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Insanity.

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To maintain a healthy level of insanity:

Insanity


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5 Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, we are going To have to let one of you go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


9. Pick up a box of c*ndoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.


It's called therapy.


jester

The Sainsbury Centre.What do you want to leave your children?

Comments

PainterWoman Wednesday, March 2, 2011 12:40:22 PM

lol Good ones Skip. Love # 6.

I often find myself humming a tune as I'm shopping for groceries. A few people give me a look as I walk by them. Hmmmm....is humming that odd?

Skip EnnisSkip247 Wednesday, March 2, 2011 10:13:36 PM

Humming shows a quiet satisfaction. (I suppose it depends what tune you are humming. lol ).

PainterWoman Wednesday, March 2, 2011 11:34:00 PM

lol It's usually something nondescript or, should I say, not recognizable. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe I should start humming the theme from Jaws or something.

FIFINELEB Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:03:12 PM

I would like to be insane sometimes. They are happy maybe. Hi,Skip! Are they growing now? The right time to do so,my friend. Have a nice weekend. smile

Skip EnnisSkip247 Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:43:48 PM

I have repotted them and waiting for the roots to establish. bigsmile

FIFINELEB Saturday, March 12, 2011 4:15:20 PM

You did the right thing,Skip. Watch the bud up. When it starts it is a good sign. There's a lot of chores to do in the garden right now. But as long as we are moving we are alive,aren't we? Have a nice weekend. smile

Skip EnnisSkip247 Saturday, March 12, 2011 5:08:02 PM

Thank you, Jean and I wish you a good weekend too. bigsmile

FIFINELEB Wednesday, March 30, 2011 10:59:26 AM

Top buds growing now,Skip? Remember water but not too much at a time. Too early for the fertilizers now- when the new plant has established its new roots. Not too much sunshine when the cuttings are not well rooted. As much as possible afterwards. I wish you to score three out of three,Skip. smile

FIFINELEB Friday, April 1, 2011 8:12:42 AM

April-Fools
Have a nice day painting fools. smile

Tyler Parke YoungCaptivevet Thursday, January 12, 2012 6:35:31 PM

I MUST address these points!

1. This act would be pure evil! Might cause a wreck! lol
2. In Michigan, writting: "for Marijuana" on a cheque stub would raise no eyebrows... they are all a bunch of pot-heads around here. irked
3. If you skip down the street around here, you will slip on the ice and bust your ass. lol
4. The waiter won't even blink, you will just be charged more.
5. I have done that... my date whacked me with a program! rolleyes
6. I once got $300 out of an ATM when I didn't actually have any money in the bank! I won! I won!
7. Tried this once at the Columbus Zoo. Didn't really work although the kids got a laugh out of it. whistle
8. I threatened to sell my son to the Gypsies several times.
9. ...at which point the pharmacist suggested that I might in fact need a box of "smalls"... cry

Hmmm... perhaps I AM nuttier than I look. up

Skip EnnisSkip247 Friday, January 13, 2012 10:32:50 AM

That is for sure. lol lol lol

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