Spaggyj

Here's some photos of varying things.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011 2:51:05 AM

I cannot sleep, my words are a bit broken, so here are some pictures instead that I was going to use properly but instead no. Smallest amount of talkie and just see. Descriptives under each.

Dress pic from ages ago deleted in shame. Much fatter picture up on blog for 2 posts ago so will try to not delete again. Fucking fat though.

Swarovski pendant from Dad for 18th Birthday. Was rusted for 2 years and I fixed during insomnia bout.
Liked accidental camera mistake. Arty, pretty closeup, odd disjointed angle. Like.

Same, proper non mistakey photo.

Some females use boobies etc to get things. I use pouty face. Works for mock sadness to still procure wanted thing. Works on homosexuals as well as not homosexuals, also, women. Likely due to shy nature, childlike manner in situations sometimes.

Hamper we made for favourite aunt and delightful children. Was difficult to assemble. Will gift later in month.

Used to be superfat, now I am just fat but with no boobs, which is why I have to use pouty face to get things from people.

Yesterday's lunch. Meant for party food bites but 2 portions and vegetables makes a filling meal for a social phobic.

That's all. I think.

The Guild Hall Of Leicester - MuseumnessChristmas/Birthdaynesses.

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KarenNerak # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:25:40 AM

Okay, you're just too cute for words. I doubt that "cute" is what you're striving for, but deal with it. Facts are facts!

The dress looks stunning on you!

I ADORE the pendant.

I like to use pouty bewbs to get my way.

If my glasses were half as badass as yours, I'd actually be able to see!

Broccoli...NOMS!

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Bad WolfCois # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 4:48:13 AM

*shrugs* I'd never understand women..

I just don't see the fat..

SERIOUSLY.
You do have fat pouty lips though..

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Like the second to last pic.

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Ok that's enough from me..

FlaRin # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 5:48:14 AM

That dinner looks exactly like what I would choose to eat, except that I wouldn't have the two cups. Are you sure they're nutritionally necessary??

You look bloody great in all the pics, despite your self image

And the arty shot - that's excellent!

r♡serose-marie # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 10:18:43 AM

You are very pretty! I wish you'd stop telling yourself you're fat

The dress looks gorgeous on, too! Have you used it yet?

Love the artsy photo! And the hamper!

Cleanclean # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:17:02 PM

There's a fat bean in that last picture, but I don't see fat anywhere else. We'll leave Mik to talk to you about your boobs, though.

Darkogdare # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 4:27:36 PM

Fat? Where?

That lunch looks too vegetarian for me. There is no fat at all. I guess Mik remained hungry

Martin K™Aqualion # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 4:39:59 PM

Girly food. Edible but futile. I would eat the same but with a nice steak or a grilled chicken.

The hoody on the first poultry face pic: I want it. I had a neck-tie with the same colours and pattern. I bought it because I was invited to this Spider-Man theme event and there was a suit-and-tie dresscode for the guys. How can you have a Spider-Man theme event with a suit-and-tie dresscode?

The rest: girl stuff. Can't be bothered.

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 8:25:01 PM

It's so much more effective to use pout to get what you want than to flash boobs. Umm... depending on what it is you want though!

The pic of you in the dress is gorgeous! And like the rest of the bunch here, I don't see the fat!

Mad Scientistqlue # Wednesday, December 7, 2011 8:58:40 PM

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How many of those mini-meals do you have a day? One doesn't look enough for a whole day to me.

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:26:34 AM

for one meal I'd say..

Spaggyj # Thursday, December 8, 2011 4:18:02 PM

Karen - eh, you're so biased

Ahaha, you're a boobies lady though

you use your feminine wiles; I use my innocent looking face. Stupid cuteness

it's just having a round face that does it, it's not ACTUALLY cuteness.
Broccoli is fucking awesome; green beans just top that a little for me. OM NOMMLE

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Clint - It's there. i'm just parting it on the side.
Eh, I knew you'd like that picture, you fucking git. Go away

sentimental asshat

Nick - Absolutely! Cuteness is ESSENTIAL to the nutrition of a Kimmie. Do you not study?

So maybe I'm not as fat as I was, but I could lose a couple of stone, seriously. But I get it, could be worse. Still.
Yes, I DO like that shot. It was a total accident, and i LOVE when accidents turn out to be something cool.

Rosie - Look who's talking! I've seen pictures of you, madam, and you're not yet, yet you say you've struggled with it forever. And you're fucking stunning! SERIOUSLY!
I love my dress but I am a bit self conscious. I need to learn to walk in my drool-worthy 3 inch courts first. Dunno where I'll have occasion to dress up so, either

David - fat beans rock, and you're blind, old man

Mik won't talk about my boobs. I don't trust him cause he never saw all the fat when I looked like THAT old picture. He only sees it now

I'll just complain at no-one in particular. *mumble-mumble*

Darko - that breaded stuff is fish fillet, and very nice too

Mik had... oh I dunno, something else. We rarely eat the same thing.

Martin - but it had fish!

"Poultry face"

I'm not a chicken

Fucking Spider-man suit and tie dresscode. Dumbasses

I DO love that hoody, though

Kitty - Boobies are reserved for Mik, but still if I use the cuteness it's more effective. Well, for most things. Bum tends to work as well as boobies for others. That, or threats

I disagree about the picture but honestly I'm touched you all seem not to see it. It's sweet

Aadil - I don't eat those everyday

they're a treat, I can't afford miniature food all the time. I eat a lot of different things! And I do eat enough. I make sure; I monitor everything I eat in an online food tracker thing that records all the nutritional info of what I eat, plus it's set me a calorie goal for the rate of weight loss I've opted for. It even advises you when you're eating too little and ups your recommendation limit if you've been active.

Martin K™Aqualion # Thursday, December 8, 2011 7:33:31 PM

Originally posted by Spaggyj:

"Poultry face" I'm not a chicken

Fucking auto text! Must learn to write proper English without it! But then again, my typos are always cool. Why? Because I am awesome, that's why...

Harry Scrivenharrytheman # Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00:08 PM

Excuse me for butting in. You're just like my nineteen year old step daughter. She is convinced that her teeth are wonky - she has one tooth which is out of line but you only notice if you stare hard. She's obsessed with it, though. This is just like you and your seeing yourself as fat. It's hardly noticable - we all can't see it

Spaggyj # Thursday, December 8, 2011 10:25:17 PM

Typos are funny, Martin

Ah, but you see, Harry, it IS there! We may see it as more than it is, but it IS.

Bad WolfCois # Friday, December 9, 2011 7:38:25 AM

poultry face..

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Saturday, December 10, 2011 5:56:24 PM

Nice necklace, not fat, cool hamper, great pouty face.

What, they charge by the character around here.

Spaggyj # Friday, December 16, 2011 7:14:11 PM

Quick, to the point. Nothing wrong with that

Shut it Clint

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, December 17, 2011 6:33:33 AM

:poultryface: awww

Martin K™Aqualion # Saturday, December 17, 2011 11:12:33 AM

Right... I have decided not to use the auto text function again. I've had it on for some months, because English is not my first language, so I thought it would be a help but all it does is to put in words that has a ressemblence to the correct word, so I have to read and re-write stuff after all. Not a help at all.

Not that I believe it will keep Dogbreath from messing the lawn over and over. I'm afraid we'll just have to accept that until soembody finally takes him behind the barn.

Spaggyj # Saturday, December 17, 2011 8:45:41 PM

Ah, keep using it. It's funny

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:27:42 AM

think I'll stop now.

what's with you people and taking behind barns? You'd swear I was rabid..

much..

Martin K™Aqualion # Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:58:38 PM

Originally posted by Cois:

think I'll stop now.

What?! Please don't say that you've seen the light and is born again and shit. The mere thought is depressing. No, we need you, just like you are.

*Approaching while humming friendly, hiding very big syringe behind back*

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, December 18, 2011 4:59:12 PM

*hopes the lion knows that in cartoons the wolf might lose to a bird that here the lion will lose to the wolf*

*drops the anvil*

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:02:11 PM

*hopes the lion knows that in cartoons the wolf might lose to a bird that here the lion will lose to the wolf*

*drops the anvil*

Mad Scientistqlue # Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:23:35 PM

One lump or two?

Martin K™Aqualion # Sunday, December 18, 2011 7:00:07 PM

*Watches as the wolf keeps falling and falling off cliff, legs tied to anvil rope, high fiving Roadrunner as he passes by.*

Well, I guess that's all, folks.

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, December 24, 2011 5:59:34 AM

*Roadrunner PASSES BY. anvil falls on lion as he's just standing there high fiving a birdflu avian . Werewolf survives since anvil isn't made of silver.*

Now THAT'S all folks..

FlaRin # Saturday, December 24, 2011 9:23:59 AM

What the...??

Martin K™Aqualion # Sunday, December 25, 2011 2:33:08 PM

*Lion and Wolf staring at eachother Hong-Kong action Italo-western style when suddenly a nice big flamingo appears down the road.*

Erm... Wolfie?... Perhaps we should put our differences aside for a minute...

Bad WolfCois # Monday, December 26, 2011 9:23:58 AM

agreed..
Never had flamingo before..

Bad WolfCois # Monday, December 26, 2011 9:24:19 AM

agreed..
Never had flamingo before..

Mad Scientistqlue # Monday, December 26, 2011 3:32:54 PM

They're not particularly tasty! they kinda taste like mercurochrome on account of all the iodine in their diets! (also the reason they're pink)

Darkogdare # Monday, December 26, 2011 5:58:07 PM

Aadil, your diet is weird

Mad Scientistqlue # Monday, December 26, 2011 6:54:26 PM

Originally posted by gdare:

Aadil, your diet is weird

badkitty1967 # Monday, December 26, 2011 11:24:59 PM

Spaggyj, please stop reading those stupid fashion rags. you're a very lovely young woman and Mik's very fortunate to have a girl like you. Just remember that the ideal of all those gay fashion designers is a skinny 12 year old boy. Real woman are meant to have a little meat on them.

PS: You're pouty face would be get you anything you wanted from me.

H82typ # Monday, December 26, 2011 11:42:01 PM

Dress: gorgeous on you.
Food: all good.
Pouty face: cute.
bewbies: From a guys point of view: if you've seen one set, you want to see the rest of them, in general.

Fat: None in evidence - and the camera normally adds ten pounds.

:poultryface:

So, Aadil, does flamingo taste like chicken?

Spaggyj # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:41:41 AM

Great, now I'm crying. Stop being nice to me!

H82typ # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:53:51 AM

*ignores the Kimmie, waddles off to have some chikin.. *

Mad Scientistqlue # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:07:03 AM

Dennis, Flamingo probably tastes like industrial waste.

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Kimmie, as long as they're happy tears.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:40:42 PM

Originally posted by Spaggyj:

Great, now I'm crying. Stop being nice to me!

I used to get; "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

Pouty face didn't work either, so, I grew, up mostly.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:44:11 PM

fooled again! that's 3x today already! must be the wrong league.

Spaggyj # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:57:37 PM

Originally posted by Frlmnk:

I used to get; "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

Think we all did. And no, pouty face does not work at that age, only as an adult.

Martin K™Aqualion # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:43:26 PM

Thanks for the warning, Aadil. Sounds like those snails the French like so much. I think they taste like dish soap.

badkitty1967 # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:52:51 PM

Yeah, I had some smoked oysters awhile ago. Don't know what all the fuss is about. They tasted exactly like sardines only no bones.

Kimmie, nobody is perfect. Those fashion rags main purpose is to convince you to buy stuff. Like diet pills, face creams, plastic surgery, etc. They all have a monetary interest in making you feel bad about yourself.

Don't believe any of it. You're gorgeous. You go girl!

Spaggyj # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:21:16 PM

Oh, I know just what the media does and why. They're responsible for so much.
I also know where my particular issues stem from, and the media is partially in that mix. Doesn't fix it though.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:54:53 PM

theoddbod # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:45:49 PM

I see Galaxy....shampoo? Shower gel? Moisturiser?

Spaggyj # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 8:11:23 PM

Neither smiley is appropriate. Facts are facts, we deal with them and move on. I need neither sympathy nor pity.

Mart, they're actually chocolates. I think they're pretty new.

Tom RondelloFrlmnk # Tuesday, December 27, 2011 11:53:41 PM

FlaRin # Sunday, January 1, 2012 7:25:27 PM

Industrial waste? <wilts, slowly walks out, wipes away a solitary little tear>

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