzos
(Bare Feet), which was initially
released in 1995; a slow seller at
first, the album gradually caught
on thanks to the rock-tinged
single "Estoy Aqui," which
became a hit all over Latin
America, as well as Spain. After
that breakthrough, Pies
Descalzos just kept spinning off
singles: "Dónde Estás Corazón?,"
"Antología," "Pienso en Ti," "Un
Poco de Amor," "Se Quiere, Se
Mata." The album hit number one
in eight different countries and
eventually went platinum in the
U.S. as well; Shakira toured for
nearly two years promoting it
(she finally left El Oasis in 1997).
Seeking to build on her success,
Shakira signed Emilio Estefan --
Gloria's husband and a highly
successful music-biz insider --
as her manager and producer.
The move paid off when her
follow-up album, 1998's Dónde
Están los Ladrones? (Where Are
the Thieves?), became an even
bigger worldwide hit than its
predecessor. What was more, it
cracked the lucrative U.S.
market wide open, spending 11
weeks at number one on
Billboard's Latin album chart and
producing two U.S. number ones
(on the Latin chart) with "Ciega,
Sordomuda" and "Tu." The
album's signature track,
however, was the worldwide hit
"Ojos Así," her most explicit nod
yet to the Arabic music she'd
picked up from her father (not
to mention its latent belly-
dancing connotations). Dónde
Están los Ladrones? was also
the most effective presentation
yet of Shakira's strong-willed
persona; her self-analysis made
her even more popular among
female fans, while her anger
over love gone wrong drew
comparisons to Alanis
Morissette.
When Gloria Estefan offered to
translate "Ojos Así" into English,
the prospect of a crossover
suddenly seemed tangible, and
Shakira decided that the most
effective way to maintain
control over her material was to
learn English well enough to write
in it herself. In the meantime,
she set the stage for her
crossover bid with a
performance on MTV Unplugged;
the channel's first Spanish-
language broadcast. MTV
Unplugged was released as an
album in early 2000, and topped
the Latin charts for two weeks
on its way to becoming her third
straight platinum album; it also
won a Grammy for Best Latin
Pop Album. At the inaugural Latin
Grammy Awards ceremony in
2000, Shakira delivered a much-
discussed, show-stopping
performance of "Ojos Así," and
took home Unplugged-related
trophies for Best Female Pop
Vocal ("Ojos Así") and Best
Female Rock Vocal ("Octavo Dia").
Mainstream pop stardom
beckoned. Shakira dyed her long
brown hair blonde, romanced
Antonio de la Rua (son of the
former president of Argentina),
and went to work on her first
(mostly) English-language album,
Laundry Service. The single/video
"Whenever, Wherever" was
released in advance of the album
in late 2001, and made her a star
in the English-speaking world
almost overnight. Laundry
Service entered the American
pop charts at number three, and
"Whenever, Wherever" climbed
into the Top Ten of the singles
chart, peaking at number six.
The follow-up "Underneath Your
Clothes" also hit the Top Ten,
halting at number nine; less than
a year after its release, Laundry
Service had gone triple platinum.
Reviews of Laundry Service were
divided as to the effectiveness
of Shakira's English lyrics, but
nearly all agreed on her unique
poetic imagery. ~ Steve Huey, All
Music Guide

read on the newspaper that
sending text messages causes a
radiation that is cancerous.
That's why I have decided to stop
- to stop reading newspapers.
Why do I miss you? Because you
make me smile. You are so kind.
You are so sweet. You are very
funny. And most of all, because
you are not texting me any
more. That's why.
When you are in love, you wish
you were married. When you are
married, you wish you were in
love.
The rain makes all things
beautiful, the grass and flowers
too. But if rain really makes all
things beautiful, why doesn't it
rain on you?
Whenever I hear people say
something bad about you, like
when they say that you are not
cute enough, I would always
come to your defense and say
"She's trying to be one naman
a!"
I hate blackout. Never mind the
aircon, never mind TV and
stereo, never mind the internet.
But if I could not recharge my
cell phone so I could keep texting,
that's another point. I hate
blackout.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel
like holding my cheek. She always
slaps me on the face.
The only people whom I greet
"Good morning" are those who
are smart, cute and malakas
ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan?
E di good afternoon na lang
sayo!
"Learn to appreciate art," I told
my girlfriend. She said, "How
could I appreciate you, then?"
You've got sex appeal, you've got
style, you've got intelligence, and
you've got class. You've got the
face and you've got the body but
I've got the wrong number…
Sorry ha, mali pala!
We hate others for imitating us.
We are irritated by their
attitude.
Kung akala mo importante ka sa
akin, kung akala mo may tiwala
ako sayo, kung akalamo
namimiss kita at kung akala mo
friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
I'm sure you were born in this
world as a cute baby. Now that
you're a grownup, I have one
question..... What happened?
Someday you may lose your hair,
you may lose your teeth, your
money and even lose your mind.
But one thing you will never lose -
your good looks, coz you can
never lose what you don't have!
I had a dream about you. Nasa
heaven daw tayo with two
angels. Your angel is cute but
mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked
why cute ang angel mo. They
said: "Balance of nature".
Why do we sleep? Because we
need to take a break from
texting. Have a nice dream while
texting.
How can you know if a person is
cute? First, he or she has a poor
memory. Second - umn … I
forgot na!
Our friendship means a lot to
me, that if we were the last
people on a sinking ship and
there's only one life vest,
I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss
you for sure!
Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis
ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute
daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya,
Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis
ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
Reporter: How does it feel to
become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not
a billionaire.
I've just heard a funny joke. I
can't stop laughing. Hahahaha!
Want to hear it. Biruin
more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
While walking down the street, I
heard an old man say "I've been
in love with the same woman for
almost 50 years now." I was
touched until I heard him say "I
wish she knew."
Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi
pwedeng magpacute and pangit.
2. Pwedeng single ang married 3.
Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa
text bistado ang kuripot.
Smile is the secret to stay young
and cute. Naks, bakit ka
nakangiti?
What is the difference between
cute and feeling cute? Cute is
the one who sent this and feeling
cute is the one reading this.
He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para
ikaw naman ang cute!
I may not be your PEPSI choice of
the new generation; I may not be
your COKE, only the real thing; or
your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can
be your REXONA I won't let you
down.
I'm thinking u. I want to be with u.
I am longing for u. I have a crush
on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I
love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang
letter u?
If you are alone, I'll be your
shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be
your shoulder. If you want a hug,
I'll be your pillow. If you need to be
happy, I'll be your smile. If you
need money, wait for your
salary.
No matter how sad, no matter
how sick, I feel better just
thinking of you... But I'm happier
each time I send you a message
'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
If they say "Good looks could kill",
then please don't look at me! I
don't wanna see you die!
Anong animal ang hindi sigurado?
Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang
pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman
and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang
laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano
naman ang pangit? E di COW!
I sent an angel to watch over you
last night while you were
sleeping. She went back to me
and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang
binantayan.
Between the thousand
yesterdays and a million
tomorrows, there's only one
today and I wouldn't let this day
pass without saying this to you -
ang cute ko, grabe!
When I say good morning, it
means I'm thinking of you. When I
say take care, it means I care
for you. When I say ang cute mo,
antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.
I saw someone at the mall. So
cute, smart-looking, simple,
elegant, and looks like a celebrity.
Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako.
Salamin pala!
Just got my medical exam
results. Malala na ang sakit ko.
Everyday lalo akong gumaganda
at wala raw gamot dito. But don't
worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe
ka.
You're like my asthma, you take
my breath away. Like dandruff; I
can't get you off my head. Like
my car, you drive me crazy. Like
dentures, I can't smile without
you.
Fifty years from now, tanda na
ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng
appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya
nganga, dala baston. Pero pag
uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin
kita.
You think I'm nice, I think you're
nice. You think I'm kind, I think
you're kind. You think I can be
trusted, I think you can. You
think I'm cute, and I think you're
right.
You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not
happiness. You can lie to others
but not to yourself. You can have
another friend but not as cute
as I am!
If you're like my pillow, you're
huggable. If you're like my cell
phone, you're smart. If you're my
chocolate, you're sweet. If you're
like me, grabe and cute mo
naman!
Everything about you is perfect -
your lips, your skin, your eyes,
your body. Perfect! You're lucky
to be born beautiful, not like me,
who was born to be a big liar.
You'll never know who your
friends are… till you stumble and
fall. And till you feel his hands on
your shoulder as he says, "Yan
tatanga-tanga kasi".
Any man who can text while
kissing a pretty girl is simply not
giving the text the attention it
deserves.
If you're not cute don't continue
reading this.... Naks! yan ang
gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng
fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot
pa! Lupit mo!
A kiss can be a comma, a
question mark, a colon, or an
exclamation point... So don't dare
to kiss me coz I might get
crazy,?.!
The Pinoy politician does not fail
to smile in front of the camera.
Why? Guilt tickles when there is
too much light.
This message was sent
exclusively for the handsome
and the beautiful. We have
obviously sent it to the wrong
number. We are truly sorry for
the inconvenience.
Each of us has his own fear but
sooner or later we must face it.
It takes a lot of guts to
overcome it. So don't be afraid
to face your fear. Go ahead, take
a bath. Good a.m.
Newsflash: Policemen saving a
woman who appears to be
jumping off a building. Policeman:
Bumaba ka dyan maraming
nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag
kayo makialam, di ako makapag -
send!
If only I'm an angel, I'll protect
you. I'll lend you my wings. I'll
watch over you. But I'm not an
angel, hawig lang.
When a veteran actor dies,
women weep. When a young
actor dies, girls cry, "Sayang!"
I don't know how to say this. We
are friends but I can't get you
out of my mind. This is wrong but
you're the only one I could think
of. This might break our
friendship, but I have to say this.
Pautang naman!
The smell of a woman should
stay with you. The smell of a
man should come to you as you
go to him and leave you with only
a memory, not a headache.
Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng
buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari,
HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at
SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng
buong katapatan. DODGE what
friends are FORD!
A husband coming home from a
confession and lifts his wife and
carries her on his shoulder. Wife:
Did the priest tell you to be so
romantic like this? Husband: No,
he told me to carry my cross.
What do you do when you see an
extremely cute person? Ako, I
stare at the person and smile,
but when I get tired, I just put
the mirror down. Nakakangawit
eh!
No one is too fat to run, except
the Pinoy policeman.
Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli
kasi ako while I was working
kanina. The charge was
possession of cute face. I had no
choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng
ebidensya nila e!
How to spot a texter? 1. may
muscle ang thumb 2. barok
magsalita 3. may bangga ang
auto 4. laging nakayuko 5.
nakasimangot dahil di makasend.
Five reasons why I keep texting
you: 1. You made me feel
welcomed 2. You made me smile
3. You appreciate my thoughts 4.
You spend time reading my
messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad
mo!
When you feel left out and all
alone, just try to close your eyes
for a moment and think of me.
Afterwards, you will suddenly
smile and say, text ko nga ang
cute na yon!
Ang ganda ng umaga because of
you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it
was all about you. Ang sakit ng
ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you.
Sabi ni doc, maybe because I
miss you.
When she talks about the town,
she calls it news. When the town
talks about her, she calls it
'tsismis'.
I looked at the sky. The sky is
beautiful. I looked at you. I looked
at the sky na lang ulit.
Money will buy a bed but not
sleep, food but not appetite,
amusement but not happiness.
You see, money is not
everything. Therefore, if you
have too much, please send it to
me ASAP!
I'm afraid to die not because it
will hurt or I don't know what will
happen, but because I might be
waiting for you in Heaven and be
disappointed.
Some people choose friends who
are thoughtful and caring. Some
prefer those who are smart and
good looking. When you chose
me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
Everyone, except me, wants to
become a millionaire. I want to
become a billionaire.
I know you've got plenty of
friends. Some are old, some are
new. Some are false, some are
true. I may not be your perfect
friend, but one thing I will always
be - the cutest you've got.
I live a very difficult life. I'm
always hurt! Whenever people
call me cute, good looking, smart
and lovable, I'm always hurt!
Totoo pala, the truth hurts!
I asked my guardian angel for a
friend whom I can love forever.
She gave me you. And so I called
on her again and asked: "Wala na
bang iba?"
Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow
is a mystery.... Today is a gift....
That's why its called the
present!
I'm not sure what life could bring
you. I'm not sure if dreams do
come true. I'm not sure what
love can do. But I'm sure about
one thing. Cute tayo.
Let go of the one who makes
you cry. Let go of the one who
breaks your heart. Let go of the
one who causes you much pain.
But never let go of me because
mahirap maghanap ng cute na
ka-text.
People are always looking for
cute ones, the perfect ones, the
gorgeous ones, the smart ones,
the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako!
Ako! Ako!
If you save this message, it
means cute ako. If you edit it,
cute pa rin ako. If you delete it,
naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero
kung ipoforward mo,
pinagkakalat mong cute ako.
What's the difference between
pleasure and torture? Pleasure
is thinking of you and torture is
thinking of you too much.
I'm so sorry for not telling you
this before. You ought to know
how smart, cute, witty, sweet,
charming, alluring and wonderful
you are!... I didn't know I've
influenced you that much!
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's
true. Others are jealous of you.
And they really should be. Wanna
know why? Hmmm… coz you
have a cute text mate like me.
Playboy, speaking to a girl: "I
want you to know that I value
our relationship very much. In
fact, I find you as my most
favorite girlfriend."
Newsflash: Police are looking for
a suspect who's smart, sexy,
witty and very gorgeous. They've
already eliminated you from the
list of suspects. Where do you
think I should hide?
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you; SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD
LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you;
LIAR=me!
When somebody who's deeply in
love with you tells you that
you're cute, beautiful, and
angelic, I agree. That's true,
believe me, I swear. Cause love is
blind!
Those innocent eyes... Those
kissable lips... A great smile... The
perfect walk... Smoothest talk...
Absolutely gorgeous.. That's
enough bout me. How about
you?
When I was lost, you were there.
When I was down, you were
there. When I was bankrupt, you
were there. When I almost died,
you were there... Teka, baka ikaw
ang malas sa buhay ko!
It takes patience to keep a
nagging wife; fortune to keep an
ambitious wife; four eyes to
keep a pretty wife.
Dear fellow texters, Due to
Globeline problems, we are
experiencing delayed messages.
This is why as early as now I
would like to greet you a Merry
Christmas.
Trivia: Having a good laugh with
friends stimulates endorphins,
the brain's natural painkillers. So
if you need to laugh and you
can't find a friend, I can lend you
a mirror.
When he was five years old, he
wanted to become a lawyer. Now
that he is a lawyer, he acts like a
five-years old.
There are now three ways of
describing a glass with water
half of its volume. It is either
half-full, half-empty or half-safe
to drink.
He loves his girlfriend more when
she is not around.
I may not be Pepsi, the choice of
the new generation. I may not be
Coca Cola, only the real thing. I
may not be Nido, the world's
number 1 but I can be PLDT,
clearly for you.
Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell
phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong
gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka
brother! Sagipin mo ang cell
phone mo at sigaw mo sa
girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.
Someone claimed that Maria
Clara could not be the model of
Filipino women. "History never
mentioned that she brushed her
teeth," was the explanation.
The only person who can make
her smile is a dentist.
Looks may capture the eyes but
it's the personality that
captures the heart. Kainis, I have
both.
I wrote your name in the sky but
the wind blew it away. I wrote
your name in the sand but the
water washed it away. I wrote
your name every where! Hinuli
ako ng pulis!
When you feel that nobody loves
you, that nobody cares, when all
you can do is cry and walk away
because everyone is against you,
then you are the weakest link.
Goodbye!
At this moment 3.7 million are
sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in
love, 4.1 million are eating and
only 1 cutie in the whole world is
reading this message. Naks!
Nakangiti na yan!

1.Always speak in 'robot' voice.

2.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think".

3.Make beeping noises when large person backsup.

4.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

5.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

6.Drum on every available surface.

7.Honk and waves to strangers.

8.Change channels five minutes before the end of any show.

9.Begin all your sentence by "ooh la la!".

10.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

11.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

12.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

13.Inform others that they exist only in your immagination.

14.Ask people what gender they are.

15.chew on pens that you have borrowed.

16.Never make eye contact.

17.Invites lots of people to other peoples' parties.

18.Sniffles incessantly.

19.Finish all your sentence with the word "in accordance with the prophecy".

20.Staples papers in the middle of the page.