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Kelly

Kelly

  • Age: 25
  • Sex: Female
  • Country: United Kingdom
  • Occupation: Cleaner. rather be on the dole, they pay more!
  • Member since: Jan 2009
  • MSN Kelzhctid.com [at] live.co.uk
  • Login status: Offline

About me

Well here goes nothing! My name is kelly 23, getting old eh! Am currently a cleaner at the college...jealous much bitches lo0l. Not telling you what college am at, got enough stalkers :) a love to party hard when they decide to pay ma money into the bank! A would be better off signing on, sitting on ma arse doing nothing and taking all the hard workers out there tax :P bagged maself a fella nearly 4years ago, oh how i love to annoy him :) he's going grey already with ma annoying nature and he's only 23 ha!! Well anything else ave missed just ask...sex life not included :P p.s don't be offended by me i do have what's known as sarcasim which = personality :P xx

My work

Well i just explained my job but hey i like to repeat myself. I must be going crazy!

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:Fit as fuck guys sitting beside me espesh if i decide to see a scary movie ;)
  • Last movie seen:Rob zombies new halloween
  • Music I listen to:Loving my hardcore tunes. There aint no beat like the hardcore beat! Hard to the core baby!! Scott brown, darren styles, sy, unknown, dougal, gammer, hixxy, neophyte, angerfist....etc
  • Best album right now:To many good one's to choose
  • Favorite author:Steven king
  • Last book read:First blood
  • Best game right now:Monopoly :)
  • Favorite sports team:Rangers!!
  • I'm passionate about:To rude to display in this or any other box ;)
  • I wish I could:Win the lottery..duh!
  • Favorite travel destination:Ibiza
  • On my vacation I..:Would be getting drunk out of my mind making a full of maself, and waking up in the morning not remembering a thing of it :)
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Leave ma fella and move to ibiza lol!!
  • If I were a super hero I would:Teach all ma arch enemies that guns aren't toys :)
  • Fashion I rather not see again:Them skirt, trouser things (skousers) a thing they were called or maybe it was skorts!
  • My worst purchase ever:Skousers or skorts for sure! !
  • I want my coffee..:White with two sugar, and delivered to me right NOW!! :)
  • Food I like:Chinese and indian food!! Who am i kidding i like anything that's going am a piggy!
  • I don't like:Moaning faced bastards, that stamp thier feet when they don't get what they want!! Does my head right in. Hate girl's that bitch. It's gutless as fuck talking about people behind thier back's. I prefer to say what i think and watch them cry. Truth hurts :
  • Hardware I use:Hardware eh haha :D
  • I discovered My Opera from:Can't remember now :(

Why I choose the Opera browser

I choose opera browsing because it's 10 times easier and faster to use, i do lack patience but thanks to opera mini i now can stop taking my anger management classes! Oh thankyou opera mini :D plus it's even suitable for the simple minded such as maself..


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