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I used to use my brain - but I am alright now.

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It was good to hear just now that New Orleans escaped the flooding from the hurricane, that it suffered last time. Phew! We can all expect some serious water in our future, as the Earth warms up and more storms are created in the process. I am glad I can sail :raider:

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Peace One Day.

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Every man, woman and child on this planet has just got to be involved here. Do it for PEACE.

PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR PEACE.


Your comments on this subject are more than welcome here.

Sitrep.

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First of all I finally finished the mirror I have been working on and on time. I will post it on my photos just as soon as I can get a decent image of it with my little thumbnail camera. Still working on that. :happy:

My 'Friends' list seems to have jammed for some reason. I have received a new friend but he has not shown up on my list, I can not edit the list, and it does not show who of my friends are online. I have reported it to Opera but no show yet. :wait: :irked:

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The weather has become unsettled again. The uncommon weather at this time of year is effecting usual growth. The flowers love the sunshine, but then they get battered by the wind and rain. It is keeping me busy out there, keeping things going.

I think that this growing recession is a good thing generally, because it is forcing people to review their spending habits and forcing them to downshift, using less, and that has got to be good for the planet. It has put a halt to airport expansions and even British Airways have had a big drop in profits and putting up fares to try to compensate for that. As a result people are starting to fly less. Bookings for holidays here have gone up 25%, from people in the U.K. choosing not to holiday abroad this year.

Artwise I have two of my paintings to do and another mirror on order. I am working on the design today.

I do hope that everybody is well and have happiness in your lives. I wish peace for all.

Common Sense Obituary.

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OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth, records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:




Knowing when to come in out of the rain

Why the early bird gets the worm

Life is not always fair

Maybe it was my fault



Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies: Don't spend more than you can earn; and reliable strategies: Adults, not children, are in charge.

His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer painkillers, sun lotion or a plaster
to a student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnantand wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, but the burglar could sue you for assault. He began to lose ground rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion;
his Daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. ripbye



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Peace Train.

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I have started to teach myself to play and sing 'Peace Train', by the then Cat Stevens, because I think that it is a great and meaningful song. I have got the chords and I have got the words, so now I am putting them together on my little acoustic. I would probably find this endeavour a lot easier if (a) I could sing, and (b) I could play guitar properly. But it is a whole loads of laughs and fun trying.

The days are very warm, very busy, and productive,

Sunshine, at last.

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Yippee! We have some warmth and sunshine, at last, and a squadron of bees are feeding on the lavender, the butterflies are posing on the opened flowers, and the greenhouse is warming up again.

I am busy hand-etching my design on a large wall mirror for a gift and so I am working to a time scale here. The design is extensive and the work is delicate. One slip and the whole effect would be ruined and every moment I am expecting the mirror to crack! [:yikes:]. In the meantime I am trying to figure out how to photograph a mirror, to show the finished work, using only a 1.3 megapixel camera, without being seen in the reflection.

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To Those Of Us Who Are On A 'Permanent Diet'.

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Subject: for all those of us on a permanent diet!

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And so they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.


THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Get Back To Where You Once Belonged.

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To get the most out of our existence we have to go back and exercise our natural senses. Natural highs are free and much better for our wellbeing that any artificial means. Take the sense of 'touch', for instance. The sense of touch allows us to experience textures and sensations through our skin. This ability allowed us to be very dexterous. Craftmanship and art was born as a means of expression and communication. This brought people working together. :yes:

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A Good Night Out.

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I just got back from an evening listening to a friend's band (Get Carter) in a local bar, and they rocked. I really enjoyed myself. A friend suggested earlier that I should take my camera to record the event but I was unable to use it because the room was so packed that the audience had to do the same dance to the music.

Get Carter

Not Only But Also.

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Nobody on this Earth is here to struggle and suffer alone. That is because gregariousness is part of our basic instincts. The 'world' only had it's problems when they moved away from the natural, abandoned their fellow man, and exchanged love for avarice. The less we have the more that can be shared.

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Too Much of a Good Thing.......Is Wonderful!

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Yesterday was a tough day; with Opera unavailable, I was over-tired, and we had heavy rain. But today the sky is clearing, I have caught up on my sleep and feeling a whole lot better for it. Tiredness effects my condition and so I was getting pretty dizzy.

I want to get up to the woods this next week and sketch some natural backgrounds for the figures I am working on.

We used to have a saying, "If it feels good - do it." And we should - but if it consequently harms someone, it can not feel good. We should all be good for each other, 50/50, win/win. That way we create only positive vibes to combat all of the hate, misunderstanding, and all of the other negative vibes that are hurting us.

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We need more whole-brain thinking going on.

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I just got back from another weekend visit to our friends in Pakefield. Last night I was treated to dinner at a Thai restaurant (spring rolls with sweet chilli sauce; chicken green curry with coconut rice; an apple and cream dessert, and a 'Singha' beer to wash it down). Delicious.

No sooner had we got back than the rain arrived here, so the garden and pots are all getting a natural watering and saving me a job.

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It is no wonder that I do all I can to disassociate myself from the 'world' when they have no conscience. A footballer can spend £5 million on his wedding day when that amount of children are dying of aids and starvation at the same time.

The calculating left of brain must be tempered by the creative right of brain. Enlightenment comes only with whole brain thinking.

Nature versus Technology.

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I was clearing an overgrown lawn yesterday for someone else. The lawn was a good size and knee high with grass and weeds. All I used to clear it was a pair of garden shears. As I cut away the damp 'undergrowth' there were a few frogs that made their escape to less active parts of the garden. If I had made things easy for myself by using a motorised cutter there would have been a massacre! :yikes:

This little episode is a very small example of what technology is doing to all living beings on the Earth. A little effort can make a big difference.

If You Ever Find Yourself in the Sh*t - Keep Going.

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We had our first salad from our little garden last night. It was fresh, organic, and tasted wonderful. I urge everybody to grow something. It only takes a kitchen window sill and/or hanging baskets, if you do not have a garden. Then study the plant(s) closely as they grow to bear flowers, seeds, and/or fruits. You become responsible for that living being, giving the plant's existence and yours mutual recognition. It is a good education to respond with nature. :yes:

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Talking to Plants.

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I had much to do in my little greenhouse today. I was going over my plants there, closely hunting for red spder mites (bug + :knight: = rip). Because it is such a small place with a lot of greenery in it - the greenhouse is like an oxygen tent and it got me thinking about people who advise us to talk to our plants. As we speak/breathe we are exhaling carbon dioxide which the plant takes in and exchanges it with oxygen. Much the same as our forests :rolleyes:

Global Warming is Natural.

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Of course the ice caps are melting! It is because we are still coming out of the last ice age. Historically the Earth has been without the ice caps several times before and so it is to be again.

Man's carbon emissions are not helping us at all, but they are paltry to what the Earth is doing. As the planet warms up the perma-frost is thawing out and releasing huge amounts of carbon monoxide which is 25 times more damaging to our atmosphere than carbon dioxide. Also the Earth's magnetic field is weakening apace and that protects us from solar radiation. :yikes:

Instead of spending billions of dollars trying to colonise the Moon or Mars (unsustainable) it would be intelligent to spend the resources on adapting to global warming - for everybody on the planet. Every day we are on this Earth counts because we are blessed by the very joy of our living existence.



I have had a wonderful day today.

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I was working in the garden from first thing this morning, returning to my easel at lunchtime. I was going back out into the garden when I noticed that my garden was very busy with various birds that have come in to feed. I had to stand still at the door for almost an hour as the blackbirds were feeding on snails [the lettuce looked relieved], sparrows were eating the aphids and other bugs off of the roses, a couple of starlings were searching through the lawn and chaffinches joined the feast. Now this may seem insignificant for some, but to me it was amazing to watch. Garden birds are disappearing around these parts and it shows how good gardens are vital to their continueing survival.

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Male or Female?

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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Pinch, punch, for the first of the month. (Silly saying).

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It is the first of June already! (It does not seem that long ago since Christmas - when I got my new air guitar). How the time is flying by these days. I remember when I was a young lad, the days used to be about a week long. But now time is so precious that one has to make every minute count.
The day has started overcast and very cool and the garden is looking sluggish now. The greenhouse however is busy 'getting there'; with tomato plants, chillies, and begonias flowering and giving some colour besides green. Again this year I have ran out of room with pots and trays of seedlings to be planted out when they are ready. Outside the roses and California poppies are in full bloom (although the poppies are closed this morning from lack of sunshine). I have uploaded some images of the garden, as it is today.

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My own favourite quote has always been, 'Live free! - or, at least, very cheaply. Now it looks like the urbanites here have been given a wake up call with this 'credit crunch', spiralling fuel and food costs, etc. And I think that a recession has a positive side because it will force people to use less resources because they can not afford to carry on as they have been doing. It may be a bad thing for the 'world' but a good thing for the Earth. I have always said that the last human beings to survive on this Earth will be the Bushmen of the Kalahari, who have always survived on next to nothing. :sherlock:



I Love my Easel and my Easel Loves Me.

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:D hi on a very wet Sunday morning. (And for those who understand this, 'Yah eh teh').


I love my easel because it takes my mind and efforts from the 'world' and back to the natural. My easel loves me because I give it purpose and my full attention while I am working. To say that we are good for each other is a definite understatement.

How is this for poetic natural justice? The Urbanites here are paving and concreteing over their gardens to make driveways for their cars. Of course, when it rains the water goes into their drainage system instead of it soaking into the earth. Consequently the drainage system is not coping, so that their houses are being flooded out! (Mother Nature strikes back :yes: ). You can see what I have to live with, can't you? :eyes: :yikes: :cry:



Of all the things I have lost in my life - I miss my marbles the most.

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Very busy in the garden today. I watched a blackbird feeding his fledglings and teaching them how to find their own food on my path.

Spent a little time at my easel, going indoors and out at intervals, so not getting too many rays for my own good. It works really well for me because my art and my gardening both get more or less equal attention. I enjoy both immensly. :D :yes:

I also like to sit out in the garden in the evenings and firing up the old chimena, feeding it with flame roaring out of the chimney. (I guess it has something to do with man and fire :lol: ). One can boil water, bake potatoes, enjoy the peace of the evening, and quietly watch for wildlife, etc.