Laughter like an anomaly...

You need the brand new alarm...

The alarm does not just make noise... Not this alarm.

Your will get you out of bed no matter what. I gaurantee this 100% Otherwise I will buy it back, pay the shipping both ways, and pay you 10,000 rupees...

Here is what your new alarm does that no other can.

The normal alarm... Beep beep... And, you... Tired and worn out from exams... Not hearing it...

Even those bell alarms do not cut it today.

Phone alarms are cute as they can be set to wiggle... And, play an annoying ringtone...


The alarm first wakes up, and if you are sleeping... Asks, Do you feel like waking up, well do yah... PUNK!

If nothing happens, your life sized has different settings. The first one is shaking the chair or bed you are in really hard... And, only when you wake up does it stop.

The second setting, your alarm will pick you and the chair our bed up. Take you outside and find a hose and turn it on... Yes, even on a cold morning...

The last setting will just kick your loser arse out of bed so hard that you will never want to use your alarm again.

Trust me, after a few broken ribs... A busted spleen, a lost tooth, and broken chair... I can tell you that your alarm will work. It is the only one of its kind.

Buy, now and get the free alarm cover.

OK, enough of my sillyness.
Dang it. You are not a loser. I am for posting all that sillyness I just did. O,o

But, I hope your new :norris Alarms helps.

Maybe you shouold get that Chuck Norris alarm after all..

You might wake up in time just to avoid him, right?

I knew I had the best one of a kind product in the world...

So, you agree then a alarm to be installed today. OK. Now, you never ever... ever, bever (I heard we should never say ever... O,o or somthing like that) want to let this alarm know you hate it... He will go all Texes Ranger on you... O,o

Time Invested for the advertisement above... 200 hours
Cost of advertisement... Three Million to pay to endorse my product... And, be the product...
200,000 to license his likeness as a goofy little icon thingy... Each time I used it... O,o

And, your reaction: Priceless.

Sorry about finding the only person on Earth you hate... Who woulda thunk it?

And, life without humor... Would be a trajedy... I think I speelled something wrong back their, or there, O,o They're... mmmmmm beer....

How much would you pay?

Nah, life is waaaaaay to short to be bitter.
Thanks for that AWESOME reasponse. My job for today is done...