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The Guild Hall Of Leicester - Museumness

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So, we went to the Guild Hall twice recently. They've turned it into a museum/events venue, and we've been for both purposes. It's been a museum as long as I remember. I went once or twice on school trips when I was very small, so it was as new for me really as it was for Mik.
It's very small for a museum, but I managed a few photos.
The guild hall is really in six parts; the courtyard, the proceedings hall, the court, the bedroom, library and the prison. Of course, it started out as just the one building, for people of importance to meet and discuss things. Then the City bought it, added two wings and used it for all kinds of mayoral/council/justice proceedings.
We started in the courtyard.

I had to get a photo of the wonky windows lol I've been in so many similar buildings with just such wonderful warping and handiwork... The Guild Hall is typical of Tudor style architecture, although I hadn't been able to get a good photo depicting the usual half-timbering and façades you tend to think of when you think "Tudor House" - you know, the white walls and black timbers.

Moving on!

Well, they had a lot of Halloween plastic stupid shit up for the kid trips they were accommodating, so I got no photos of the actual two main halls. Most components of which were all stupidly cheapened by some kind of scavenger hunt. Don't get me wrong, it's great for the kids, but annoying for me. Anyway, all I managed was a fireplace shot of the proceedings hall:

Which is a bit cut off due to more silly Halloween stuff lower down.
The red thing you see in the centre of this very gaudy fireplace is the Crest of Leicester City. Interestingly the Wyvern sits atop the crest, but the two lions that are supposed to be either side are not visible. It just seems to be a pattern.
The five-petalled white flower has become a logo for Leicester. Those small things on each petal are each supposed to represent the tail of an Ermine; I have no clue why :inane:

Next we visited the court, and once more decorations got in the way of what I wanted to photograph awww I did manage to get a not-so-good-shot of... Well, it's not a plaque, as it's too big. It's high up on the wall, built into the structure above one of the doors in the court. And the words on it are Bible quotes, and rather creepy to me.

The top reads Ecclesiastes 12:14, "God shall bring every work into judgement, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil. Fear God and keep His commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."
The left reads Proverbs 16:13, "Righteous lips are the delight of kings and the king loveth him that speaketh right"
and the right, Psalm 37:23: "The steps of a good man are ordered by the Lord, and he delighteth in his way". Yeah, I agreeth not with that. But this is no venue for religious opinion, I think this would have done a very good job in the court regardless.

Next up we have a bedroom prepared especially for the County Recorder.

As they had been given the authority to hear of all kinds of cases arising in Leicester, the Recorder had to work all kinds of hours. This bedroom was prepared in 1580 for the person who held the job. The furniture has all been replaced with replica stuff, however, since the originals were lost.

Next up we have the library, which was the public library for the town. There are so many bookcases like this;

And all these books are ANCIENT. And real, I am pretty sure. We are not allowed to touch them. But we looked at many of the title on the spines and many seems to be on operas, or plays of some kind. There were so very many, and you can smell the smell of old book happy
The did have one book open, on display on a table, and that was a very old, very large Bible.

Also within the library are some really old wooden chests. Now, I have a penchant for wooden chests, especially antique ones. And this one is so very old and battered;

As you can see, the top half the the lock has gone. The wood has warped and chipped away. It does not even close properly. BUT! We were naughty and lifted the lid and yowza, is it a heavy beast! I mean, REALLY heavy. Which I loved. Nowadays you struggle to find good, high quality heavy weight stuff.
We couldn't leave the library without getting a photo of the ugly adornment on the big vanity mirror, which I can only imagine was put there for the mayor. p


Lastly, the prison.
Two cells are left, although I'm quite positive there used to be more. They'd decorated them with fake cobwebs and junk for the kids, but I decided that wasn't too bad compared with all the neon spiders and stuff they'd put elsewhere.

^Looks like Jason Lee lol

The first one scared Mik lol It's REALLY dark in there, you can only see so much because of my camera flash. So if you don't see the little button and press it to make the light inside come on, you have a silhouette of a person scared I'd remembered that the dummies were in there, but Mik was really creeped for a second lol
Anyway, the second criminal (yes, awful picture, sorry) is based on a 17 year old girl from the Victorian period. A man of the cloth took her in and she stole a bunch of his wife's jewellery, and was given 6 month's hard labour as punishment. Wanna see a creepy-ass close up of that cell?

Don't ask me why there's a little kid dummy in there. No idea left

Next up we have the replica Gibbet. Complete with fake cobwebbery irked

Gibbets were used to display the dead bodies of hanged criminals publicly; to shame, to warn. This replica is of one in which a criminal was displayed in 1832; one John Cook, who murdered a traveller named John Paas, thinking he'd have a bit of money to take.
Cook killed Paas with a a pin from Cook's book press. Paas tried to defend himself with a hammer but was killed by the second blow from the pin.
The funny thing is that he was only caught because of a fire which happened while he was out, where they discovered a mass of flesh, which of course, turned out to be human, and part of the hacked-up remains of Paas that Cook had tried to dispose of.
He was tarred, hanged and put in the Gibbet for all to see.

That's not all they used to do to criminals though, they made them squeeze their moobs for dirty prison photo shoots eek

lol Okay, no, that's just hands up to show no funny business photos... But it made me laugh a lot on the day p

Yeah, so this is me what, 6 or 7 years ago.Here's some photos of varying things.

Comments

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, November 28, 2011 6:18:54 PM

Looks like a cool little museum to me. I would also have freaked out over the persons in the prison cells! scared

That last picture is just plain weird! lol

Martin K™Aqualion Monday, November 28, 2011 7:20:09 PM

If you lot ever come to Prague, you should go to the Torture Museum. It displays original Medieval Torture instruments. Very educational. I'm sure you'll like it. Don't bring Mik, though, there's some really scary shit in there.

By the way, Ann-Charlotte and I might be coming your way next summer. Londonish...

KarenNerak Monday, November 28, 2011 8:36:33 PM

Awesome post! I really enjoyed it. I'd have to say my two favorite things are the bookcases and the moob squeezing! lol All of it was really lovely, though. Too bad they had to ruin a lot of it with Halloween crap for the kids, but at least you still had a good time. up

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:01:09 AM

Love the old books, laugh at the moobs, get creeped out by the cells (didn't see those were dummies first doh ) and gibbet scared

Oh, and thought "recorder" as the instrument! lol

Thanks for the tour - that looks like a cool place! up

Darkogdare Tuesday, November 29, 2011 4:20:54 PM

They were not squeezing moobs. It is "Believe me, I am innocent" pose for newspapers and magazines. Probably an advice from their lawyers p

Originally posted by rose-marie:

Oh, and thought "recorder" as the instrument


Me too doh

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:50:31 PM

Fucking moobs! lol

FlaRin Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:53:13 PM

Looks very interesting, and that fireplace is fab up

Bad WolfCois Sunday, December 4, 2011 8:45:31 PM

lol ok that moob bit got me thinking wtf doh that really doesn't look right. p

Bad WolfCois Sunday, December 4, 2011 8:46:11 PM

lol ok that moob bit got me thinking wtf doh that really doesn't look right. p

Spaggyj Tuesday, December 6, 2011 11:15:27 PM

Glad you all enjoyed - sorry I'm not answering separately, really dunno what to say that won't be all too similar.. I see the moobs were appreciated. Good, good.

Martin K™Aqualion Wednesday, December 7, 2011 9:36:48 AM

How can you not appreciate a nice set of moobs?

FlaRin Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:58:07 AM

Moobilicious, that's the word you're looking for smile

Cleanclean Wednesday, December 7, 2011 10:23:16 PM

Nice post! up

But what was in the trunk?!

Also ... Halloween in England now?

Bad WolfCois Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:20:57 AM

bigeyes i see dead people in old chests.. left

Spaggyj Thursday, December 8, 2011 4:18:43 PM

I see moob fetishists on my blog bigsmile

Martin K™Aqualion Thursday, December 8, 2011 7:34:42 PM

Dead people... Chests... Moobs... Disturbing. Very, very disturbing.

I think I like it.

Bad WolfCois Friday, December 9, 2011 7:53:41 AM

and thus the reign of the dead person moobie squeezer started.. scared
Bring out the chests..
Hide your dead.. cry

Bad WolfCois Friday, December 9, 2011 7:54:10 AM

and thus the reign of the dead person moobie squeezer started.. scared
Bring out the chests..
Hide your dead.. cry

theoddbod Tuesday, December 27, 2011 11:04:48 PM

Cois squeezes dead people's moobs? bigeyes I see nothing's changed while I've been away p

Spaggyj Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:32:42 PM

True 'nuff lol

Bad WolfCois Thursday, December 29, 2011 1:02:13 PM

lol

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