Purple Realm

Food Craze:

Farley's

Rusks. Yes, I know they're baby food. But they're brilliant. You want them as a biscuit? Can do. Want a hot or cold mushy breakfast? That works too. Loving having two mushed up in warm milk.

Tv:

I'm in a real Family Guy mood. Particularly one episode - McStroke. So many funny moments: Peter speaking Italian, having a job as Robin Williams' jumping off point, and also Will Smith's friendly rap sequence all have me in stitches.

Game:

Still loving Fallout 3, after not playing it for a month. I'm being evil this time... And I like it. Sneaking a live grenade into the pocket of a sleeping person, watching them explode, and then pissing myself when the guards run around saying, "what? WHERE?" as I'm in stealth mode right in front of them is awesome. They soon forget about the splattered body in front of them.

Book:

I'm actually re-reading a book I got free in a magazine a couple years ago - The Other Side Of The Story by Marian Keyes. It's a simple book about three women living seperate lives, and as you read on their stories all link together. Not my usual thing but it's actually really entertaining.

Physical Activity:

Well, I've not been feeling like Pilates for a good week now, but I'm still doing it. I've other things that work just as well... And are much more fun.

Hating:

Most people for the most part of the time. Humans irritate me on a regular basis.

Awaiting:

The time when I've got enough money for Christmas presents I couldn't afford in time, and also my new glasses.

Especially Enjoying:

All the little things Mik and I do that bring me happiness. And the big things..

Subject Occupying Most Brain Room:

Obligations I've got. I've got so much stuff to take care of by the middle of March, it's unreal.

Here's something you probably don't know - I love Montagne Jeunesse face masks. I've tried most of them - some peel off, some heat up, some are mud, some are actually pieces of cloth soaked in stuff... I pretty much liked all of them but I'd not found one I really loved.

Well, shopping with Grum in Asda last week, I noticed a rack of face masks, but after a glance I decided to leave... Just as I was leaving I saw one I'd never seen before. So, I bought it.

I got home that night and decided to try it, so I went into the bathroom and tore open the sachet.

Looked like melted fudge.
Smelled like melted fudge.
Even felt like melted fudge.
(Did not taste like melted fudge...)

So, I smeared it onto my right cheekbone, and it got warm for a few seconds and then it was just sticky. Okay, so I used the whole thing and sat down for ten minutes.

They say that to wash it off, you just splash warm water over your face... Well, all that did was get water in my nose, so I used a flannel, but the fudge smell stayed and delighted Mik and myself all evening.

So, yeah. Since then I've bought three more, and although they're £1 each, that's a bargain!

Yay!

I am the Dark Princess Kimmie Fudgeface. See the remnants of facemask along my jaw and tremble. TREMBLE WITH FEAR, BITCHES!!

Thanks, Montagne Jeunesse.

Are you settled, kids? Well, get settled then! Okay, now this week's word is...
Dolt!

Now, time to apply this. Get out your workbooks, children, and repeat after me:
"Margaret doesn't know how to spell her own name. Margaret is nine, and literate. Margaret is a dolt."

And how about this one?
"John bit mother's prize horse because he'd heard people say they were so hungry they could eat a horse. What a dolt John is!"

And who can solve this?
"Carl's mother is a dolt, his father is a dolt, and his sister is a git. What does that make Carl?"

Whoever answers correctly recieves an extra gold star!

Please copy these into your books, and when you think you have the answer to the question, you may tell me.

Very good! I brought candy shoelaces for you all!

TIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! No, I did NOT tell you to eat your actual shoelaces!! What is Timmy, class?

That's right, a dolt!

A candy shoelace for you all!

Not YOU, Timmy.
Not you.

Now then children, settle down. It's time for this week's word! Is everyone ready? Good! Now say it with me:
Git!

Let's use it in a sentence! Repeat after me:

"Sally cut all the fingertips off her doll because she wanted to grow some hands in the garden. Sally is a git."

...good!

Another:

"Peter called me a stupid head, Peter is a git!"


One more:

"How could you cook my homework, you git?!"

Excellent!

Please copy these into your exercise books.

TIMMY! STOP CUTTING SUSIE'S HAIR OFF!!
What is Timmy, class?
That's right, a git!

A piece of candy for everyone! .

Not YOU, Timmy.
Not you.