Purple Realm

Well, the response to this competition was higher than any so far.
To all who entered - Darko, Rosie, Clint, Lydell, Tim, Kitty, Moe, Carol, Mart and David, (Hope I've not forgotten anyone) thank you all for taking the time to create something funny. I hope everyone has enjoyed it. I know I did!

It was hard to pick a winner from 18 images.
So I got each image as a saved page in Opera Mini, and decided on my favourite few. That wasn't too hard, it was choosing from the final cut that was difficult.
It took a lot of time, and finally I got down to two.

Thing is, I really just can't choose between them...
So, there are two winners this time!
One's a motivational, one's a LOLcat, and they're both fantastic.
The winning pictures are as follows: David's entry:
and this one of Kitty's:

Congratulations, both of you. Thank you for making me smile. I'm gonna need your details and I'll get your little prizes off to you sometime this year . (Sorry, we've got a bit of a backlog here.)

Again, thank you everyone for entering!

Like I said in the post before, it was really tough to choose. But I had to, after all.
So, the winners are Clint, for his poem (which was actually the only poetic entry):
Meh.. I do not care for you you poopy bitch

As you lay me down in your wonderous deception

Making my heart a snitch

By betraying my mind in standoffish affliction



Meh your poopy bitch heart now beats in my hand

As i ripped it from your chest

Purple be my adrenal gland

As it pumps with gleefull zest



Meh.. You poopy bitch now i scatter you to the winds

Of my farts as you now are nothing

And you join the other fiends

Who wrong me you poopy bitch queen..

Meh..

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Bygones..


And Mart, for this story .

If you guys could message me your mailing addresses, I'll wrap up some random crap I've got lying about my house and mail to you your rubbish prizes whenever it's financially possible.

Congrats

Right, it's competition time! Win, and you'll recieve some random piece of stupid crap I've got in my Mystical Prize Drawer Of Joy. Prizes are useless, pointless and rubbish, but it allows me to send a little something to the people I like, while having fun at the same time.

This time we've got a double competition!
Ya all have Rosie to thank for this one... Hehe.
Here are the rules:

Write me a poem or story containing each of these words:
"Meh"
"Bygones"
"Purple"
"Poopy"
"Bitches"

Your poem and/or story must contain all five words
It can be about anything you wish, as long as the five words are used in it
You may write one of each if you wish, but understand you can only win in one category
You may post it on your blog or PM it to me, but know that if you win, your entry will be published on this blog on the winner announcement post

You have four weeks to submit until I choose and announce the winner for each category.

Winners will be chosen for these qualities in their works:
Cuteness
Humour
Creativity
Use of the 5 key words

You have four weeks.

I look forward to your creations .