Insanity.
Monday, February 14, 2011 3:37:48 PM
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5 Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, we are going To have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. Pick up a box of c*ndoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
It's called therapy.















PainterWoman # Wednesday, March 2, 2011 12:40:22 PM
I often find myself humming a tune as I'm shopping for groceries. A few people give me a look as I walk by them. Hmmmm....is humming that odd?
Skip EnnisSkip247 # Wednesday, March 2, 2011 10:13:36 PM
PainterWoman # Wednesday, March 2, 2011 11:34:00 PM
FIFINELEB # Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:03:12 PM
Skip EnnisSkip247 # Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:43:48 PM
FIFINELEB # Saturday, March 12, 2011 4:15:20 PM
Skip EnnisSkip247 # Saturday, March 12, 2011 5:08:02 PM
FIFINELEB # Wednesday, March 30, 2011 10:59:26 AM
FIFINELEB # Friday, April 1, 2011 8:12:42 AM
Have a nice day painting fools.
Tyler Parke YoungCaptivevet # Thursday, January 12, 2012 6:35:31 PM
1. This act would be pure evil! Might cause a wreck!
2. In Michigan, writting: "for Marijuana" on a cheque stub would raise no eyebrows... they are all a bunch of pot-heads around here.
3. If you skip down the street around here, you will slip on the ice and bust your ass.
4. The waiter won't even blink, you will just be charged more.
5. I have done that... my date whacked me with a program!
6. I once got $300 out of an ATM when I didn't actually have any money in the bank! I won! I won!
7. Tried this once at the Columbus Zoo. Didn't really work although the kids got a laugh out of it.
8. I threatened to sell my son to the Gypsies several times.
9. ...at which point the pharmacist suggested that I might in fact need a box of "smalls"...
Hmmm... perhaps I AM nuttier than I look.
Skip EnnisSkip247 # Friday, January 13, 2012 10:32:50 AM